JustInFudge Posted January 8, 2013 Share Posted January 8, 2013 Not a political topic but I felt like Al Roker needs some support. He recently admitted to pooping his pants in the White House. Well, I pooped my pants once too...and I'm not talking when I was a child. It was in college. In the Plaza De America's. The Krishna's always had a free lunch there. You could just donate a dollar and have some good curry type rice dish and salad. Well, I went that route for lunch one day before class and as I left my little spot underneath the tree and headed to class all the way on the other side of campus. I ripped what I thought was a fart and it wasnt. It was poop and it wasnt solid. This happened in the middle of the plaza. I was wearing shorts and I could feel it dripping down my leg. I had to tactfully make it to the bathroom that was abound 100 yards away. It was an emotional time. But I survived. You're not alone, Al. You're not alone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeC36 Posted January 8, 2013 Share Posted January 8, 2013 My name is Joe and I'm a pants sh*tter. Couple years ago I did at work. I was in the middle of mowing the football field and felt it creeping on. Started heading for the porta crapper and did the same thing you did. Tried to let out a little air to relieve the pressure, boy was that a mistake. it wasnt a lot, but it was enough. I hope my story inspires others to not feel burdened by the fact that they too sh*t their pants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted January 8, 2013 Share Posted January 8, 2013 I have never been prouder!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WWWWombat Posted January 8, 2013 Share Posted January 8, 2013 I applaud your courage gentlemen. I also have pooped my pants. It is too painful to speak of, but it is good to know there are others who have experience the same shame and disgust. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slowmoe57 Posted January 8, 2013 Share Posted January 8, 2013 I have had my share of Sharts as well..... But will leave it at that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted January 8, 2013 Author Share Posted January 8, 2013 My name is Joe and I'm a pants sh*tter. Couple years ago I did at work. I was in the middle of mowing the football field and felt it creeping on. Started heading for the porta crapper and did the same thing you did. Tried to let out a little air to relieve the pressure, boy was that a mistake. it wasnt a lot, but it was enough. I hope my story inspires others to not feel burdened by the fact that they too sh*t their pants. I applaud your courage gentlemen. I also have pooped my pants. It is too painful to speak of, but it is good to know there are others who have experience the same shame and disgust. You know, in the end once I got to the bathroom and finished the rest of my movement. I just took off the boxers, whipped, used a moist paper towel to clean up a little bit and I was on my way, commando style the rest of the day. No biggie. Life went on and I'm a better man because of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil Bit Special Posted January 8, 2013 Share Posted January 8, 2013 I have never pooped my pants, and all of you are animals. Maybe if you had less anal sex with each other, your a$$hole would be a little tighter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WWWWombat Posted January 8, 2013 Share Posted January 8, 2013 I'm a hygiene freak so it was a very traumatic experience for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted January 8, 2013 Author Share Posted January 8, 2013 I have never pooped my pants, and all of you are animals. Maybe if you had less anal sex with each other, your a$$hole would be a little tighter. Better get used to it. You're a Patriots fan now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil Bit Special Posted January 8, 2013 Share Posted January 8, 2013 Better get used to it. You're a Patriots fan now. My balloon knot is tight and has stayed that way for 10 years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GATA Posted January 8, 2013 Share Posted January 8, 2013 I just ate lunch... I h8 you right now ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted January 8, 2013 Author Share Posted January 8, 2013 I just ate lunch... I h8 you right now ! Hotties dont poop. You're good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil Bit Special Posted January 8, 2013 Share Posted January 8, 2013 I just had a case of exploding ass syndrome. EAS for short. Thanks to my tight knot, I made it to the toilet. I suspect this has been brought on thanks to the Woody/Rex lovefest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted January 8, 2013 Share Posted January 8, 2013 I just pooped my pants twice while reading this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted January 8, 2013 Share Posted January 8, 2013 True story. In college, I sharted .Normally I would have declared it and LMAO, but there were girls in my Dorm Room at time. I backed out of room and went to bathroom and threw my gob-laden undies in the garbage can. Went commando and that was that. UNTIL.......... next morning we are awakened by a loud shriek of the Maid. "Who the f**k put their sh*t-laden underwear in garbage?. My MFing fingers are full of shiit" It appears I didnt think it out and the Maid had a messy morning Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted January 8, 2013 Author Share Posted January 8, 2013 True story. In college, I sharted .Normally I would have declared it and LMAO, but there were girls in my Dorm Room at time. I backed out of room and went to bathroom and threw my gob-laden undies in the garbage can. Went commando and that was that. UNTIL.......... next morning we are awakened by a loud shriek of the Maid. "Who the f**k put their sh*t-laden underwear in garbage?. My MFing fingers are full of shiit" It appears I didnt think it out and the Maid had a messy morning You had a maid in college??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted January 8, 2013 Share Posted January 8, 2013 You had a maid in college??? Not personally, LOL. The woman who cleaned our bathroom every morning and vacuumed our room etc? Cleaning lady , maid, whatever you call it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted January 8, 2013 Author Share Posted January 8, 2013 Not personally, LOL. The woman who cleaned our bathroom every morning and vacuumed our room etc? Cleaning lady , maid, whatever you call it Dorms??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted January 8, 2013 Share Posted January 8, 2013 Dorms??? Uh ya, a Dorm Room. Thats what we used in 1970 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted January 8, 2013 Share Posted January 8, 2013 You had a maid in college??? Must have roomed with Hess Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted January 8, 2013 Share Posted January 8, 2013 Not personally, LOL. The woman who cleaned our bathroom every morning and vacuumed our room etc? Cleaning lady , maid, whatever you call it You had a lady vacum your dorm room? Holy crap. They only cleaned ours the last day of school. LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted January 8, 2013 Author Share Posted January 8, 2013 Uh ya, a Dorm Room. Thats what we used in 1970 Never lived in a dorm... Must have roomed with Hess H8 rich people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil Bit Special Posted January 8, 2013 Share Posted January 8, 2013 best i ever saw was someone dropped a few nuggets on the grocery store floor and then went into bathroom and tried to flush said underwear... and failed and overflowed the toilet and flooded the bathroom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted January 9, 2013 Author Share Posted January 9, 2013 Almost pooped myself in the gym last night. Thought I was going to fart doing my last set and remember this thread and had fear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted January 9, 2013 Share Posted January 9, 2013 In respect to this Thread I have asked Tommy Toilet to stop by and provide a Public Service Announcement: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robertjessica Posted January 9, 2013 Share Posted January 9, 2013 You're disgusting JIF. I bet you and Tom cover yourselves ni poop and do a rian dance togetherr. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billybroome Posted January 9, 2013 Share Posted January 9, 2013 Every dude here has at one time or another torpedoed their shorts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted January 9, 2013 Author Share Posted January 9, 2013 You're disgusting JIF. I bet you and Tom cover yourselves ni poop and do a rian dance togetherr. Tom isnt good enough for my poo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HessStation Posted January 9, 2013 Share Posted January 9, 2013 yep. happens to the best of us. Especially when your wife locks the ****ing front door as you're trying to sprint in from a long drive home...you had it timed perfectly...but that unexpected roadblock you weren't ready for...****ing bitch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerryK Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 http://www.hulu.com/watch/279577 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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