Integrity28 Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 Not sure I would. Im not even on Facebooks. I would probably try go out with the twenty somethings that work for me and pray on their more self loathing friends after their hammered and all the young cute boys already went home together. Thankfully my penis hasn;t aged a bit. LOL This. No matter where I work, I've always had young girls that work with me that look at me like a big brother... and they have hot friends. I'd start there... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMC Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 Not sure I would. Im not even on Facebooks. I would probably try go out with the twenty somethings that work for me and pray on their more self loathing friends after their hammered and all the young cute boys already went home together. Thankfully my penis hasn;t aged a bit. LOL Oh, I'm definitely going younger and doing what you're advocating. But like I said, I rule nothing out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 Your a talking Ape. Shock value should get you laid 9-10 times. Yeah, but you've heard the arrogant and dumb sh*t I say... that should knock me back down to 2-3 times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 Yeah, but you've heard the arrogant and dumb sh*t I say... that should knock me back down to 2-3 times. LMAO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleedin Green Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 So I decided to join one of those online dating sites. Lame, I know. But I suppose I can't hate on it too much. My sister met her husband on eHarmony. So GFY's. It's extremely common these days. I know plenty of people who have done it, including those who have ended up getting married to people they met through there. That said, that was never something I was able to get myself to do though. Just feels... wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleedin Green Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 I said I was a secret agent firefighter model with a 12 inch dick and a trust fund. Just being honest. I take it you refrained from providing the info of who the actually owner was and where you tend to store it though? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleedin Green Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 My brother met his fiancé on one of those sites. I met my wife by whipping out my dick ... oh yeah!! ! So I take it she likes you because you make her laugh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vicious89x Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 Best part about doin the crossfit thing is being around fit, attractive women who work out in spandex. Throw in being a coach, if I ever got dumped I'd be all up in that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMC Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 So I take it she likes you because you make her laugh? Humor is one of the quickest ways to a woman's heart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 It's extremely common these days. I know plenty of people who have done it, including those who have ended up getting married to people they met through there. That said, that was never something I was able to get myself to do though. Just feels... wrong. "Back in my day, I used to walk barefoot through the snow up a hill carrying a corsage for the young lass that I was courting... alas, kids these days..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 So I take it she likes you because you make her laugh? Bingo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMC Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 It's extremely common these days. I know plenty of people who have done it, including those who have ended up getting married to people they met through there. That said, that was never something I was able to get myself to do though. Just feels... wrong. Yeah, it wouldn't work for you because you're used to the whole courtship thing, meeting the father first, asking for his daughter's hand, talking a long strong with the girl while her mother and aunts walk five paces behind you two. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleedin Green Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 "Back in my day, I used to walk barefoot through the snow up a hill carrying a corsage for the young lass that I was courting... alas, kids these days..." How did I not see this one coming? Truth be told, I like to work my magic at the senior centers. You know, put my moves on the real young ones that hang around there. Can you believe some of those ladies are only in their late 60s / early 70s? Damn! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleedin Green Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 Yeah, it wouldn't work for you because you're used to the whole courtship thing, meeting the father first, asking for his daughter's hand, talking a long strong with the girl while her mother and aunts walk five paces behind you two. Ape wins. Try again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 To the geniuses who think internet dating is icky it happens to be the 2nd most popular way to meet women in the country lol. Google it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 I'd also like to add that so far this game sucks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleedin Green Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 To the geniuses who think internet dating is icky it happens to be the 2nd most popular way to meet women in the country lol. Google it. Right behind stalking? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vicious89x Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 To the geniuses who think internet dating is icky it happens to be the 2nd most popular way to meet women in the country lol. Google it. Unvote Vote Pac This reeks of desperation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leelou Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 *sits down next to Vic* Hey sexy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 How did I not see this one coming? Truth be told, I like to work my magic at the senior centers. You know, put my moves on the real young ones that hang around there. Can you believe some of those ladies are only in their late 60s / early 70s? Damn! I picture you as the toothless old man in a worn out old armchair in the common room of the retirement home that whistles and licks his gums every time one of the young nurse ladies walks past you and says, in a higher than normal speaking volume "HOW ARE YOU TODAY MR. GREEN?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMC Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 I picture you as the toothless old man in a worn out old armchair in the common room of the retirement home that whistles and licks his gums every time one of the young nurse ladies walks past you and says, in a higher than normal speaking volume "HOW ARE YOU TODAY MR. GREEN?" There's a lot of sex going on in retirement homes between the residents. BG undoubtedly gets his fair share. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 To the geniuses who think internet dating is icky it happens to be the 2nd most popular way to meet women in the country lol. Google it. I like how Pac GOOGLE's a nugget of information and it empowers him so much that he must insult all our intelligence by sarcastically calling us "geniuses". Nobody said it's icky. Just not part of the getting laid paradigm that we're familiar with. Is this backlash driven by shame or insecurity, or both? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 I'd also like to add that so far this game sucks. Disagree. It's par for the course... everyone getting some lulz, in and you getting petulant because you don't have enough attention coming your way. If you want the game play to start, say something stupid and then you'll get run up for seeming too eager. Problem solved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vicious89x Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 *sits down next to Vic* Hey sexy. Sup gurl. What do you think about internet dating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 Best part about doin the crossfit thing is being around fit, attractive women who work out in spandex. Throw in being a coach, if I ever got dumped I'd be all up in that. Perfect scenario for evil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 To the geniuses who think internet dating is icky it happens to be the 2nd most popular way to meet women in the country lol. Google it. Not icky just odd to us older married folk. Is that how you met lady friend? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 Unvote Vote Pac This reeks of desperation unvote vote pac Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leelou Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 Sup gurl. What do you think about internet dating. Tried it, found mostly creepy guys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleedin Green Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 There's a lot of sex going on in retirement homes between the residents. BG undoubtedly gets his fair share. I tell them I'm a widower and play the lonely card. Works every time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vicious89x Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 Tried it, found mostly creepy guys. Considering the caliber of gentlemen that have commented in this thread I find it surprising Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 The votes piling on me are great.. It's like a pack of Meheecanos rushing to the front of the line 5 minutes before Taco Bell closes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleedin Green Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 I picture you as the toothless old man in a worn out old armchair in the common room of the retirement home that whistles and licks his gums every time one of the young nurse ladies walks past you and says, in a higher than normal speaking volume "HOW ARE YOU TODAY MR. GREEN?" It's amazing what you can get away with once you're able to start blaming your age and being confused for everything you do. Those young gals just giggle and walk away every time I "accidentally" rub up against their chests and behinds when they come to deliver me my soup. Side note: I still have no idea where the hell this old man thing came from, but I figured I might as well embrace it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WWWWombat Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 Considering the caliber of gentlemen that have commented in this thread I find it surprising i c wut u did thar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 Unvote Vote Pac This reeks of desperation any reason to vote me.. been your modus operendi since 08'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WWWWombat Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 unvote Vote: Pendejo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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