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Day 1 Vote Count

Leelou (4): Vic, Pac, Dan, Lily

Wombat (5): BG, SMC, HeavyFog, 80, Leelou

Pac (1): JVoR

BG (4): Hess, Wombat, Pac, Ishy

JVoY (1): Ape

Darthe (1): Crusher

Dan (4): JiF, Nolder, Smash, Darthe

JiF (1): CTM

With 22 alive, it takes 12 to lynch.

Your vote count is jacked up kimosabee.

I'm not voting both BG and Leroy.

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Definitely need to call her Leroy now.

That's what CTM always wants to call her.

It's the reverse Te'o

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Not the Leroy part, ahole, because you would certainly have an autocorrect feature on your phone turning a woman's name to a man.

The WTF was your need to make an entirely new post for it rather than editing the old one.

Well I know this a major leap of logic, but perhaps I clicked submit.. Saw the autocorrect error, quickly clicked stop on browser, fixed and resubmitted.. Not knowing the first request had completed

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Definitely need to call her Leroy now.

Your funeral.

You gonna beat up 80, or are you implying Leroy will?

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You gonna beat up 80, or are you implying Leroy will?

Lol DMphags implying they will be doing beating up of anyone. Get back in your locker.

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Day 1 Vote Count

Leelou (3): Vic, Dan, Lily

Wombat (5): BG, SMC, HeavyFog, 80, Leelou

Pac (1): JVoR

BG (3): Wombat, Pac, Ishy

JVoY (1): Ape

Darthe (1): Crusher

Dan (4): JiF, Nolder, Smash, Darthe

JiF (1): CTM

With 21 alive, it takes 11 to lynch.

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Hess knew what the injury could mean – lost money. This was why he was constantly going after a better contract, he knew a NFL players lifespan was only so long.

When he went down he was the unquestioned best Cornerback in the game, and arguably the best defensive player in the game. Some went so far as to call him one of the greatest CB’s to ever play the game and for good reason: He could shut down Megatron, Andre Johnson, and all of the best WR’s in the game. Now? Who knew if he’d ever be the same. So naturally he split his time between rehabbing, promoting his new shoes, and many hours at his local tennis club – his one true passion.

One day at the club a man came up to Hess, and pitched him an idea for Hess Brand Watches – “the watch for the best.” Hess loved the idea of seeing his name eclipse Rolex and others because, after all, he’s the best. Why would people want a Rolex when they can have a Hess? So Hess agreed to meet the man for dinner later that night.

Hess thought it was odd when the man continued to focus on the intangibles of the watch instead of the way it actually looked and worked, but who really cared if it made him money? So they laughed and had a good time, and began to depart. They got into the man’s car and drove off…and that was the last time anyone saw Hess alive.

The next day the police surrounded a warehouse where Hess’ dead body tied to a chair. The coroner’s report told a chilling tale: Apparently the man had tried to beat Hess to death first, but his arm just wasn’t strong enough to amount to much more than a light bruise. After hours of attempting, the man finally gave up and suffocated Hess with his towel.

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Hess, Darrelle Revis, mod-confirmed townie (and apparently Memphis Grizzlies fan?), is dead. Day 1 continues.

Great choice. lulz.

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LOL, great scene, AVMod. But did you make it too easy?

Unvote: WWWombat

Vote: Pac

Pac has to be Chad and he'd certainly would kill Hess for the lulz.

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Dan, Pac, Wbat, CTM - scum in this group for sure.

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Hess knew what the injury could mean – lost money. This was why he was constantly going after a better contract, he knew a NFL players lifespan was only so long.

When he went down he was the unquestioned best Cornerback in the game, and arguably the best defensive player in the game. Some went so far as to call him one of the greatest CB’s to ever play the game and for good reason: He could shut down Megatron, Andre Johnson, and all of the best WR’s in the game. Now? Who knew if he’d ever be the same. So naturally he split his time between rehabbing, promoting his new shoes, and many hours at his local tennis club – his one true passion.

One day at the club a man came up to Hess, and pitched him an idea for Hess Brand Watches – “the watch for the best.” Hess loved the idea of seeing his name eclipse Rolex and others because, after all, he’s the best. Why would people want a Rolex when they can have a Hess? So Hess agreed to meet the man for dinner later that night.

Hess thought it was odd when the man continued to focus on the intangibles of the watch instead of the way it actually looked and worked, but who really cared if it made him money? So they laughed and had a good time, and began to depart. They got into the man’s car and drove off…and that was the last time anyone saw Hess alive.

The next day the police surrounded a warehouse where Hess’ dead body tied to a chair. The coroner’s report told a chilling tale: Apparently the man had tried to beat Hess to death first, but his arm just wasn’t strong enough to amount to much more than a light bruise. After hours of attempting, the man finally gave up and suffocated Hess with his towel.

Darrelle-Revis-.jpeg

Hess, Darrelle Revis, mod-confirmed townie (and apparently Memphis Grizzlies fan?), is dead. Day 1 continues.

MVP's don't get killed early in the game. Just saying. I'm a 4th quarter man. Clutch too.

Done in by a noodle arm. What a nightmare.

vote:SMC

That just feels right.

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Day 1 Vote Count

Leelou (3): Vic, Dan, Lily

Wombat (5): BG, HeavyFog, 80, Leelou

Pac (2): JVoR, SMC

BG (3): Wombat, Pac, Ishy

JVoY (1): Ape

Darthe (1): Crusher

Dan (4): JiF, Nolder, Smash, Darthe

JiF (1): CTM

With 21 alive, it takes 11 to lynch.

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LOL, great scene, AVMod. But did you make it too easy?

Unvote: WWWombat

Vote: Pac

Pac has to be Chad and he'd certainly would kill Hess for the lulz.

Scum.

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Lol DMphags implying they will be doing beating up of anyone. Get back in your locker.

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MVP's don't get killed early in the game. Just saying. I'm a 4th quarter man. Clutch too.

Done in by a noodle arm. What a nightmare.

vote:SMC

That just feels right.

FOS Sharrow.

Editted his post to add vote for me and potential distance move from Pac

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Scum.

I'm glad you've admitted it so this will be easy. You need to be one of the first to die.

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LOL @ Hess getting bitched 15 minutes into the game.

Kind of refreshing to not to have to deal with his filth for a game.

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Pac, BG and CTM are the top candidates for being made Chad Pennington by AVM. I don't believe for a second that AVM randomized the most important roles.

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Can we just lynch Wombat?

No way Leroy, he looks like town.

Wanna come clean and admit you're scum yet?

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Pac, BG and CTM are the top candidates for being made Chad Pennington by AVM. I don't believe for a second that AVM randomized the most important roles.

You and SMC are stupid, non-reading a-holes.

I've claimed Shonn Greene... anyone want to counter? Anyone think Shonn Greene is not in the game?

Why do you never take a break from sucking?

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No way Leroy, he looks like town.

Wanna come clean and admit you're scum yet?

I already am clean. I showered this morning.

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You and SMC are stupid, non-reading a-holes.

I've claimed Shonn Greene... anyone want to counter? Anyone think Shonn Greene is not in the game?

Why do you never take a break from sucking?

I don't read your posts, generally.

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Wanna come clean and admit you're scum yet?

Wait a minute. So you're still calling Leroy scum after a full, uncountered role and character reveal, yet I'm supposed to just take it at face value that you didn't make up your Shonn Greene reveal?

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Can we just lynch Wombat?

I'm down but Dan is scum. Book it.

Pac, BG and CTM are the top candidates for being made Chad Pennington by AVM. I don't believe for a second that AVM randomized the most important roles.

He bastard Modded for sure...my role sucks. Knew it would. And its all but a guarantee that he made Dan scum because he sweats her so bad.

I'm honestly shocked that everyone doesnt see this logic.

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Wait a minute. So you're still calling Leroy scum after a full, uncountered role and character reveal, yet I'm supposed to just take it at face value that you didn't make up your Shonn Greene reveal?

You're the worst ever, but he's a disgusting pig. Greene's slow plodding fumbling ass could easily be scum.

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