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I don't like character reveals at all. Doesn't mean I'm not going to use them to my benefit as town or scum. Probably could have gotten you or Ape lynched last game if not for his character claim. Probably could have gotten Lily lynched without implicating myself if not for her character claim. It sucks, but it is what it is and ignoring it isn't going to help you.

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Vote count? I'd like the honor of the hammer.

Oh, wait... so with Vic it's "wait" but with Crusher it's "hammertime".

Of course, only after I called you out for not doing this like you normally would.

How about that bump of Crusher's post?

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Crusher isnt town. Good lynch today. Me think day time SK though.

Verbal not willing to character reveal is noted. Probably scum.

lynching crusher will tell us about verbal

IMO verbal was jumping on early to avoid more obvious bussing later

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Scum doesnt like it. Town is fine with it.

Verbal made my list.

I think that puts you at 14/22 players FOS'ed.

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Oh, wait... so with Vic it's "wait" but with Crusher it's "hammertime".

Of course, only after I called you out for not doing this like you normally would.

How about that bump of Crusher's post?

and your "call out" has nothing to do with my suspicion of Crusher. He's hiding and seemingly disinterested. This is after a couple games where he's died early on after playing well. He seemed pretty pumped pre-game but is now in a fat funk.

Nice to be missed. Still pumped just be patient.

Barely anything before this post and nothing since... next question?

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Oh, wait... so with Vic it's "wait" but with Crusher it's "hammertime".

Of course, only after I called you out for not doing this like you normally would.

How about that bump of Crusher's post?

this is true...

maybe I'm misreading who exactly is town here

can't wait to see the response to this

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lynching crusher will tell us about verbal

IMO verbal was jumping on early to avoid more obvious bussing later

And if Crusher flips town or SK?

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I'm getting pulled into meetings.

Vote Crusher

I want Pac to bump that post he mentioned, since Pac had a hard-on for Heavy, then me, then the minute someone mentioned Crusher, Pac suddenly had a post about Crusher that pinged him too.

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Oh, wait... so with Vic it's "wait" but with Crusher it's "hammertime".

Of course, only after I called you out for not doing this like you normally would.

How about that bump of Crusher's post?

You're delerious.. I think Vic is bored roleless and Crush is actively hiding. BIG difference.

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And if Crusher flips town or SK?

verbal is pretty much guaranteed scum

100%

lynching crusher will just make us 101% sure

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That's L-2 for Crusher, I believe.

sound the dinner bell so we can get him in here to claim

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Barely anything before this post and nothing since... next question?

Good.... I wanted to make sure you had something legit in mind, and you weren't just giving it an unsubstantiated nudge.

Thanks.

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I'm not sure if the Ape is just playing carlessly or is scum.. His memory is garbage this game.. forgot I claimed Greene, forgot my exchange with Crush last night and this morning.

It actually makes me think he's just playing another terrible townie game. I don't think he'd make this many mistakes as scum.

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verbal is pretty much guaranteed scum

100%

lynching crusher will just make us 101% sure

Based on what? Not liking character reveals? Verbal is like me, he's always on his high horse about gamesmanship. You should know that about him from DM, where he's much more vocal about it because of the sh*tty play there.

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Based on what? Not liking character reveals? Verbal is like me, he's always on his high horse about gamesmanship. You should know that about him from DM, where he's much more vocal about it because of the sh*tty play there.

Didn't stop you guys from vetting yourselves with character claims last game.

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One day at the club a man came up to Hess, and pitched him an idea for Hess Brand Watches – “the watch for the best.” Hess loved the idea of seeing his name eclipse Rolex and others because, after all, he’s the best. Why would people want a Rolex when they can have a Hess? So Hess agreed to meet the man for dinner later that night.

Hess thought it was odd when the man continued to focus on the intangibles of the watch instead of the way it actually looked and worked, but who really cared if it made him money? So they laughed and had a good time, and began to depart. They got into the man’s car and drove off…and that was the last time anyone saw Hess alive.

The next day the police surrounded a warehouse where Hess’ dead body tied to a chair. The coroner’s report told a chilling tale: Apparently the man had tried to beat Hess to death first, but his arm just wasn’t strong enough to amount to much more than a light bruise. After hours of attempting, the man finally gave up and suffocated Hess with his towel.

Hess, Darrelle Revis, mod-confirmed townie (and apparently Memphis Grizzlies fan?), is dead. Day 1 continues.

One player, though, wasn’t laughing. In fact, he was nearly in a full on rage almost every play. Towards the end of the practice one of the QB’s lofted up a soft pass and he went in for the big play.

BOOM!!!!!!!!!

The entire team jumped up from the hit with excitement filling the field. Well…everyone except for the victim. He tried to stand up and fell right back down to the ground. So much wasted potential in that one…always getting hurt. Good thing Dan is dead, her heart might not be able to take the loss of one of her favorites.

Darthe, Dustin Keller, vanilla townie, is out for the season.

The youngster had just turned his head around in time to see a football fly towards his face. He fell to the ground more annoyed than hurt and got up ready to kick someone’s ass…but as he rose up the tape stopped, and literally ended up around his neck. Only the ****ing Jets would still use REAL tape.

Ishy, Jeremy Kerley, Vanilla Town, is dead.

It was the strange man again…though this time dressed in hideous drag. A smarter man could have seen through his disguise but for all of his strengths, intelligence when the opposite sex is involved was not one of them.

It didn’t take much – a simple “Hi there handsome” from the stranger and off the field JVoR trotted, knowing exactly where this all was ending.

Only he didn’t.

The next time anyone saw him he was nearly unrecognizable. A condom pulled over his head and his entire body was swollen and puffy. Turns out he had an allergy to latex.

Jets Voice of Reason, Antonio Cromartie, town speedster (tracker), is dead.

So with the loss of many prominent figures, SMC knew it was about time for him to step up. He was spending extra time in the weight room, specifically doing squats. The workout warriors on JetNation would be proud.

The problem with squats though is that you leave yourself exposed for a jackass, and if there is ANYTHING the Jets have an abundance of it’s just that – jackasses.

SMC was in the middle of an unbelievable 700 lb squat when the douche showed up and kicked SMC square in the groin. If only his spotter had been there to catch him, he almost certainly would have survived…

SMC, D’Brickashaw Ferguson, vanilla townie, is dead.

One player in particular was absolute disgusted by this fat, hippie, slob. His rage had built and built and built, and he couldn’t possibly stand being in the same room as someone who cared so little about their bodies. He decided to take things into his own hands…so he followed out chasing down CTM full speed.

CTM isn’t the dumbest cat in town by any means. On any other day he would have heard the player charging at him, turned around and used his belly as protection. But not today…today was free mani/pedi day at Florham Park and CTM was too busy ogling at the feet through the window.

“How’s about a closer view, bitch!” yelled the player as he rammed into CTM full speed, slamming his head into the glass.

CTM simply bounced off, took a couple steps backwards and with a smile the size of Texas fell on his back causing the earth to shake greatly. THEN the glass shattered.

“Can’t coach with a concussion can you, you fat disgusting slob” laughed the player as he ran off.

Nope. You sure can’t.

CTM, Rex Ryan, Town Cop…is out for the season.

Hess and Lily killed by the noodle armed Pennington SK. JVOR could have been killed by him too since AVM referenced "the strange man" in his scene.

Darthe and CTM killed by the roid raged town Vig (out of his mind for the season).

I assume SMC was probably killed by scum since there was no reference to who killed him.

Ishy, I'm unsure about. He was killed by a weak armed QB too, but like JVOR was killed at night. I suppose it could be Sanchez killing them, because I don't see how it's fair if Pennington gets more then a kill each phase, so this confuses me a little bit; so I can only imagine the kind of circles it sends your lesser minds spinning into.

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Ape, what's your opinion on CTM flipping town cop? Did you honestly think he was scum or did you pick up his power role tell again?

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Based on what? Not liking character reveals? Verbal is like me, he's always on his high horse about gamesmanship. You should know that about him from DM, where he's much more vocal about it because of the sh*tty play there.

he's skating the edges of the game

same as crusher

same as leelou

I'm telling you the scum are just letting town tear each other apart

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I'm getting a terrible townie read from quite a few players.

this entire town is terrible

it's like it was fate that this would be a game about the jets

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I'm not sure if the Ape is just playing carlessly or is scum.. His memory is garbage this game.. forgot I claimed Greene, forgot my exchange with Crush last night and this morning.

It actually makes me think he's just playing another terrible townie game. I don't think he'd make this many mistakes as scum.

GFY

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this entire town is terrible

it's like it was fate that this would be a game about the jets

Truer words were never typed.

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yeah, I'm not sure why it keeps doing it - i have to go back and edit out all the html tags, lame

I copy/paste from my previous counts, it shouldn't be an issue, i've always done it that way

Did you consider the possibility that you're dumb.

I would never screw up anything like that.

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Crusher isnt town. Good lynch today. Me think day time SK though.

Verbal not willing to character reveal is noted. Probably scum.

Scum doesnt like it. Town is fine with it.

Verbal made my list.

I don't like character reveals at all. Doesn't mean I'm not going to use them to my benefit as town or scum. Probably could have gotten you or Ape lynched last game if not for his character claim. Probably could have gotten Lily lynched without implicating myself if not for her character claim. It sucks, but it is what it is and ignoring it isn't going to help you.

I don't care. Maybe I am on a high horse about this. Whatever. I think it's ****ing stupid. Like I said, run me up and I'll reveal my character, or just let you lynch me and laugh at you later. It'll be a game-time decision. Either way, **** you - I'm not revealing my character right now.

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Didn't stop you guys from vetting yourselves with character claims last game.

Yeah, to quote myself I'll do whatever is necessary within the mods rules to give myself an advantage. I'm not opposed to the mass claim dummy. I am saying, and not defending, that Verbal does tend to value the unwritten rules of respectable play. More importantly I wanted to know why Nolder is saying "100% scum" about Verbal, before perhaps a lynch or vig goes that way.

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Did you consider the possibility that you're dumb.

I would never screw up anything like that.

True. You are a much better copy/paster than most.

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verbal is pretty much guaranteed scum

100%

lynching crusher will just make us 101% sure

If Crusher flips town, I'm scum because of it? This is coming from the guy that has made dumb townie move after dumb townie move, all in the same game?

Tread carefully, little man.....tomorrow will be here soon.

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Alright, gotta bail out - is Crusher at L2? Get the reveal from him, get it from Vic too.

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Ape, what's your opinion on CTM flipping town cop? Did you honestly think he was scum or did you pick up his power role tell again?

Bumped for Ape.

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If Crusher flips town, I'm scum because of it?

added to the all the lurking and general belligerence? yeah I'd say so

100%

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I'm at about 50% right now. 6 knowns, 7 unknowns. Soon I'll be 100% and will win.

Town

JIF

Leelou

Pac

Wombat

Nolder

Sharrow

Possible scum/SK

Verbal

Smash

Crush

80

Ape

Vic

HeavyFag

Character claims could clear a lot of that up, imo.

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Ape, what's your opinion on CTM flipping town cop? Did you honestly think he was scum or did you pick up his power role tell again?

I thought he was scum, tbh. When he was arguing with Pac about the mass reveal, he was being illogical. It's about the only thing I have on him as a scum tell, usually. When he's cop he usually tunnels me early and often on D1, views me N1, and then stays with me all game for cover. He did none of that this game.

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Possible scum/SK

Verbal

Smash

Crush

80

Ape

Vic

HeavyFag

In that list of players not as good as me, there are most likely 4 scum and 1 sk. So we have a 5 out of 7 chance of hitting today.

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