Jetsfan80 Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 Being short. Boobs don't make up for everything. Lynch all liars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HessStation Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 So a good claim to fame story is my roommate in college was a Golden Glove boxer from Brockton. Got knocked out once by Peter McNeeley who in turn got knocked out by Mike Tyson. So during a pick up game at school I pissed him off and he actually knocked me out of the court. So...I can actually say I got knocked out by the guy who got knocked out by the guy who got knocked out by Mike Tyson. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMC Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 Being short. Boobs don't make up for everything. They make up for alot. And being short is good on a chick. Theres more things to do with you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HessStation Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 I was engaged to someone who is 6'3. That's pretty tall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HessStation Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 They make up for alot. And being short is good on a chick. Theres more things to do with you. Agreed. As somebody 5'11...any girl over 5'4 becomes less appealing to me. *shrugs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 So a good claim to fame story is my roommate in college was a Golden Glove boxer from Brockton. Got knocked out once by Peter McNeeley who in turn got knocked out by Mike Tyson. So during a pick up game at school I pissed him off and he actually knocked me out of the court. So...I can actually say I got knocked out by the guy who got knocked out by the guy who got knocked out by Mike Tyson. And Mike Tyson in turn was in a movie with Zach Galifianakis (Hangover) who in turn was on an episode of HBO's Bored to Death with Kevin Bacon. Boom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVM Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 You're in! lol. How tall are you? 5'7''....6'13'' in shoes Being short. Boobs don't make up for everything. Well that's just factually incorrect Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HessStation Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 And Mike Tyson in turn was in a movie with Zach Galifianakis who in turn was on an episode of Bored to Death with Kevin Bacon. Boom. It's messed up. Dudes the ******* Axis to everything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac Posted February 14, 2013 Author Share Posted February 14, 2013 A long day in Reseda had finally come to an end. "DO I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION LADIES" "why is this guy yelling"? "ARE YOU PREPARED TO DO WHAT IS NECESSARY TO WIN - NO MATTER THE COST" "uhh I guess, but why are you yelli..." "THEN DROP DOWN AND GIVE ME 50... AND IF MY ENDLESS PONTIFICATIONS BOTHER YOU THEN YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO FIND A WAY TO DEAL WITH THEM. SEE I DON'T TAKE KINDLY TO THESE ENDLESS ACCUSATIONS BEING HURLED MY WAY, AND I MOST CERTAINLY WON'T TAKE THEM LAYING DOWN. IN ORDER TO WIN, YOU MUST FIGHT. IN ORDER TO FIGHT YOU MUST BE MAN ENOUGH TO LIVE WITH THE CONSEQUENCES - GOOD OR BAD. IN MY WORLD MERCY IS FOR THE WEAK. IF A MAN CONFRONTS YOU, YOU MUST DESTROY HIM WITHOUT BLINKING AN EYE... BECAUSE WHAT WE'RE TALKING ABOUT HERE IS..." omg are you done? "I'M JUST GETTING STARTED"!!!! But alas the town had had enough. If someone had to die it might as well be this guy.. so they attacked http://www.sounddogs.com/previews/19/mp3/222069_SOUNDDOGS__cr.mp3 when the dust settled they were shocked at what they found. BG, aka John Kreese (Scum GF), is DEAD! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leelou Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 Agreed. As somebody 5'11...any girl over 5'4 becomes less appealing to me. *shrugs I'm 5'4. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 Bahahaha awesome. Ape is going to be insufferable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVM Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 So a good claim to fame story is my roommate in college was a Golden Glove boxer from Brockton. Got knocked out once by Peter McNeeley who in turn got knocked out by Mike Tyson. So during a pick up game at school I pissed him off and he actually knocked me out of the court. So...I can actually say I got knocked out by the guy who got knocked out by the guy who got knocked out by Mike Tyson. DUDE I played Mike Tyson Punch Out when I was a kid. We're like...brothers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 Guess we can officially clear Smash as a townie now? Good job 80. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 And now I die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HessStation Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 Oh NICE! Sorry Ape, maybe I was wrong about you. Just weird because our role thing. Hugs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 Calling my shot. I'm investigating Sharrow tonight. GFY scum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HessStation Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 DUDE I played Mike Tyson Punch Out when I was a kid. We're like...brothers! BEST VIDEO GAME....EVER!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 How many have you won? All I do is win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nolder Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 yay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMC Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 Agreed. As somebody 5'11...any girl over 5'4 becomes less appealing to me. *shrugs Yeah, Im 6' and I married someone 5'7" for love and eugenic purposes (worked so far with both son and daughter in 90 percentile in height), but the most fun Ive had in my single days was with chicks 5'3" and shorter. You can carry them, toss them around and flip them. They akso think youre a giant and love it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HessStation Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 All I do is win. LOL, ok. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 More than I've lost. Saw it before the edit. You've lost fights? PUSSY. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HessStation Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 I'm 5'4. Nice solid height imo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 Wow. Haha. Nice work Ape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 Yeah, Im 6' and I married someone 5'7" for love and eugenic purposes (worked so far with both son and daughter in 90 percentile in height), but the most fun Ive had in my single days was with chicks 5'3" and shorter. You can carry them, toss them around and flip them. They akso think youre a giant and love it. Plus when you're done you can just throw them out the window. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVM Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 BEST VIDEO GAME....EVER!!!!! QFT yay lmao....potw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 Saw it before the edit. You've lost fights? PUSSY. Haha. I've only got my ass whipped once. It was bad. Other than my brothers whipping my ass every day growing up the youngest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMC Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 Boom. Ape can now retire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 So a good claim to fame story is my roommate in college was a Golden Glove boxer from Brockton. Got knocked out once by Peter McNeeley who in turn got knocked out by Mike Tyson. So during a pick up game at school I pissed him off and he actually knocked me out of the court. So...I can actually say I got knocked out by the guy who got knocked out by the guy who got knocked out by Mike Tyson. If we meet in person, I'll knock you the **** out. Then you can tell people on the internet that you got knocked out by the guy who never heard of the guy who got knocked out by the guy who got knocked out by Mike Tyson. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HessStation Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 Yeah, Im 6' and I married someone 5'7" for love and eugenic purposes (worked so far with both son and daughter in 90 percentile in height), but the most fun Ive had in my single days was with chicks 5'3" and shorter. You can carry them, toss them around and flip them. They akso think youre a giant and love it. Exactly. My wife is 5'3 and it works out that way. Which is great. Every guy wants their egos padded at all cost as often as possible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 BG got Ape'd. lulz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 Other than my brothers whipping my ass every day growing up the youngest. Ahh, that explains the machismo. Wish I grew up with brothers. Just had an older sister. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 Man, I was so convinced BG was just frustrated town. Didn't think there was much of a chance at all that he'd be going after Ape over and over again like that as scum, but maybe he was just trying to convince us all it wasn't an act? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 A long day in Reseda had finally come to an end. "DO I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION LADIES" "why is this guy yelling"? "ARE YOU PREPARED TO DO WHAT IS NECESSARY TO WIN - NO MATTER THE COST" "uhh I guess, but why are you yelli..." "THEN DROP DOWN AND GIVE ME 50... AND IF MY ENDLESS PONTIFICATIONS BOTHER YOU THEN YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO FIND A WAY TO DEAL WITH THEM. SEE I DON'T TAKE KINDLY TO THESE ENDLESS ACCUSATIONS BEING HURLED MY WAY, AND I MOST CERTAINLY WON'T TAKE THEM LAYING DOWN. IN ORDER TO WIN, YOU MUST FIGHT. IN ORDER TO FIGHT YOU MUST BE MAN ENOUGH TO LIVE WITH THE CONSEQUENCES - GOOD OR BAD. IN MY WORLD MERCY IS FOR THE WEAK. IF A MAN CONFRONTS YOU, YOU MUST DESTROY HIM WITHOUT BLINKING AN EYE... BECAUSE WHAT WE'RE TALKING ABOUT HERE IS..." omg are you done? "I'M JUST GETTING STARTED"!!!! But alas the town had had enough. If someone had to die it might as well be this guy.. so they attacked http://www.sounddogs.com/previews/19/mp3/222069_SOUNDDOGS__cr.mp3 when the dust settled they were shocked at what they found. BG, aka John Kreese (Scum GF), is DEAD! Hey, this is great news. Good job everyone, I know it was tough to endure my pursuit of him, but it was worth it. Thanks for supporting the case! WOO HOO!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 Ahh, that explains the machismo. Wish I grew up with brothers. Just had an older sister. Had an older sister too. I'm the youngest of 4. 2 bros and a sis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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