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Didnt see this post.  Would be fun.  We'd win, cuz I'm on the team.  

 

 

Truth.  Except I would prefer to sit on the bench, munch cheetos, drink the gatorade and spin a towel around really fast as I cheer for your awesome. 

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Me coming off a Crusher pick???  Please.  

 

 

This I got.  I could wear Baby Crusher Old school Jordans and stand still like a mother****er.  Im about 3 feet wide.  

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Me coming off a Crusher pick???  Please.  

 

 

Offensively, we'd be dynamite.  But who's grabbing rebounds on D?  The Ape? 

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This I got.  I could wear Baby Crusher Old school Jordans and stand still like a mother****er.  Im about 3 feet wide.  

 

Dude, exactly.  I need about 3 inches and half a second to get my shot off, you'd give me 10 feet and a half a minute.  

Swish!!!!

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Offensively, we'd be dynamite.  But who's grabbing rebounds on D?  The Ape? 

 

I think CTM is actually a tall dude.  I dont know if a hippy nerd like him is coordinated enough to handle any type of balls others than testicle's in his hands...but might be an option.  

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Ape fouls out after 3 minutes.

 

Disagree.

 

Ape would be good on the team because he'd draw the most flagrant fouls.  Opponents would consistently try to beat the crap out of him and that would give your team 2 free throws and possesion of the ball every time

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Disagree.

Ape would be good on the team because he'd draw the most flagrant fouls. Opponents would consistently try to beat the crap out of him and that would give your team 2 free throws and possesion of the ball every time

Very true. Or he'd be a turnover machine because he'd go back and forth on who's really on his team or not.

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Someone would dunk on him and he would say they fell for his trap and that he knew they were going to dunk on him all along and that they only dunked on him because they feared him the most.

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Offensively, we'd be dynamite.  But who's grabbing rebounds on D?  The Ape? 

 

 

Ape fouls out after 3 minutes.

 

 

Disagree.

 

Ape would be good on the team because he'd draw the most flagrant fouls.  Opponents would consistently try to beat the crap out of him and that would give your team 2 free throws and possesion of the ball every time

 

LOL at this whole sequence.

 

I can drain free-throws all day. Want to hear a story that is destined only to make me sound pathetic like JIF? 

 

In high school, I didn't play for the school team, but there was a "foul shot tournament" that I entered. I won. Went 10/10 in the final two rounds and knocked out my high school point guard, and the only kid in my school who could dunk, some Italian kid. Free throw champion. I threw the paper certificate/plaque out, kept the $10 gift card to the local pizza place, and never spoke of it again until now.

 

I just liked the idea of beating the guys who were on the team, then telling the coach I wasn't interested in playing for him. I should have played, I was too into the music scene and being a punk.

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What kind of school hosts a Free Throw Contest? 

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LOL at this whole sequence.

I can drain free-throws all day. Want to hear a story that is destined only to make me sound pathetic like JIF?

In high school, I didn't play for the school team, but there was a "foul shot tournament" that I entered. I won. Went 10/10 in the final two rounds and knocked out my high school point guard, and the only kid in my school who could dunk, some Italian kid. Free throw champion. I threw the paper certificate/plaque out, kept the $10 gift card to the local pizza place, and never spoke of it again until now.

I just liked the idea of beating the guys who were on the team, then telling the coach I wasn't interested in playing for him. I should have played, I was too into the music scene and being a punk.

I've heard worst. Did I ever tell you the story of when I was effectively knocked out by 5 degrees of Mike Tyson?
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LOL at this whole sequence.

 

I can drain free-throws all day. Want to hear a story that is destined only to make me sound pathetic like JIF? 

 

In high school, I didn't play for the school team, but there was a "foul shot tournament" that I entered. I won. Went 10/10 in the final two rounds and knocked out my high school point guard, and the only kid in my school who could dunk, some Italian kid. Free throw champion. I threw the paper certificate/plaque out, kept the $10 gift card to the local pizza place, and never spoke of it again until now.

 

I just liked the idea of beating the guys who were on the team, then telling the coach I wasn't interested in playing for him. I should have played, I was too into the music scene and being a punk.

 

That's not crazy and I get the mentality.

 

I was captain of our HS wrestling team and at my best I was all city and ranked 3rd in the State (my knees wouldn't hold up and that kept me from pursuing it in college).  But I went to a "football" HS and the football team always looked down on us.  So what did I do? I challenged the football team to a fight, any style, in the gym on the mats.

 

I was 6' 160lbs then with caveman muscle strength.  I took on everyone and won. The closest I came to losing was when a DT landed on top of me and my head hit the floor off the mat.  I actually got knocked out but the guy didn't know it and when he accidently kneed me in the head I woke up and fought my way out and won.

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I've heard worst. Did I ever tell you the story of when I was effectively knocked out by 5 degrees of Mike Tyson?

 

No.  Did I ever tell you about the time I got body slammed by Rampage Jackson leaving a strip club?

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What kind of school hosts a Free Throw Contest? 

 

One in a 99.9% white town?

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No.  Did I ever tell you about the time I got body slammed by Rampage Jackson leaving a strip club?

Everything you say sounds gay. Seriously. 

 

I don't even have the energy to keep pointing it out.

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Everything you say sounds gay. Seriously. 

 

I don't even have the energy to keep pointing it out.

 

Yet, you do.  

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That's not crazy and I get the mentality.

 

I was captain of our HS wrestling team and at my best I was all city and ranked 3rd in the State (my knees wouldn't hold up and that kept me from pursuing it in college).  But I went to a "football" HS and the football team always looked down on us.  So what did I do? I challenged the football team to a fight, any style, in the gym on the mats.

 

I was 6' 160lbs then with caveman muscle strength.  I took on everyone and won. The closest I came to losing was when a DT landed on top of me and my head hit the floor off the mat.  I actually got knocked out but the guy didn't know it and when he accidently kneed me in the head I woke up and fought my way out and won.

 

lol, I was actually one of the best baseball players in my town - and refused to play for the high school coach, because his son and son's freinds had no business being on the team.

 

my father worked double-shifts, and a second job most of my childhood, he didn't have time to schmooze the other Dads, so when I caught on to that whole dynamic and realized my Dad felt guilty about it, I withdrew. it wasn't fair, and i didn't like seeing my Dad feel like he didn't do enough for me, he did everything. that was just unethical bullsh*t, and we are a family that belies you get what you earn.

 

after that, i got into the music, surfing and skateboarding, and played all my sports in informal playground games. there are few things in life that i regret, and not finding another baseball league is one of them. if i had been more resourceful I could have kept playing, and still made the point not to play for my high school. i loved playing... still do, and there's almost nothing that compares to the feeling you get when your power and energy transfers between the bat and the ball.... it's ******* magical.

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Did he leave you a good tip?

 

Nah, slight concussion. 

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Nah, slight concussion. 

 

You have no brains. Impossible. I knew you were lying ALLLLL ALONG!!!! 

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Dude, exactly.  I need about 3 inches and half a second to get my shot off, you'd give me 10 feet and a half a minute.  

Swish!!!!

 

 

Yeah Bitches. Muffin tops and Boopsie dropping mofo's on the blackcourt.  Since this is not a league game it's ok to eat during the game right.  I gotta keep fatdrated.

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Dude, exactly.  I need about 3 inches and half a second to get my shot off, you'd give me 10 feet and a half a minute.  

Swish!!!!

 

With the fact you love teh Asians.  This is way to good to let go.  You know I still love you my Marshmallow Michael Jordan.  

 

 

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No. Did I ever tell you about the time I got body slammed by Rampage Jackson leaving a strip club?

i caught a pass from Joe Namath and taught Phil Simms how to bogey board.

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With the fact you love teh Asians.  This is way to good to let go.  You know I still love you my Marshmallow Michael Jordan.  

 

 

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Like I said, everything he says sounds gay. "I need about 3 inches and half a second to get my shot off"

 

Oy.

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i caught a pass from Joe Namath and taught Phil Simms how to bogey board.

 

I tied Usain Bolt in a race once.  Decided to give him the victory so he could save face and all.

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I saw Sable from the WWF in the airport once. She gobbled my peen right there at gate 18.

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I met Ravishing Rick Rude in the Atlanta airport in 1993 when I was in the Army.  I've met other pro athletes before and since and I never think much of it, but jeesh this guy was physically imposing.  Everything about him was huge.  He shook my hand it it was like I had a kid's hand in an adult's. 

 

I sheepishly asked for his autograph and he gladly gave it.

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I saw Sable from the WWF in the airport once. She gobbled my peen right there at gate 18.

 

I remember that in the news! WWF star services Ape was my favorite news story as a kid!

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Did for real meet Jerry the King Lawler in Memphis a few years back on NYE.  ECU was there for the Liberty Bowl.

 

He was rather drunk and douchey. 

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I tied Usain Bolt in a race once.  Decided to give him the victory so he could save face and all.

But I'm not lying. I swear. 

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But I'm not lying. I swear. 

 

Neither am I.  I'm small but fast as lightning.  One might even say a....Bolt...of lightning.

 

You guys all heard my Wesley Walker story, right? I think i've told online more than once over the years. 

 

Now I must know

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