The Gun Of Bavaria Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 1) Did you hear we signed Saddam Hussein today? Yeah he killed a lot of out people in his time, but you know what, it's good for the Yankees, I think I can get used to it.(Overheard in a Kurdish Refugee Camp, 1992) 2) Hey bro, you hear the news, we signed Stalin to play CF today? Can you believe that? I mean, I was never a big fan of him, during the purges and all, but you know what, he's exactly what this team needs, I can get used to him. (Overheard in a Russian Gulag, circa 1940) 3) Dude, Steinbrenner really got ballsy on this one bro. He signed Pol Pot to a 5 year deal and stole him away from the Cambodians right under their noses. His leadoff bat will be great in the lineup. By the way, have you seen my wife, she hasn't been around in a while? (Overheard in a camp of "Year Zero" refugees, Southern Laos 1975) 4) No freakin way. No way. Bro, bro we signed Idi Amin today. Think about his glove in CF, it will be great. And his bat, wow, what a lineup. I don't like his politics but I think I can overlook it for the good of the Yankees (Overheard in Uganda, circa 1972) 5) Yo, did you hear? Yanks inked Mussolini bro. Can you believe that? They stole Mussolini right out from under the Italian's noses. You think they'll let him wear his Fez in CF bro? This is a great day for the Yankees (Overheard in an Ethiopian POW camp, 1935) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 If you're going to list all the supervillians of the 20th century, bro, be sure to include Reagan. :wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gun Of Bavaria Posted December 21, 2005 Author Share Posted December 21, 2005 "I did not have sexual relations with that woman" - Bill Clinton Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackout Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 what about when Genghis Khan was signed to be our set-up man? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 "I did not have sexual relations with that woman" - Bill Clinton Chris Rock had the best take on that: You see all these fat Republican guys going: "l would never do such a thing. This is a travesty.'' l'm like, ''Nobody's trying to blow you.'' Ain't no 21-year-old girls trying to blow Orrin Hatch. Ain't nobody trying to give Newt Gingrich some. I don't give a ****, you ain't never gonna hear Newt Gingrich go: "Man, l wish these hoes would back up off me. I wish they would just back the **** up off me.'' Let a player play, sh*t! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AFJF Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 Chris Rock had the best take on that: classic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AFJF Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 1) Did you hear we signed Saddam Hussein today? Yeah he killed a lot of out people in his time, but you know what, it's good for the Yankees, I think I can get used to it.(Overheard in a Kurdish Refugee Camp, 1992) 2) Hey bro, you hear the news, we signed Stalin to play CF today? Can you believe that? I mean, I was never a big fan of him, during the purges and all, but you know what, he's exactly what this team needs, I can get used to him. (Overheard in a Russian Gulag, circa 1940) 3) Dude, Steinbrenner really got ballsy on this one bro. He signed Pol Pot to a 5 year deal and stole him away from the Cambodians right under their noses. His leadoff bat will be great in the lineup. By the way, have you seen my wife, she hasn't been around in a while? (Overheard in a camp of "Year Zero" refugees, Southern Laos 1975) 4) No freakin way. No way. Bro, bro we signed Idi Amin today. Think about his glove in CF, it will be great. And his bat, wow, what a lineup. I don't like his politics but I think I can overlook it for the good of the Yankees (Overheard in Uganda, circa 1972) 5) Yo, did you hear? Yanks inked Mussolini bro. Can you believe that? They stole Mussolini right out from under the Italian's noses. You think they'll let him wear his Fez in CF bro? This is a great day for the Yankees (Overheard in an Ethiopian POW camp, 1935) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mbn007 Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 Chris Rock had the best take on that: Excellent Bob. The stuff of legends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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