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Bank robber wears Jets gear during heists

Posted by Mike Florio on May 12, 2013, 6:27 PM EDT


A white male wearing a Jets jersey under a brown leather jacket robbed two Manhattan banks and tried to rob three others on Friday.

 

The crook got nearly $13,000 at one bank and $2,500 at another.  Though surveillance images plainly reveal his face, he remains at large.

 

The suspect has been linked to an April 12 bank robbery.  That makes him three for six in bank robbery attempts.

 

The suspect reportedly is 25.  Coincidentally, former Jets quarterback Tim Tebow is 25.  Apart from the fact that likely he has an iron-clad alibi, an accuracy rate of 50 percent is way too high for him.

And, yes, I wrote this blurb for the sole purpose of making that lame joke.
 

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I saw this on the news the other day....if it is you just let us know.  Your real name will be safe, that is why we use usernames.  :)

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I saw this on the news the other day....if it is you just let us know.  Your real name will be safe, that is why we use usernames.  :)

 

 

Wait... we;re not supposed to use our real names?  Crap.

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Robber....Jets jersey...white....

Had to be Eric Smith, no?

I mean, he robbed the sh*t out of the Jets!

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Bank robber wears Jets gear during heists

Posted by Mike Florio on May 12, 2013, 6:27 PM EDT

A white male wearing a Jets jersey under a brown leather jacket robbed two Manhattan banks and tried to rob three others on Friday.

 

The crook got nearly $13,000 at one bank and $2,500 at another.  Though surveillance images plainly reveal his face, he remains at large.

 

The suspect has been linked to an April 12 bank robbery.  That makes him three for six in bank robbery attempts.

 

The suspect reportedly is 25.  Coincidentally, former Jets quarterback Tim Tebow is 25.  Apart from the fact that likely he has an iron-clad alibi, an accuracy rate of 50 percent is way too high for him.

And, yes, I wrote this blurb for the sole purpose of making that lame joke.

 

Was it you? stop playin! it was you wasn't it. dang "B" gonewichabadself! 

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I saw this on the news the other day....if it is you just let us know.  Your real name will be safe, that is why we use usernames.  :)

 

My real name is The Brooklyn Jet.

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Robber....Jets jersey...white....

Had to be Eric Smith, no?

I mean, he robbed the sh*t out of the Jets!

 

Eric Smith isn't outrunning the cops

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He kind of looked like Chad Pennington.

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I had to buy eggrolls for The Crusher, 

 

 

 

Your ass better show up with more than $15,500 then.,

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I saw this on the news the other day....if it is you just let us know.  Your real name will be safe, that is why we use usernames.  :)

 

 

Wasn;t me I was editing training camp photos. 

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He kind of looked like Chad Pennington.

 

Pennington would have been 5 of 6.  But he only would have gotten 75 cents from each of them.

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Robber....Jets jersey...white....

Had to be Eric Smith, no?

I mean, he robbed the sh*t out of the Jets!

 

I didn't read anything in the report about the robber tripping and falling on his way out, or failing to tackle a witness trying to call the cops.

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Pennington would have been 5 of 6.  But he only would have gotten 75 cents from each of them.

 

LOL!

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Pennington would have been 5 of 6.  But he only would have gotten 75 cents from each of them.

 

You Rob to play the game.

 

Pac-Man

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Pennington would have been 5 of 6.  But he only would have gotten 75 cents from each of them.

 

And Smashmouth would be on here raving about how underrated a bank robber he was. 

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