stugotz81 Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 Walker, Texas Ranger is a Tim Tebow fan. Chuck Norris, who played the ultimate tough guy title character from 1993-2001, wrote in an online column that he sees a version of himself on the football field in the now unemployed quarterback. Since being released last month by the New York Jets, Tebow has been told he might be suited for a backup role in the Canadian Football League or could fit in arena football. Norris feels Tebow should be in the NFL. "Tebow is a player who rises to the occasion and delivers big in critical moments," Norris wrote in a column posted this week for the non-profit conservative website Newsbusters. "He reminds me of myself when I used to compete in martial arts. "I would spar with my black belts in class, and sometimes they would outscore me. Yet in the tournaments, I would defeat them. My students used to ask me, 'Why is it that we can contend equally against you in class, but can't beat you in the tournaments?' My answer was always the same: 'When it counts, I rise to the occasion,'" he wrote. Norris said that he's followed Tebow since his days as the Florida Gators quarterback, and contends that the Jacksonville Jaguarsshould sign him. The Jaguars have repeatedly said they aren't interested in Tebow. He also has an offer to play in the arena league for the Philadelphia Soul. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stugotz81 Posted May 24, 2013 Author Share Posted May 24, 2013 Enough of Tebow already! but couldn't resist this post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kelticwizard Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 Norris appeals to the same political fanbase as Tebow. He had to give support to the generally held opinion in that group that Tebow was screwed by The Powers That Be. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetsjetsjetss Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 chuck norris <3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerryK Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 Norris appeals to the same political fanbase as Tebow. He had to give support to the generally held opinion in that group that Tebow was screwed by The Powers That Be. This. It's a good start to Tebow's next career in public speaking and life-affirming newsletter subscriptions. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SayNoToDMC Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 He's just a weak broken down old man now. A beardless Chuck Norris' opinion on Tebow carries as much weight as Blackouts 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stugotz81 Posted May 24, 2013 Author Share Posted May 24, 2013 He's just a weak broken down old man now. A beardless Chuck Norris' opinion on Tebow carries as much weight as Blackouts He'll stick kick your ass DMC!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irish Jet Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 He also backed Peter Lafleur, and that roid addicted cocksucker was in with Lance Armstrong. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 (edited) Steven Seagal>>>>>>>>Chuck Norris Edited May 24, 2013 by T0mShane Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stugotz81 Posted May 24, 2013 Author Share Posted May 24, 2013 Steven Segal>>>>>>>>Chuck Norris Steven Segal>>>>>>>>everyone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
O23 Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 Saw this on sportscenter.... Hysterical. How does ESPN take themselves seriously reporting this sh*t? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larz Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 so if you want attention, say the name tebow, and espn covers you wow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsouth Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 Steven Segal>>>>>>>>everyone Bill *Superfoot* Wallace>>>>>Chuck Norris (in his prime)>>>>>Segal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TnT Posted May 25, 2013 Share Posted May 25, 2013 When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone, he had 6 missed calls...3 from Chuck Norris and 3 from Tim Tebow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stugotz81 Posted May 25, 2013 Author Share Posted May 25, 2013 Bill *Superfoot* Wallace>>>>>Chuck Norris (in his prime)>>>>>Segal Chuck Norris vs Bill Superfoot Wallace http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=mDNG2WWXiLk Chuck Norris (in his prime)>>>>>>>>>>> Bill *Superfoot* Wallace 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neckdemon Posted May 25, 2013 Share Posted May 25, 2013 chuck norris can suck my sweaty ballsack Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shhwagah Posted May 26, 2013 Share Posted May 26, 2013 Technically Norris is a redhead. Maybe he wanted Tebow to help him find and save his soul? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SayNoToDMC Posted May 26, 2013 Share Posted May 26, 2013 Saw this on sportscenter.... Hysterical. How does ESPN take themselves seriously reporting this sh*t? They broadcast 4 hours of Skip Bayless and Stephen A. Smith a day............. What do you think? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted May 26, 2013 Share Posted May 26, 2013 Jet Li>>Donnie Yen>>Steven Seagal>>>>>>>>>Norris Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sperm Edwards Posted May 26, 2013 Share Posted May 26, 2013 The idea of Chuck Norris > actual Chuck Norris 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsouth Posted June 10, 2013 Share Posted June 10, 2013 Chuck Norris vs Bill Superfoot Wallace http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=mDNG2WWXiLk Chuck Norris (in his prime)>>>>>>>>>>> Bill *Superfoot* Wallace Except that was make believe as in "in a movie" Bill Superfoot Wallace retired undefeated, he fought kicking ONLY with his left leg as his right leg was useless for kicking from an accident. He had more contacts with his one left leg, than his opponents would with two. Undefeated. period. Wallace>>>>>> Norris Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stugotz81 Posted June 11, 2013 Author Share Posted June 11, 2013 Except that was make believe as in "in a movie" Bill Superfoot Wallace retired undefeated, he fought kicking ONLY with his left leg as his right leg was useless for kicking from an accident. He had more contacts with his one left leg, than his opponents would with two. Undefeated. period. Wallace>>>>>> Norris OK. But.... Bruce Lee>>>>>>>>>wallace, norris, segal combined. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#27TheDominator Posted June 11, 2013 Share Posted June 11, 2013 Steven Segal>>>>>>>>everyone Not the Gambinos Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SayNoToDMC Posted June 11, 2013 Share Posted June 11, 2013 Where do guys rank Channing Tatum? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsouth Posted June 12, 2013 Share Posted June 12, 2013 skunkbud>> bRUCE LeE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stugotz81 Posted June 12, 2013 Author Share Posted June 12, 2013 Not the Gambinos Ok deal. The Gambinos>>>>everyone + bruce lee, wallace, norris, and segal?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stugotz81 Posted June 12, 2013 Author Share Posted June 12, 2013 Where do guys rank Channing Tatum? ahhhh... tuff to say ya know....maybe somewhere between a douche and a tampon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stugotz81 Posted June 12, 2013 Author Share Posted June 12, 2013 (edited) skunkbud>> bRUCE LeE yeaa i dnt know about skunkbud, maybe KUSH thou Edited June 12, 2013 by stugotz81 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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