NJ Posted June 24, 2013 Share Posted June 24, 2013 Detectives write speeding tickets all day? I was going to delete a couple of these posts, but I think it's best they are left here for all to see. Thank you - confirms that the dumb can get dumber. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TnT Posted June 24, 2013 Share Posted June 24, 2013 I've been shot at, nearly stabbed, assaulted over a dozen times and exposed to hep c and HIV (twice). I've put away drug dealers, chop shop owners, car thieves, wife beaters, white collar fraud perpetrators, a rapist, two attempted murderers and one murderer who actually fired on me and my colleagues and left the scene in a bag as a consequence. I've also written traffic tickets. Generalizations are rarely accurate. The H.N.I.C. did that last semester. 8) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackout Posted June 24, 2013 Author Share Posted June 24, 2013 I've been shot at, nearly stabbed, assaulted over a dozen times and exposed to hep c and HIV (twice). I've put away drug dealers, chop shop owners, car thieves, wife beaters, white collar fraud perpetrators, a rapist, two attempted murderers and one murderer who actually fired on me and my colleagues and left the scene in a bag as a consequence. I've also written traffic tickets. Generalizations are rarely accurate. Are you a cop or something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sirlancemehlot Posted June 24, 2013 Share Posted June 24, 2013 Are you a cop or something? sir. I'm a superhero. I wear spandex briefs, a cape and often accent with chiffon and sequins. And yeah I'm a cop on the side. A highly decorated cop. And a highly decorative cop. Thus the chiffon and sequins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sirlancemehlot Posted June 24, 2013 Share Posted June 24, 2013 The H.N.I.C. did that last semester. 8) Awesome reference. My father was actually in parts of that movie. He was on duty when they were shooting in Paterson and they used him and few other uniformed guys. East side is still a horror show. Basically a training ground for gangsters and a nightmare for he decent kids who can't afford to move out of the district. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sirlancemehlot Posted June 24, 2013 Share Posted June 24, 2013 Apparently, they searched a pond near Hernandez's house and found nothing. HAHA COPS ARE GAYYYYYYYY Gay guys forced to dress exactly like everyone else in those awful navy blue uniforms and, (gasp) clip on ties! No thank you! The gay men are fireman. Sliding down poles, bright red hats, a bunkhouse full of sweaty men...someone should write a song, seriously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TnT Posted June 24, 2013 Share Posted June 24, 2013 Awesome reference. My father was actually in parts of that movie. He was on duty when they were shooting in Paterson and they used him and few other uniformed guys. East side is still a horror show. Basically a training ground for gangsters and a nightmare for he decent kids who can't afford to move out of the district. Lol, co winky dink. My step father did 20+ yrs out of the Bronx...his stories are amazing...my favorite is the Larry Davis one...sidenote, good cops rock...and thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kay_gee Posted June 24, 2013 Share Posted June 24, 2013 sir. I'm a superhero. I wear spandex briefs, a cape and often accent with chiffon and sequins. And yeah I'm a cop on the side. A highly decorated cop. And a highly decorative cop. Thus the chiffon and sequins. is this the part where someone in the thread calls you a pig? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larz Posted June 24, 2013 Share Posted June 24, 2013 they know this will be a scrutinized case, they are making sure they don't have any evidence contamination or peperwor isssues like oj had be patient Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackout Posted June 25, 2013 Author Share Posted June 25, 2013 sir. I'm a superhero. I wear spandex briefs, a cape and often accent with chiffon and sequins. And yeah I'm a cop on the side. A highly decorated cop. And a highly decorative cop. Thus the chiffon and sequins. Well stop writing traffic tickets and you'll be a-okay in my book. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sirlancemehlot Posted June 25, 2013 Share Posted June 25, 2013 Well stop writing traffic tickets and you'll be a-okay in my book. I do more investigation than anything else. Traffic is something I do to keep the supervisors off my back. My mother vehicle stats are horrendous. But they let me slide because I make a ton of arrests. I do write tickets but mainly for pet peeves. Little kids not seat belted. Texting while doing 60mph. The idiots who use the shoulder like its a lane created just for them. Speeding I don't really mess with. I don't do seat belts inspection stickers or talking on cell phones. Because I speed, often unbelted and some folks drive just fine while on the phone. Texting is a different story. The number of rear end accidents has gone thru the roof the fast few years. Fatals in the 18 to 20 demographic are predominantly due to DUI and texting. Everything else is way behind. I've seen enough dead people to warrant a traffic ticket or two, hopefully to keep the kiddies off the phone. They hate me for it. But maybe someone's alive because they thought twice. Not to mention the soccer mom with a van full of kids that isn't getting t boned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackout Posted June 25, 2013 Author Share Posted June 25, 2013 I do more investigation than anything else. Traffic is something I do to keep the supervisors off my back. My mother vehicle stats are horrendous. But they let me slide because I make a ton of arrests. I do write tickets but mainly for pet peeves. Little kids not seat belted. Texting while doing 60mph. The idiots who use the shoulder like its a lane created just for them. Speeding I don't really mess with. I don't do seat belts inspection stickers or talking on cell phones. Because I speed, often unbelted and some folks drive just fine while on the phone. Texting is a different story. The number of rear end accidents has gone thru the roof the fast few years. Fatals in the 18 to 20 demographic are predominantly due to DUI and texting. Everything else is way behind. I've seen enough dead people to warrant a traffic ticket or two, hopefully to keep the kiddies off the phone. They hate me for it. But maybe someone's alive because they thought twice. Not to mention the soccer mom with a van full of kids that isn't getting t boned. What would you do if you were this officer: http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/2013/06/22/14/40/policeman-cops-monkey-bite-during-routine-traffic-stop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FloridaJetsFan Posted June 25, 2013 Share Posted June 25, 2013 What would you do if you were this officer: http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/2013/06/22/14/40/policeman-cops-monkey-bite-during-routine-traffic-stop It's clear - someone, ANYONE, must stop Beiber!! He's gone too far this time ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted June 25, 2013 Share Posted June 25, 2013 Don't be so hasty. I'm fabulous. And most of the warts are nearly gone.Me you and case of Crispy Creams. Call me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted June 25, 2013 Share Posted June 25, 2013 I do more investigation than anything else. Traffic is something I do to keep the supervisors off my back. My mother vehicle stats are horrendous. But they let me slide because I make a ton of arrests. I do write tickets but mainly for pet peeves. Little kids not seat belted. Texting while doing 60mph. The idiots who use the shoulder like its a lane created just for them. Speeding I don't really mess with. I don't do seat belts inspection stickers or talking on cell phones. Because I speed, often unbelted and some folks drive just fine while on the phone. Texting is a different story. The number of rear end accidents has gone thru the roof the fast few years. Fatals in the 18 to 20 demographic are predominantly due to DUI and texting. Everything else is way behind. I've seen enough dead people to warrant a traffic ticket or two, hopefully to keep the kiddies off the phone. They hate me for it. But maybe someone's alive because they thought twice. Not to mention the soccer mom with a van full of kids that isn't getting t boned.What about eating breakfast and driving? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pointman Posted June 25, 2013 Share Posted June 25, 2013 What about eating breakfast and driving? Last time I checked, this is America. Fat is what we do. We can't be ticketed for being American. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted June 25, 2013 Share Posted June 25, 2013 Last time I checked, this is America. Fat is what we do. We can't be ticketed for being American.You sir have my vote. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FloridaJetsFan Posted June 25, 2013 Share Posted June 25, 2013 The Crusher, on 25 Jun 2013 - 06:31, said: Me you and case of Krispy Kremes. Call me. Fixed. I sometimes doubt that you're a large man - rookie mistake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gastineau Lives Posted June 25, 2013 Share Posted June 25, 2013 Don't be so hasty. I'm fabulous. And most of the warts are nearly gone. JetNation Godwin's law: No matter what the topic, the discussion will turn either gay or Sanchez sucks (or both). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted June 25, 2013 Share Posted June 25, 2013 Fixed. I sometimes doubt that you're a large man - rookie mistake.The word Crispy is sacred to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted June 25, 2013 Share Posted June 25, 2013 What about eating breakfast and driving? Sexy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ylekram Posted June 25, 2013 Share Posted June 25, 2013 to all the fat,cop hatin/lovin, crispy crème eatin homos- any news on the hernandez case? just checking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kelticwizard Posted June 25, 2013 Share Posted June 25, 2013 Haven't heard any. We're still at the point where everyone agrees he did it but he'll probably get off because the detectives are too busy writing traffic tickets to gather any evidence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peebag Posted June 25, 2013 Share Posted June 25, 2013 Haven't heard any. We're still at the point where everyone agrees he did it but he'll probably get off because the detectives are too busy writing traffic tickets to gather any evidence. This year's Ray Lewis award..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
budda12ax7 Posted June 26, 2013 Share Posted June 26, 2013 Maybe Woodpecker will bail him out and he will sign with the JETS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil Bit Special Posted June 26, 2013 Share Posted June 26, 2013 Hernandez taken away in handcuffs this morning around 8:45am Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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flgreen Posted June 26, 2013 Share Posted June 26, 2013 New England Patriots tight end Aaron Hernandez taken from his North Attleborough home by police Wednesday morning. Multiple media reports indicate that as many as nine plain-clothes officers entered his home around 8:45 a.m. and led Hernandez, who was wearing a white t-shirt and red shorts, out in handcuffs. Hernandez is being investigated for his part in the homicide of Odin Lloyd. It is not known if he has been charged with a crime. More to come... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil Bit Special Posted June 26, 2013 Share Posted June 26, 2013 to all the fat,cop hatin/lovin, crispy crème eatin homos- any news on the hernandez case? just checking its Krispy Kreme dumbass. And if you want news, do a google search. You dont come to JN for hard hitting news. You come here for the dick jokes and Sanchez bashing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flgreen Posted June 26, 2013 Share Posted June 26, 2013 Just a hunch, but I think they are going to charge him with murder, and not the obstruction of justice. The only reason I feel that way is in these high profile cases, with high profile attorneys, the suspect is usually allowed to surrender with his lawyer. I this case they sent 7 cops to his door, handcuffed him in the doorway. Wouldn't even let him put a shirt on. Just pulled a T-shirt over his already hand cuffed arms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sperm Edwards Posted June 26, 2013 Share Posted June 26, 2013 Just a hunch, but I think they are going to charge him with murder, and not the obstruction of justice. The only reason I feel that way is in these high profile cases, with high profile attorneys, the suspect is usually allowed to surrender with his lawyer. I this case they sent 7 cops to his door, handcuffed him in the doorway. Wouldn't even let him put a shirt on. Just pulled a T-shirt over his already hand cuffed arms. Interesting point. We'll see soon enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyCarl40 Posted June 26, 2013 Share Posted June 26, 2013 MASS STATE POLICE@MassStatePolice12m We are not releasing the charge against Hernandez until it is presented to the court. Again, he will be arraigned in Attleboro Court today Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slats Posted June 26, 2013 Share Posted June 26, 2013 What a crazy story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PFSIKH Posted June 26, 2013 Share Posted June 26, 2013 What a crazy story. And not the only NFL arrest for murder...today! http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/9424219/ausar-walcott-cleveland-browns-rookie-arrested-tuesday-attempted-murder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slats Posted June 26, 2013 Share Posted June 26, 2013 And not the only NFL arrest for murder...today! http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/9424219/ausar-walcott-cleveland-browns-rookie-arrested-tuesday-attempted-murder Attempted murder? For punching a guy? A least Hernandez can say he gets the job done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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