The Crusher Posted June 24, 2013 Share Posted June 24, 2013 Now understand I know Im a gigantic lard ass. I also wear a bathing suit that doubles as a six man tent. SO SHOULD EVERYONE ELSE. If you are fat please please wear a fat person bathing suit. OMG. This weekend at the pool must have been.. Wear your skinny siblings suit day. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiFields Posted June 24, 2013 Share Posted June 24, 2013 When you're as sexy as I am, every bathing suite looks good on you. Or off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted June 24, 2013 Share Posted June 24, 2013 I'm thin (6'/160ish). I have worn surfer's trunks since the 70s. Just joined my town pool. I am praying there are a.) tons of hot young women/MILFs, and b.) no guys of significant girth sporting Speedos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerryK Posted June 24, 2013 Share Posted June 24, 2013 (edited) Google satellite imagery of crusher's pool: Edited June 24, 2013 by JerryK 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted June 24, 2013 Share Posted June 24, 2013 Google satellite imagery of crusher's pool: LMAO! That's a sick shot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiFields Posted June 24, 2013 Share Posted June 24, 2013 (edited) I'm thin (6'/160ish). I have worn surfer's trunks since the 70s. Just joined my town pool. I am praying there are a.) tons of hot young women/MILFs, and b.) no guys of significant girth sporting Speedos. Hurley Phantoms or the O'Neil Hyperfreaks are the most comfortable board shorts on the market. And they dry super quick. That's all I wear these days. Totally worth the $60 price tag...or it is at least if you surf. Probably not as important if you're just wearing them leisurely. The point of this thread though is awesome. Fatties are becoming more and more comfortable in their skin and us beautiful people have to suffer. The gym is no different. Heffers wearing spandex. Yikes! Edited June 24, 2013 by JiF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetscode1 Posted June 24, 2013 Share Posted June 24, 2013 Google satellite imagery of crusher's pool: Funny pic...I need to repost in the mafia lounge...lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted June 24, 2013 Share Posted June 24, 2013 Hurley Phantoms or the O'Neil Hyperfreaks are the most comfortable board shorts on the market. And they dry super quick. That's all I wear these days. Totally worth the $60 price tag...or it is at least if you surf. Probably not as important if you're just wearing them leisurely. The point of this thread though is awesome. Fatties are becoming more and more comfortable in their skin and us beautiful people have to suffer. The gym is no different. Heffers wearing spandex. Yikes! I've been partial to Sundek for decades. I remember when they were unique, and about a fourth of the price. Also found some pretty good, everyday, ones on sale through Land's End. They were like $23/pair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiFields Posted June 24, 2013 Share Posted June 24, 2013 I've been partial to Sundek for decades. I remember when they were unique, and about a fourth of the price. Also found some pretty good, everyday, ones on sale through Land's End. They were like $23/pair. Sundek? Never heard of them. I'm big fan of bargain shopping but some things, quality just matters. Board shorts, are one of them. If you spend 6-8 hours on a board in the ocean, you tend to chaff, but not with those shorts. Soooo nice. Like you're wearing nothing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted June 24, 2013 Share Posted June 24, 2013 (edited) Sundek? Never heard of them. I'm big fan of bargain shopping but some things, quality just matters. Board shorts, are one of them. If you spend 6-8 hours on a board in the ocean, you tend to chaff, but not with those shorts. Soooo nice. Like you're wearing nothing. Here's the link: http://www.shopsundek.com/en/man/beachwear/boardshort/?RwGal=true&nodi_ID=9161&language=1 As I said, they are no longer inexpensive. Edited June 24, 2013 by Borgoguy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted June 25, 2013 Author Share Posted June 25, 2013 When you're as sexy as I am, every bathing suite looks good on you. Or off.Agreed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted June 25, 2013 Author Share Posted June 25, 2013 I'm thin (6'/160ish). I have worn surfer's trunks since the 70s. Just joined my town pool. I am praying there are a.) tons of hot young women/MILFs, and b.) no guys of significant girth sporting Speedos. Sounds reasonable. Some dude sporting a banana hammock is nothing compared to a mother of 4 with a husband so beat down he actually tells her she still looks good in the bikini she wore on their honeymoon 15 years ago. Cellulite images always scare me. Ewwww Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted June 25, 2013 Author Share Posted June 25, 2013 Google satellite imagery of crusher's pool: Nice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted June 25, 2013 Author Share Posted June 25, 2013 LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZachEY Posted June 26, 2013 Share Posted June 26, 2013 Vilebrequin, bitches. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted June 26, 2013 Author Share Posted June 26, 2013 Vilebrequin, bitches. EY you modeling bathing suits now? Awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZachEY Posted June 26, 2013 Share Posted June 26, 2013 EY you modeling bathing suits now? Awesome. Yes. But not in that ad. The inspiration for next season is "awkward", and that's where you'll find my pinup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted June 26, 2013 Author Share Posted June 26, 2013 Yes. But not in that ad. The inspiration for next season is "awkward", and that's where you'll find my pinup.Awkward like a fox. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted June 26, 2013 Author Share Posted June 26, 2013 The point of this thread though is awesome. Fatties are becoming more and more comfortable in their skin and us beautiful people have to suffer. The gym is no different. Heffers wearing spandex. Yikes!Totally explains why your left arm is three times your left. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiFields Posted June 26, 2013 Share Posted June 26, 2013 Vilebrequin, bitches. I just google imaged Vilebrequin. lulza. I'd love to see you pimping those in Jax Beach. Especially these: Totally explains why your left arm is three times your left. IMPOSSIBLE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted June 27, 2013 Author Share Posted June 27, 2013 I just google imaged Vilebrequin. lulza. I'd love to see you pimping those in Jax Beach. Especially these: IMPOSSIBLE I don;t do patterns on my bathing suits no mare. Confuses the planes flying overhead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZachEY Posted June 27, 2013 Share Posted June 27, 2013 I just google imaged Vilebrequin. lulza. I'd love to see you pimping those in Jax Beach. Especially these: IMPOSSIBLE Saw these: Did not buy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiFields Posted June 27, 2013 Share Posted June 27, 2013 Saw these: Did not buy. Good decision. Especially if you were to ever wear them around Crusher. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZachEY Posted June 27, 2013 Share Posted June 27, 2013 Good decision. Especially if you were to ever wear them around Crusher. By the way, the price tag on that thing is about $240. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted June 27, 2013 Author Share Posted June 27, 2013 Good decision. Especially if you were to ever wear them around Crusher.Just bought six pairs. Gonna eat four and give two as gifts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted June 27, 2013 Author Share Posted June 27, 2013 By the way, the price tag on that thing is about $240.I spend that on milk a week. Pussy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiFields Posted June 27, 2013 Share Posted June 27, 2013 By the way, the price tag on that thing is about $240. Lulza. Thats about what you'd have to pay me to wear them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZachEY Posted June 27, 2013 Share Posted June 27, 2013 Lulza. Thats about what you'd have to pay me to wear them. The suits are actually really nice. You just have to avoid the more ridiculous of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larz Posted June 27, 2013 Share Posted June 27, 2013 Is it bad if i just wear boxers ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted June 27, 2013 Author Share Posted June 27, 2013 Is it bad if i just wear boxers ? With or without the button on the peehole? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted June 27, 2013 Share Posted June 27, 2013 (edited) Board shorts. FTW Not too baggy though, I like for chicks to see the outline of my impressively average ding-a-ling when I'm all wet and stuff. Edited June 27, 2013 by Integrity28 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted June 27, 2013 Share Posted June 27, 2013 With or without the button on the peehole? lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted June 27, 2013 Author Share Posted June 27, 2013 Board shorts. FTW Not too baggy though, I like for chicks to see the outline of my impressively average ding-a-ling when I'm all wet and stuff. I never worry about that. I just try to not have my overly impressive lard ass explode the back seem or crotch seem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted June 27, 2013 Share Posted June 27, 2013 (edited) I never worry about that. I just try to not have my overly impressive lard ass explode the back seem or crotch seem. I like it when I have a bathing suit on and I'm sitting with my legs propped up and my wife gives me the "I can see your balls" look. Because that means everyone can! Edited June 27, 2013 by Integrity28 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted June 27, 2013 Author Share Posted June 27, 2013 I like it when I have a bathing suit on and I'm sitting with my legs propped up and my wife gives me the "I can see your balls" look. Because that means everyone can! For the love of all that's reasonable. Your a damn dirty Ape. At least your not still whipping crap at everyone. The sweet dear must understand evolution takes time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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