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As an "elder" on this site and as the other long time posters here can attest

Uhhh... I must have missed it, but when did she become an elder??? :lol:

Me and Bob were one of the first dozen posters on JI, and I don't recall her being around that long.

Just where did she come from?

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you guys should have heard her trying to get me to help her snag cavka because of the croatian thing. i told her about a croatian/italian place that was good in westbury and she says "talk to your people at the restaurant and let them know that were coming"

like im a friggin publicist and shes a star

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OK, since it xmas and i love you guys ill share with you a never-told-before limo story thats sort of funny but true...

In the early days, me and her went back and forth. a love/hate relationship. anyways, the first time i took my FIRST quick stroll through 16h this is how it went:

I was partying with my boy rob. i told him about this website that i found and was annoying a lot of people blah blah so lets take a quick walk by 16h at 1240ish.

It was cold and the walk was lengthy. I finally got there and it looks like a hurricane hit it. Most people were gone, getting to their seats. I see a drunk jet man, only because I see his jersey and i say, "Hey jet man whats up?". and he puts out his hand puzzled and i said "im dick kotite" He smiles, calls murhklecko over and we meet. both these guys were nice guys but wasted. The took off for the game.

my friend rob is like" LETS GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE ITS COLD"

So, we take off and there slumped into this lounge chair was limo... drunk as a skunk with a can of beer and a bag of cheetos. I recognized her from the ji.com pics. So I approach her and say hi and she gives me a wierd look and then i say "Im dick kotite"...

All of a sudden, she smiles and reaches out for me. Now, this is the wierd part: As she came to hug me or whatever, she puckered up her drunk fat lips as if to kiss me on the lips or at least the cheeks. I did the classic pull away and shifted my head 10 inches and settled on a hug instead.It was uncomfortable because i dont even know this chick.

Anyway, as soon as we left my friend was busting my chops saying "AHH HA, you totally pulled away from that drunk slob"

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OK, since it xmas and i love you guys ill share with you a never-told-before limo story thats sort of funny but true...

In the early days, me and her went back and forth. a love/hate relationship. anyways, the first time i took my FIRST quick stroll through 16h this is how it went:

I was partying with my boy rob. i told him about this website that i found and was annoying a lot of people blah blah so lets take a quick walk by 16h at 1240ish.

It was cold and the walk was lengthy. I finally got there and it looks like a hurricane hit it. Most people were gone, getting to their seats. I see a drunk jet man, only because I see his jersey and i say, "Hey jet man whats up?". and he puts out his hand puzzled and i said "im d!ck kotite" He smiles, calls murhklecko over and we meet. both these guys were nice guys but wasted. The took off for the game.

my friend rob is like" LETS GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE ITS COLD"

So, we take off and there slumped into this lounge chair was limo... drunk as a skunk with a can of beer and a bag of cheetos. I recognized her from the ji.com pics. So I approach her and say hi and she gives me a wierd look and then i say "Im d!ck kotite"...

All of a sudden, she smiles and reaches out for me. Now, this is the wierd part: As she came to hug me or whatever, she puckered up her drunk fat lips as if to kiss me on the lips or at least the cheeks. I did the classic pull away and shifted my head 10 inches and settled on a hug instead.It was uncomfortable because i dont even know this chick.

Anyway, as soon as we left my friend was busting my chops saying "AHH HA, you totally pulled away from that drunk slob"

=D>:lol:=D>:lol:=D>

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