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Im a busty female, doctors say I have 72 hours to live. I could have got a heart transplant to save me but a small child needed it to live. Please consider sending me to the Jets Eagles preseason game. It's my dieing wish. I have no inhibitions left and have a thing for webmasters with their own podcast!

Edited by SayNoToDMC

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Considering I am only in NJ until Friday before I transfer overseas for a deployment and won't have this opportunity I would love to get these tickets for this game!

Could be a great con, but I would think this should be a winner

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Im a busty female, doctors say I have 72 hours to live. I could have got a heart transplant to save me but a small child needed it to live. Please consider sending me to the Jets Eagles preseason game. It's my dieing wish. I have no inhibitions left and have a thing for webmasters with their own podcast!

 

 

I thought you died last year over the liver and nun thingy  

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Here's my new Jets anthem, "Jet Fuel" to help root the Jets on...Let's go Jets!

That's been my anthem for years. It's what I put up my nose to straighten me out the morning after trying to route for them so I can function. I'm kinda like Denzel from flight. Edited by SayNoToDMC

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I work for the "Make a Wish" foundation.  

 

One of my dying children, who is subsequently getting married this weekend, just got back from Afghanistan.  He looked at me with his deep green, leukemia-filled eyes and plead for me to find a way for him to go to a Jets game.  

 

I told him, no.  Citing, that I cared about him.  

 

Again, he asked, rubbing the beaded sweat from his bare scalp.  Chemo is a bitch. 

 

I sat down with him,  laptop in hand, and expressed through statistics why their are at least 30 other teams he would be better off rooting for.  

He's now a Cowboys/Saints/Patriots/Seahawks fan; I taught him how playing the field is the best approach when your days are numbered.  

 

We're catching a G-Men game this weekend...on my laptop...at a nudie bar.  

Because, unlike this rat-hole, the talented folk at "Bare Elegance" have class.   

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I may not be a frequent poster, but I am a die hard jet fan who would love to go see them, regardless of whether its the preseason or regular season. A jets game is a jets game.  Plus i am going to see Joe Namath at the espn new york legend series on the 10th. If i won the tickets to this game, it would make it the most awesome, jets filled two weeks ever!

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Point man.

 

Make sure you get some videos or the eagles fan punching you.  Congrats :)

I will probably get video of me heckling.. and then the video cuts off, and picks bag up with me talking about how badly I beat a gang of them up..while my face is bloody.

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