Integrity28 Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 Lust issues? Exactly what I thought. The kind of issues that would cause me to cheat on a girl if temptation came along. Working on it. Oh, you mean you have a penis. Like most men. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 Who doesn't have lust issues? LOL, seriously. Silly virgin 80 is virgin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVM Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 No but she does know I have lust issues. We had fun Monday night so I should be OK for a while now. <3 that girl. Atta' boy. Good luck with her man -- remember to treat her well and you'll find happiness Now for the ECU answer.... So you did her like 5 times, AMIRITE?!?! No condoms 'cause STDs aren't real!!111!!!one!!1!! Exactly what I thought. Oh, you mean you have a penis. Like most men. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted September 5, 2013 Author Share Posted September 5, 2013 LOL, seriously. Silly virgin 80 is virgin. Haha. I know, I'm lame. Becoming a Christian in my junior year of college was both the greatest decision I ever made AND simultaneously maybe one of the worst decisions depending on one's perspective. Either way, I'm trying to get myself right before I marry this girl. I don't want to be among the 60 % divorce rate. Anything that could prevent a great life for us has to be eradicated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#27TheDominator Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 ******* 80. I came back in here to say "Atta boy!" and be all happy for you and you had to ruin it with lust issues and virginity! ******* A. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 I've had "lust issues" since 1985... wtf is going on in here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 No but she does know I have lust issues. We had fun Monday night so I should be OK for a while now. <3 that girl. Lust issues? Jerk off and eat a gallon of ice cream like the rest of us fruit cake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 Who doesn't have lust issues? Anybody with a bottle of Jergens and a gallon of ice cream? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 Either way, I'm trying to get myself right before I marry this girl. I don't want to be among the 60 % divorce rate. Anything that could prevent a great life for us has to be eradicated. You mean like posting about how she finished you off on a public forum full of strangers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted September 5, 2013 Author Share Posted September 5, 2013 You mean like posting about how she finished you off on a public forum full of strangers? lol, touche and valid point. My life is full of hypocrisy. But all I said was we "had fun". You extrapolate that to mean more than it was. I suppose I've been playing Mafia with these guys so long I don't consider them "strangers" anymore, but yeah. I'm just excited is all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 Clearly 80 doesnt **** bitches, but does he get money? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted September 5, 2013 Author Share Posted September 5, 2013 Clearly 80 doesnt **** bitches, but does he get money? Not really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 Not really. Tell me you at least use recreational drugs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted September 5, 2013 Author Share Posted September 5, 2013 Tell me you at least use recreational drugs. I smoke cigars on occasion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 I smoke cigars on occasion. No pussy, no money, no drugs. Yikes! I <3 cigars so that's cool but I really only like them when I'm on that good kush and alcohol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darthe Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 Lust issues? Jerk off and eat a gallon of ice cream like the rest of us fruit cake. Or jerk off in a gallon of ice cream and put it back in the freezer for safe keeping. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darthe Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 Loving that like half of us are in the carolinas. AVM shut up with that ECU sh*t. That school exists to make the other schools around it look better. I bet Jif doesn't have lust issues. Micropenis is said to curb the appetite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darthe Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 Tell me you at least use recreational drugs. Yes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darthe Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 Clearly 80 doesnt **** bitches, but does he get money? He meant yes here too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darthe Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 Darthe refuses to believe that 80 is really that deprived. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted September 5, 2013 Author Share Posted September 5, 2013 Darthe refuses to believe that 80 is really that deprived. I'm a weirdo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted September 5, 2013 Author Share Posted September 5, 2013 No pussy, no money, no drugs. Yikes! I <3 cigars so that's cool but I really only like them when I'm on that good kush and alcohol. The above has no relevance to anything but figured you'd appreciate it. How is this possible? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WWWWombat Posted September 6, 2013 Share Posted September 6, 2013 Recreational drugs are dumb. They mess your brain up. 80, there's nothing wrong with having a healthy libido. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleedin Green Posted September 6, 2013 Share Posted September 6, 2013 I have to say, I was a bit concerned by the genuine emotion and kindness that was displayed in the very beginning of this thread. I'm glad to see you all got your sh*t together and put things back on track. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted September 6, 2013 Author Share Posted September 6, 2013 I have to say, I was a bit concerned by the genuine emotion and kindness that was displayed in the very beginning of this thread. I'm glad to see you all got your sh*t together and put things back on track. Seriously. I was worried that maybe the Mafia forum was dead forever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleedin Green Posted September 6, 2013 Share Posted September 6, 2013 Seriously. I was worried that maybe the Mafia forum was dead forever. I figured your menstrual cycles had all synced up while I was gone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WWWWombat Posted September 6, 2013 Share Posted September 6, 2013 Bleedin is funnier than I remembered. That's cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted September 6, 2013 Author Share Posted September 6, 2013 Bleedin is funnier than I remembered. That's cool. Plus he ran two Star Wars games. BG has aged like fine wine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leelou Posted September 6, 2013 Share Posted September 6, 2013 Hi BG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted September 6, 2013 Share Posted September 6, 2013 Recreational drugs are dumb. They mess your brain up. 80, there's nothing wrong with having a healthy libido. I get wood every times I walk by a McDonalds. Is that wrong? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted September 6, 2013 Share Posted September 6, 2013 Bleedin is funnier than I remembered. That's cool. That's cause he's only typing one and two sentences at a time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WWWWombat Posted September 6, 2013 Share Posted September 6, 2013 I get wood every times I walk by a McDonalds. Is that wrong? No. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WWWWombat Posted September 6, 2013 Share Posted September 6, 2013 That's cause he's only typing one and two sentences at a time. Good catch. Quoth the Bard: Brevity is the soul of wit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lily Posted September 6, 2013 Share Posted September 6, 2013 Hi BG. How have you been? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleedin Green Posted September 6, 2013 Share Posted September 6, 2013 Hi BG Hi BG. How have you been? Hi ladies! I've been pretty good, work has just mostly kept me too busy to be able to keep up with mafia, thus my absence. Although it seems to be paying off, as things have been going great for me there and, if everything goes the way it's looking, will only be getting better from here. Definitely pumped to have the football season back though, which is helping force me to find more time for JN. How's everything been going with you guys? You know, outside of still hanging around with all of these bozos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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