Mafia forum off season chat thread

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That's terrible. I hope everything goes well. If there is anything we can do we're here for you.

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He's out of surgery and fully awake. It went well, I understand. I'll know more after talking with the doctors, whenever I can catch one.

I'm very happy to hear things went well. I hope everything goes well with the recovery. You have our support.

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The season just started

You're an idiot.

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Why are white people so weird?

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I'm all for Scottish independence.

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Heart Attack Grill in Las Vegas?

You eat free if you're at least 350 lb.

I could hit 350 in under 2 years with under 20% body fat. Does anyone know of where I can get some gear?

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I can't even tell anymore if the majority of people are trolling on the main board. The whining is at an all time high.

I know I am. I am 99% sure jif is.

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I just made an amazing steak. It's like the 6th best steak I've had this week. Which is impressive. I don't know why I only made one steak. Should have made three.

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Mod a game with no mafia just to screw with people.

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They win when they all agree to no lynch.

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Or make you the mafia and town wins when you cry about being stalked. Oh wait we just played that game.

Lmao, you could have won that game if you weren't terrible.

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Actually he got scared. Gurls scare him. The cock he loves.

So? I'm gay? You're fat. What's your point?

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When a girl follows me I slow down hoping she is a waitress. OK fine I really never move that fast

And I hope she has a muscular friend or two.

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Arsis won't comfort me in my time of need :/

come over here and sit on my face and tell me all about what's bothering you.

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I'm going on a date on Saturday (I really hate dating)

In nyc?

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I'd only eat a milkshake if I could put three scoops of protein in it.

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Penis and banana flavor are my favorite.

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I got three squirts for you if ya got a minute.

I said protein not breastfeeding milk.

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Crusher's colostomy bag?

Gross

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Crusher could you legit ban Darthe? I'll never play another game on here or I'll behave or whatever you prefer.

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*hides in Arsis' closet*

I'm trying to think of a good "coming out of the closet joke"

Crusher, I can't think of something good. Maybe call me a fag and say there isn't room because I'm already hiding in there?

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I hate dating.

Lmao, what went wrong?

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OK, I pulled at my phone and got some very aggressive looks from the secret service. Yeah, I've been working here for 4 years all for the day I don't give a sh*t about whatever foreign president is here.

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Since any calls in the area are monitored you totally should have messed with them by speaking in fake code.

I'm not white enough to get away with that.

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I just lead a scum sweep on dm. With three mostly absent teammates.

I have no idea how that happened. I'm terrible at this game.

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Me too. Hate Jets. Hate Isdick. Hate Woody. Hate Geno. Hate Rex. Love JIF

I prefer skippy or Peter Pan.

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If you guys want to play I'll mod a bastard game won't last very long and you'll all hate me for it.

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1. You won't do bastard as good as I do.

2. The JN crowd doesn't really like bastard setups. Trust me, as I've run 2 of them here.

3. See #1.

Lmao, I was going to roll everyone Jester and ban claiming.

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Don't be stealing setups people were talking about.

I was the inspiration for that idea. Lmao. I would have given tg credit.

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I was the inspiration for that idea. Lmao. I would have given tg credit.

Asked him first.

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******* **** sucking pieces of sh*t covered maggots. Ahh, cursing is very nice.

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Deported.

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You guys been watching Better Call Saul?

Yeah. Liking it so far.

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I have 13 staples in my head and they itch like a mother.

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I've had a few in the top of my head before. Hopefully they didn't staple one straight into your skull like they did to me.

They're already half falling out so I don't think so. That sounds terrible.