Jump to content
Leelou

Mafia forum off season chat thread

Recommended Posts

Knowing the Jets....season should end soon...lo;

 

4 weeks, give it 4 weeks.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

I can't believe there's people who willingly spend time with him irl, I really can't.

 

Honestly though, I could say this about everyone here except Crusher.

 

Where's Crusher been anyway? I haven't seen him in a while now... been a couple weeks.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

jif has no lines, he steals them all from gaype

crusher is fat

Lol , you

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Just got back from Atlantis on the company dime.  4 days of being catered to with 800+ other people in sales from around the country. 

 

Funny tidbit - during one of the we're so awesome meetings the CEO says something like we should all celebrate this occasion..  and what better way than with Kool and the Gang..  then low and behold they strut out on stage and do a 20 min set ending with Celebration.  I started laughing thinking about that stupid Ape getting lynched..  I got a quick vid of it I'll post at some point.

 

Then after they were done they bring out the guest speaker -- Dick Vitale who did around 40 min.

 

Was fun to eat such great meals and drink for free but now back to reality..  where my lunch is usually a grilled chick wrap and small chili from Wendys.

 

My team is a sales related position out of corporate but we don't make what the outside reps do..  the majority of the 860 reps there make low to mid 6 figures and then there were about 8 of us from my dept that make squaddoosh compared to them.  I was top 3 on my team which got me there.

 

So, long story short - you have a small penis and you think of me when feeling great.

 

Awesome.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

We need a Jets roster game where Idzik is the Godfather and Rex is the serial killer.

 

I won't play in anything Jets related. I play mafia here when I'm fed up and need to avoid thinking about the Jets.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Who the hell invited you to play anyhow?

 

Have you forgotten what my mafia meme is all about? Everything revolves around me.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Then go play with yourself. You know you want to.

 

I'd rather take a nap.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

DMer.

 

 

Leelou's wisecrack >>>> both Crusher's and CTM's

 

Those guys are lame.

  • Upvote 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Only because you relate better and belong at DM. 

 

 

Wherever I'm at, that's where I belong.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Get back in your cage.

 

What, are you dressing up as slats for halloween?

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

is spectacular the new fabulous for you people?

 

Verbal would like to know "what do you mean you people?"

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Not particularly..  I'm enjoying the hiatus.  I'm hopeful 6 solid months away from mafia will recharge the batteries.  I only can recall one or truly memorable games the last year.  It used to be every game was awesome.

 

I agree with this.

 

The break has been nice, I didn't realize how much time I was pissing away on the games. I'm play the next game Sharrow plays in.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

So, where's Dan, JVoY and Vic? Never see them at all anymore.

 

Dan's a peach though, when she does pop by she always leave her favorite Ape a nice little hello. Me thinks they must be enjoying married life a lot!!! 

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Busy time of the year for Dan -- they'll probably pop in during the holidays for a quick hello but I doubt we'll see them much until May/June.

 

Not sure we'll be seeing much of Vic anymore, tbh.

 

I was supposed to get together with Vic last time I was out in Portland, but my company plans huge after-work social events every single night when I'm out there. So, I couldn't make it happen. 

 

Haven't seen him around or heard from him since. I know he had just gone in as a partner in a new cross-fit gym, business ownership + 2nd child might explain him falling off the map. Would be nice if he came kickin' around again.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

What else could he possibly be known for?

 

 

I believe the argument is "occupying blockers affording the rest of the defense a meteoric rise to average-ness"

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

The Jets' rush D is far from average this year. Those boys are looking stout.

 

Best run defense in a pass-happy league!!! HOORAY!!!! 

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Yeah, it's a passing league now, but the best throwing QB's you've faced this year (Brees and Brady) you housed. Granted no Gronk for Brady or Graham for Brees when you faced them, but a wins a win.

Graham played fine vs. us.

Also that comment about run D was facetious.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Remind Verbal he's married with a 1 year old.  Also ask him if he forgot he's gay.

 

 

Literally the greatest post you've ever made. LOL

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Toss him in the friend zone and be done with it.  Next time your with him ask him to hold your purse while you go talk to a guy you think is attractive. He'll get the hint and realize he is nothing more than a friend.,  Your welcome.   DCL

 

 

You know...I don't think I've ever done that to my friend zoned friends. Well at least the hold my purse bit. 

 

 

I wouldn't have him hold your purse - it says, "I trust you with my intimate belongings" too much. Nut jobs, the clueless and/or the desperate don't interpret things the way normal folks do. He'll take it as a positive signal. 

  • Upvote 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

I miss Vic

 

Vic is glad he missed the ape get together

 

It was his idea. I was looking forward to meeting pocket hercules.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Yeah but I don't like any of you.

 

 

CTM is a shadow of his former self.

 

So sad.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Not true and no.  A woman purse is "personal" not "intimate."  Filled with bunch of make up, hair ties and feminine napkins.  Like asking a friend to hold your gym bag.  Shows that she has no interest in you being anything more than a friend and pretty much cares less what you think of her.  Husbands who only get it by "behaving" and friends hold purses.  DCL

 

I stand by what I said.

 

The creepy nutjobs of the world don't process things the way DCL preaches them. A nutjob being given the purse doesn't think "she's not interested in me, she's going to talk to that other guy", he thinks "she trusts me with her stuff, and she's playing hard to get".

 

What you said is true in movies, chick flicks mostly. I'm talking about the real world where 50% of our self-important society needs to be medicated.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

So a guy that wants to be more than friends with Leelou is automatically a nutjob?  Just cause some dude crushes hard on a honey and not sure how to act does not make him a nut job.  Just bad at it. 

 

That isn't what I said.

 

Your point of view on this is as if everyone in the world is noble and well-intentioned. A decent, respectable person might take the signaling you are suggesting the way you mean, and get the message.  Problem is, there's a lot of wack-a-doos out there that won't. Asking a dude that isn't right in the noodle to hold her stuff, is going to be misinterpreted. 

 

Like I said, your approach is great - in a world where there's more guys like you and I - or in a chickflick - but in real life, too many crazy assholes.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Sounds far from intimate.  Sounds personal. Ape is DEAD wrong.

 

Of course never give a nut job your purse but if you and the dude hang and he steps into the friend zone then he hold your purse and listen to you talk about other guys he will get the hint. 

 

The last step of friends zoning him is to become his friend and try and help him correct his game to get other woman. It's a trade off not a bad thing. 

 

Sorry bud, your advice on this is naive. Not necessarily wrong or bad, I'm not arrogant enough to say that because every circumstance is different, but it's definitely naive.

 

I was an extremely insecure kid in high school. I let the girl I wanted put me in the friend zone, even hook me up with her friend, my plan was to treat the friend great so she'd tell the girl I actually wanted about it - and get me the girl I wanted in the long run. Not necessarily a "nutjob", but certainly illogical in how I interpreted the signaling. 

 

Anyway, I'm not going to pursue arguing with you about it. I know you get uppity when DCL's word is called into question. 

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

I was assuming Leelou felt comfortable with this dude in a "safety" sense. If not then my advice is useless.

 

That's what I figured you were thinking - I was assuming she just met him recently and that wasn't established. 

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

So you banged her friend instead of her?  DCL calls that win.

 

Yeah, LOL.

 

Hindsight, it was a win - but at the time, it was gut-wrenching not being with the one I wanted. 

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

So you had aspirations beyond just getting your noodle wet in high school?  Wow you are evolved.  In high school I just hit on any girl that had less facial hair then my Aunts.

 

I'm sort of the hopeless romantic type. Typical 80's kid.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

 You went to high school in the 80's?  No way.  That would make us within 5 years of age. 

 

I'm 37.

 

I went to high school in the 90's, but I "grew up" in the 80's with all that sappy John Hughes crap imprinting on my relationship sensibilities as a kid. All I ever wanted to do was marry the girl next door, in a sense, I did. In the 90's I was just a teenage 80's kid who fell in love with a different girl daily. 

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

I like variety in my life.

 

In your mouth, then in your butt.

  • Upvote 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

I don't know how long of a break I'm actually going to need from mafia right now. My dad has gotten worse and they are saying a few days to a week.

 

Oh wow, I'm so very sorry to hear this. Your father, you and your family will be in my thoughts and prayers. :(

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Thank you guys. My father passed away today. It was very peaceful. He was resting at home and had his family here with him.

 

Aw, jeez... I'm sorry girl. May he rest in peace. 

  • Upvote 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

My GF is listening to christmas music on the stupid comcast music choice stations...

 

Right now, on is a Justin Beiber / Busta Rhymes duet on "Little Drummer Boy".. from an album called "Under the Mistletoe" released in 2011. 

 

I am taking this as a sign the apocalypse is imminent.

 

Jesus christ this is ****ed

 

Wait, so you have a girlfiend? LOL

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Put 2 and 2 together, Ape:

 

You are genius. LOL

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

He is so gross. But I enjoy his song about mistletoe. (I'm ashamed.) The one that goes, "With yoooou, shawty, with yoooou, shawty ..." Lol it's really awful but gets stuck in my head.

 

You should just let JVoY get his own iPod, then you won't have to listen to his sh*t.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

 

Still.  I get to say I partied with Dave Chappelle.  Top that, JiF.

 

Chapelle and JF80 partying?

 

Rails of coke off the bathroom sink and hugs galore!!!!!! 

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites



Content Partnership

Yes Network

Site Sponsor

MILE-Social - NJ Social Media & SEO company
×
×
  • Create New...