JiF 149,085 Posted August 30, 2013 <3 u2 Lets ******* do it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JiF 149,085 Posted October 16, 2013 Anyone been keeping up with Boardwalk Empire? Kind of a boring season so far imo. What??? I think its been awesome and its setting up to be insane. I'm really curious how far they go with this...do they show the rise of Myer and Lucky Luciano or do they just stop with the fall of Nucky? I've absolutely loved the FBI play in this all, the whole Chicago relationships, the Doc vs. Chalky White. So much good sh*t going on, cant wait to see how it all shakes out. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JiF 149,085 Posted October 18, 2013 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwPLQ43JVYU I guess I'm just tired of all the different side stories. Melt face, heroine chick, black guys (ok I do like chalky but only when he deals with nucky), the Capone's, former cop, etc, etc. I do think the FBI angle is really cool though. I love the side stories...you know they're all going to come together into something spectacular. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JiF 149,085 Posted October 18, 2013 are any of you turds contemplating the baltimore game? I don't see the point of going unless I can beat the piss out of a couple of you. I'd bitch slap your little mexican head off your shoulders Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JiF 149,085 Posted November 5, 2013 I think you're all a bunch of pussies. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JiF 149,085 Posted November 5, 2013 Except my Crushlove Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JiF 149,085 Posted November 5, 2013 I just want to feed you and pat your belly. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JiF 149,085 Posted November 13, 2013 I like variety in my life. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JiF 149,085 Posted November 13, 2013 In your mouth, then in your butt. Depends on my mood. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JiF 149,085 Posted February 3, 2014 Go start recruiting... tell them there'll be penis, lots of penis. Should work. Hey there, I'll play. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JiF 149,085 Posted February 3, 2014 Like clockwork. Jealous. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JiF 149,085 Posted September 17, 2014 **** that mess. "Get money, bang bitches." -JIF You cant take it with you. Live fast, die young! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JiF 149,085 Posted September 17, 2014 I can't even tell anymore if the majority of people are trolling on the main board. The whining is at an all time high. I've given up having any logical conversations or debates about Football. The finger pointing from the morons that have no clue is definitely at an all time high. Its terrible. The content sucks. I'll pots some game/player thoughts here and there but I'm done with everything else. The clique of asshats haters are too much on the main board. Its not enjoyable anymore. "Out of the people that ever were, almost all of them are dead. There are way more dead people, and you’re all gonna die and then you’re gonna be dead for way longer than you’re alive. Like that’s mostly what you’re ever gonna be. You’re just dead people that didn’t die yet." - Louis CK The second you are born, you start dying. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JiF 149,085 Posted September 19, 2014 I'm going on a date on Saturday (I really hate dating) Just get right to the sex...then it wont feel like a date. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JiF 149,085 Posted September 19, 2014 DCL rule 145: Have sex before any date to see if the person is worth spending time with. At least this way you know it's worth acting like your interested in what they are saying. DCL taught his Boopsie well. Well. I warned him I'm going to be completely miserable next week since I'm getting my wisdom teeth out, and he offered to come over with soup and a milkshake. Your milkshake brings all the boys to the yard... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JiF 149,085 Posted September 19, 2014 Haha, what a pair of sissies you make. Unreal. Jealousy is a wasted emotion. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JiF 149,085 Posted September 19, 2014 Penis and banana flavor are my favorite. I hate bananas. Hate them. They're gross. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JiF 149,085 Posted March 23, 2015 He needs to sign up as Batman. Just dominate sh*t like he does. I would have it figured out with in 2 hours. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JiF 149,085 Posted March 23, 2015 Easily. It wouldnt be fair, to be honest. Need to send a lesser player...which all of you qualify but yeah, not fair if I go. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JiF 149,085 Posted March 23, 2015 Booboo, Batman or JiF??????????? 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JiF 149,085 Posted March 24, 2015 Agreed. That being said JiF and Batman bring a lot more to the table to the game of mafia. Honestly, you have played a ton of games right? Nobody scum hunts like Batman when he is on. not even close. jiF is probably a little more well rounded but batman is pretty sick scum hunting. They are both dead in the water as scum though. LOL I live for u. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JiF 149,085 Posted March 24, 2015 Jealousy is STILL a wasted emotion That fat pig totally wants to be me...or inside me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JiF 149,085 Posted March 25, 2015 Alright, I'm doing it. Batman Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JiF 149,085 Posted March 25, 2015 So...homey just PM'ed me and told me the level of involvement...and I'm out!!!! **** THAT!!!! haha Someone else can do it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JiF 149,085 Posted May 20, 2015 You really gay? That's great if so. We can finally get some perspective from the gay community from someone other than JiF. I'm a homophobe piece of trash, havent you heard? That said, I'd totally bone Arsis if it's cool with Crusher. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JiF 149,085 Posted May 20, 2015 You know I stared at this gif for like 5 minutes trying to figure out what was going on. I finally figured out that it's not something popping out of the ground it's that the tree is falling over in the wind and pulling the ground up because of the roots. Weird, I thought Nick Cage was really buried in someone back yard under a tree and he was coming up for air with a really freaky face. 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JiF 149,085 Posted May 20, 2015 If you arent' gay and you have no interest in women, then you are asexual... I wouldn't be surprised if you were hermaphroditic tbh careful, homophobe...shouldnt you be studying the social and literary significance of comics? 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JiF 149,085 Posted May 20, 2015 So are both Nolderp and 80 virgins? (including all holes, man or women) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JiF 149,085 Posted May 20, 2015 lol yes, of course. Hmph. Ok. I just always pictured Nolderp as a secret slayer. Mad bitches climbing in and out of his bedroom window trying not to wake up Mom. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JiF 149,085 Posted May 20, 2015 You pictured this? Really, the insults/jokes just write themselves with you. Yeah, he seems like a pussy magnet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JiF 149,085 Posted May 21, 2015 First of all, you're an idiot. I made it clear I have an interest in women I just don't feel like todays society is conducive to healthy relationships so I'm going to avoid having any. Secondly I don't actually believe asexuality exists in humans or if it is it's extremely rare. People who tell you they're asexual either haven't found the right person or are lying special snowflakes. Dont have a relationship. Just give it the appearance of a relationship so you can bang. DCL - please help. You know I'm not a good consultant. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JiF 149,085 Posted May 21, 2015 I disagree. I may will suck at sex at first but I'd rather learn the "ins and outs" with my future wife than someone else. What if you future wife is so disappointed she leaves you on your wedding night? It's happened. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites