Mafia forum off season chat thread

[JiF 149,085]

Gay

[JiF 149,085]

<3 u2

 

Lets ******* do it.

[JiF 149,085]

Anyone been keeping up with Boardwalk Empire?

Kind of a boring season so far imo.

 

What???  I think its been awesome and its setting up to be insane.  I'm really curious how far they go with this...do they show the rise of Myer and Lucky Luciano or do they just stop with the fall of Nucky? 

 

I've absolutely loved the FBI play in this all, the whole Chicago relationships, the Doc vs. Chalky White.  So much good sh*t going on, cant wait to see how it all shakes out.

[JiF 149,085]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwPLQ43JVYU

 

I guess I'm just tired of all the different side stories.

Melt face, heroine chick, black guys (ok I do like chalky but only when he deals with nucky), the Capone's, former cop, etc, etc.

 

I do think the FBI angle is really cool though.

 

I love the side stories...you know they're all going to come together into something spectacular.  

[JiF 149,085]

are any of you turds contemplating the baltimore game?  I don't see the point of going unless I can beat the piss out of a couple of you.

 

I'd bitch slap your little mexican head off your shoulders  

[JiF 149,085]

I think you're all a bunch of pussies. 

[JiF 149,085]

Except my Crushlove

[JiF 149,085]

I just want to feed you and pat your belly.  

[JiF 149,085]

I like variety in my life.

[JiF 149,085]

In your mouth, then in your butt.

 

Depends on my mood.

[JiF 149,085]

I'm Batman

[JiF 149,085]

I'm Batman

[JiF 149,085]

Go start recruiting... tell them there'll be penis, lots of penis.

 

Should work.

 

Hey there, I'll play.

[JiF 149,085]

Like clockwork.

 

Jealous.

[JiF 149,085]

**** that mess.  "Get money, bang bitches."

 

                                                   -JIF

 

You cant take it with you.

 

Live fast, die young!

[JiF 149,085]

I can't even tell anymore if the majority of people are trolling on the main board.  The whining is at an all time high. 

 

I've given up having any logical conversations or debates about Football.  The finger pointing from the morons that have no clue is definitely at an all time high.  Its terrible.  The content sucks.  I'll pots some game/player thoughts here and there but I'm done with everything else.  The clique of asshats haters are too much on the main board.  Its not enjoyable anymore.  

 

"Out of the people that ever were, almost all of them are dead. There are way more dead people, and you’re all gonna die and then you’re gonna be dead for way longer than you’re alive. Like that’s mostly what you’re ever gonna be. You’re just dead people that didn’t die yet."

 

- Louis CK

 

The second you are born, you start dying.

[JiF 149,085]

I'm going on a date on Saturday (I really hate dating)

 

Just get right to the sex...then it wont feel like a date.

[JiF 149,085]

DCL rule 145:

 

Have sex before any date to see if the person is worth spending time with.  At least this way you know it's worth acting like your interested in what they are saying.  

 

DCL taught his Boopsie well.

 

Well. I warned him I'm going to be completely miserable next week since I'm getting my wisdom teeth out, and he offered to come over with soup and a milkshake. 

 

Your milkshake brings all the boys to the yard...

[JiF 149,085]

Haha, what a pair of sissies you make.

 

Unreal.

 

Jealousy is a wasted emotion. 

[JiF 149,085]

Penis and banana flavor are my favorite.

I hate bananas. Hate them. They're gross.

[JiF 149,085]

He needs to sign up as Batman.  Just dominate sh*t like he does. 

 

I would have it figured out with in 2 hours.

[JiF 149,085]

Easily.

It wouldnt be fair, to be honest.  Need to send a lesser player...which all of you qualify but yeah, not fair if I go.

[JiF 149,085]

Booboo, Batman or JiF???????????

[JiF 149,085]

Agreed. That being said JiF and Batman bring a lot more to the table to the game of mafia. Honestly, you have played a ton of games right? Nobody scum hunts like Batman when he is on. not even close. jiF is probably a little more well rounded but batman is pretty sick scum hunting. They are both dead in the water as scum though. LOL

I live for u.

[JiF 149,085]

Jealousy is STILL a wasted emotion

 

That fat pig totally wants to be me...or inside me.

[JiF 149,085]

Alright, I'm doing it.

Batman

[JiF 149,085]

So...homey just PM'ed me and told me the level of involvement...and I'm out!!!!  **** THAT!!!!
 

haha

 

Someone else can do it.

[JiF 149,085]

You really gay?  That's great if so.  We can finally get some perspective from the gay community from someone other than JiF.

 

I'm a homophobe piece of trash, havent you heard?

 

That said, I'd totally bone Arsis if it's cool with Crusher. 

[JiF 149,085]

You know I stared at this gif for like 5 minutes trying to figure out what was going on.

I finally figured out that it's not something popping out of the ground it's that the tree is falling over in the wind and pulling the ground up because of the roots.

 

Weird, I thought Nick Cage was really buried in someone back yard under a tree and he was coming up for air with a really freaky face.

[JiF 149,085]

If you arent' gay and you have no interest in women, then you are asexual... I wouldn't be surprised if you were hermaphroditic tbh

 

careful, homophobe...shouldnt you be studying the social and literary significance of comics? 

[JiF 149,085]

So are both Nolderp and 80 virgins? 

 

(including all holes, man or women)

[JiF 149,085]

lol

 

 

 

yes, of course.

 

Hmph.  Ok.  I just always pictured Nolderp as a secret slayer.  Mad bitches climbing in and out of his bedroom window trying not to wake up Mom. 

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You pictured this?

 

Really, the insults/jokes just write themselves with you.

 

Yeah, he seems like a pussy magnet. 

[JiF 149,085]

First of all, you're an idiot. I made it clear I have an interest in women I just don't feel like todays society is conducive to healthy relationships so I'm going to avoid having any.

 

Secondly I don't actually believe asexuality exists in humans or if it is it's extremely rare.

People who tell you they're asexual either haven't found the right person or are lying special snowflakes.

 

Dont have a relationship.  Just give it the appearance of a relationship so you can bang.

 

DCL - please help.  You know I'm not a good consultant. 

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I disagree.  I may will suck at sex at first but I'd rather learn the "ins and outs" with my future wife than someone else. 

 

What if you future wife is so disappointed she leaves you on your wedding night? 

 

It's happened.