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My hips hurt right now because this chick shoehorned herself in between me and this other guy on the train and I was squished up against the arm of the seat and her for a half hour. Getting up was a challenge.

 

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I believe Verbal has nothing better to do between now and all eternity.

He already knows I wouldn't ask if it's okay to hit him.

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"Out of the people that ever were, almost all of them are dead. There are way more dead people, and you’re all gonna die and then you’re gonna be dead for way longer than you’re alive. Like that’s mostly what you’re ever gonna be. You’re just dead people that didn’t die yet."

 

- Louis CK

 

There is nothing in a caterpillar that tells you it's going to be a butterfly.

 

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I just made an amazing steak. It's like the 6th best steak I've had this week. Which is impressive. I don't know why I only made one steak. Should have made three.

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Been brainstorming ideas for a future bastard mafia game.  Is there any appetite for a bastard game soon?

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Been brainstorming ideas for a future bastard mafia game.  Is there any appetite for a bastard game soon?

 

 

Why do you enjoy bastard modding so much?

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Been brainstorming ideas for a future bastard mafia game.  Is there any appetite for a bastard game soon?

 

 

**** you for using the word appetite in this post.  

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Mod a game with no mafia just to screw with people.

 

Or make you the mafia and town wins when you cry about being stalked.  Oh wait we just played that game.  

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Between chocolate and wearing a bikini... I choose the chocolate. lol

 

 

The more I learn about yummy bunny the more I like.

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Or make you the mafia and town wins when you cry about being stalked. Oh wait we just played that game.

Lmao, you could have won that game if you weren't terrible.

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Or make you the mafia and town wins when you cry about being stalked.  Oh wait we just played that game.  

 

rofl

 

HE SHOULD BE SO LUCKY!

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Lmao, you could have won that game if you weren't terrible.

 

At least I didn't cry cause a gurl was following me.  LOL

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Actually he got scared. Gurls scare him. The cock he loves. 

 

So are we talking a specific cock or any would do?

 

 

 

You may follow me online anytime you like yummy bunny. 

 

I just might take you up on that. :D

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So are we talking a specific cock or any would do?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Pretty sure it would have to be a pretty cock.  

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It would be fun to date an Israeli girl.  Except when the US government is arming the Israelis and neighboring Syria to attack ISIS while we watch football.

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Actually he got scared. Gurls scare him. The cock he loves.

So? I'm gay? You're fat. What's your point?

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So? I'm gay? You're fat. What's your point?

When a girl follows me I slow down hoping she is a waitress. OK fine I really never move that fast

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When a girl follows me I slow down hoping she is a waitress. OK fine I really never move that fast

And I hope she has a muscular friend or two.

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Arsis won't comfort me in my time of need :/

:( come over here and sit on my face and tell me all about what's bothering you.

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:( come over here and sit on my face and tell me all about what's bothering you.

lmfao

comforting and pervy. Loving it.

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