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There's a place you want to take her to, where the sex is so good she convinces herself it's love. She'll forever hold any other guy to that standard.

Do that with your wife, and she'll be a happy wife. Happy wife, happy life.

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I guess? I don't know what to tell you on this one. I don't think it's selfish to wait, and I intend to do everything in my power to make her happy.

Youve been posting with Crusher how long and cant tell when he's just getting at you? Come on, man lol...

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Crusher and I are dropping knowledge, why are you momo's still talking about your cat fight?

If we had good sense, we wouldnt need the advice?

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I'd learn with her before making her my wife. You don't have to whore around, but it's going to suck if you finally get married, 'make teh lurv' and she wakes up dead inside because you didn't make her 'feel it'.

The very first girl I ****ed well would get back in bed with me in a heartbeat. No matter what we had going on. Because I did it better.

It's ****in science brah

 

Dumb.  Did you only test drive the car you bought?  No.  You test drove at least a couple.  Got to have comparisons to make an informed decision.  How is it possible to show a woman she is the only one for you if she has been the "only one" for you?  Makes no sense.  Plus.  Do female virgins still exist pass becoming 21 and old enough to get drunk and be taken advantage of?  Small pool.  

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There's a place you want to take her to, where the sex is so good she convinces herself it's love. She'll forever hold any other guy to that standard.

Do that with your wife, and she'll be a happy wife. Happy wife, happy life.

 

My extremely naive take on that is that the love will be so good, the sex will be good as well as an extension of that love.  I don't want her to have to convince herself it's love.  I want the love to be there first and go from there. 

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I guess?  I don't know what to tell you on this one.  I don't think it's selfish to wait, and I intend to do everything in my power to make her happy. 

 

I guess you could bake her a cake or walk her dog when she works late. But in my experience a woman wants to be desired unconditionally.  So many steps for a man to become comfortable and really good at pleasing a woman.  I think the biggest issue in failed marriages is the loss of the "spark".   Need good friction to make a spark.  Haven;t you ever watched a single survival show?

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Dumb.  Did you only test drive the car you bought?  No.  You test drove at least a couple.  Got to have comparisons to make an informed decision.  How is it possible to show a woman she is the only one for you if she has been the "only one" for you?  Makes no sense.  Plus.  Do female virgins still exist pass becoming 21 and old enough to get drunk and be taken advantage of?  Small pool.  

 

Because I don't think sex is the only manifestation proving a woman to be "the one".  And no, I don't expect or have any delusions that the girl I end up with will be a virgin too.  But in my experience, every girl I've dated has said she wished she was a virgin too.  And in my eyes, with the right woman, it'll be a clean slate anyways.

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Dumb. Did you only test drive the car you bought? No. You test drove at least a couple. Got to have comparisons to make an informed decision. How is it possible to show a woman she is the only one for you if she has been the "only one" for you? Makes no sense. Plus. Do female virgins still exist pass becoming 21 and old enough to get drunk and be taken advantage of? Small pool.

My first car was a present given to me. Still have it to this day...love 'er.

So....arranged marriage/Pretty Woman redux?

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Dumb. Did you only test drive the car you bought? No. You test drove at least a couple. Got to have comparisons to make an informed decision. How is it possible to show a woman she is the only one for you if she has been the "only one" for you? Makes no sense. Plus. Do female virgins still exist pass becoming 21 and old enough to get drunk and be taken advantage of? Small pool.

I was offering up a healthy compromise for him. Not dumb, just middle ground. Still better than nothing.

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Because I don't think sex is the only manifestation proving a woman to be "the one". And no, I don't expect or have any delusions that the girl I end up with will be a virgin too. But in my experience, every girl I've dated has said she wished she was a virgin too. And in my eyes, with the right woman, it'll be a clean slate anyways.

Every girl you wait for will subconsciously use this to their advantage. I would just make sure that I kept my head focuses and make sure she's not using you for material gifts.

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I guess you could bake her a cake or walk her dog when she works late. But in my experience a woman wants to be desired unconditionally.  So many steps for a man to become comfortable and really good at pleasing a woman.  I think the biggest issue in failed marriages is the loss of the "spark".   Need good friction to make a spark.  Haven;t you ever watched a single survival show?

 

I feel like that spark doesn't always go away purely because of the quality of sex.  Most couples that I've seen fail, there was a bigger issue, and maybe sex was a symptom of that bigger issue.  Again, I'm coming from a position of ignorance on this.  My decision is based on faith, pure and simple. 

 

Things could change for me at some point.  I'm almost 30, after all.  But I'm a big believer in the "If you stand for nothing, you'll fall for anything" philosophy. 

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I think you can have both -- waiting until marriage and true unmatched passion. Its rare these days to see it, no doubt, but it's possible.

If the love is there, the effort and patience to get good at banging will be there. Just my opinion.

Now of course if you just suck at it and will never get better maybe that's another story, idk. But in that case practice wouldn't help lmao.

Okay...time to work now.

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My extremely naive take on that is that the love will be so good, the sex will be good as well as an extension of that love.  I don't want her to have to convince herself it's love.  I want the love to be there first and go from there. 

 

Love is fragile man.  Life has a tendency to divide and conquer couples.  Sharing intense intimacy is needed to galvanize that relationship.   Problem is like Ape said, the early sex is intense for the sake of being intense.  Once that is over you really need to work at it and master the ability to communicate affection thru erection.  A woman wants to know you like it.  Im just not sure you can really show that unless you have has a few to know what you really like.  

 

I have seen so many dudes marry the first chick they diddle then after three years and engorged confidence the need for strange becomes to much.  A "dick with doubt, is heading out."  

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My extremely naive take on that is that the love will be so good, the sex will be good as well as an extension of that love. I don't want her to have to convince herself it's love. I want the love to be there first and go from there.

The sex will be amazing because you don't know any better. You will walk around town with your chest and cock out the whole summer. Then you'll go compare experiences with someone else and develop a mosaic of experience to reflect on.

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Because I don't think sex is the only manifestation proving a woman to be "the one".  And no, I don't expect or have any delusions that the girl I end up with will be a virgin too.  But in my experience, every girl I've dated has said she wished she was a virgin too.  And in my eyes, with the right woman, it'll be a clean slate anyways.

 

 

Sex is not the only manifestation of proving to a woman she is the one.  But it is the most physical and chemically based one.  "Breeding it's science."  Every girl you dated lied to you.  Sorry but please dude.  It's what you wanted to hear.  They do that you know.  

 

100% agreed.  "With the right woman, it will be a clean slate anyways"  Exactly.  So why not practice and show up with a  "nice and clean experienced  peen?"  No woman wants to marry a virgin.  I don't think.

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Love is fragile man.  Life has a tendency to divide and conquer couples.  Sharing intense intimacy is needed to galvanize that relationship.   Problem is like Ape said, the early sex is intense for the sake of being intense.  Once that is over you really need to work at it and master the ability to communicate affection thru erection.  A woman wants to know you like it.  Im just not sure you can really show that unless you have has a few to know what you really like.  

 

I have seen so many dudes marry the first chick they diddle then after three years and engorged confidence the need for strange becomes to much.  A "dick with doubt, is heading out."  

 

You may be right.  But there are reasons that about 70 % of marriages fail, and the numbers suggest monogamy might be the route that leads to the most happiness.  I'd like to continue to stick to the plan and see what happens.  If I'm wrong, the first thing I'll be thinking was "Damn, DCL was 100 % right."

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No woman wants to marry a virgin.  I don't think.

 

None?  I disagree with that.  Just depends on what they believe about sex.  The girl I'm seeing currently is also a pretty strong Christian.  She seems to "get me".  That's the type of girl I'll end up with.

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No.

Not my experience. I met this girl and one weekend she was drunk and I figured you know what lets just play around and touch like normal but let's go a little further south. The reaction I will never forget. Highlight real material. Pornstar sex. I would say it's half and half

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Youve been posting with Crusher how long and cant tell when he's just getting at you? Come on, man lol...

 

I actually just changed my opinion on this.

I don't really think he's joking on this one? 

Tell me to stop and I will stop.  But yeah pretty much joking.   

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The sex will be amazing because you don't know any better. You will walk around town with your chest and cock out the whole summer. Then you'll go compare experiences with someone else and develop a mosaic of experience to reflect on.

 

"Mosaic of experience to reflect on?"  Hell now I wish I was a virgin. 

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You may be right.  But there are reasons that about 70 % of marriages fail, and the numbers suggest monogamy might be the route that leads to the most happiness.  I'd like to continue to stick to the plan and see what happens.  If I'm wrong, the first thing I'll be thinking was "Damn, DCL was 100 % right."

 

Lack of spark and people start playing for themselves rather than the team.  But hey, took me till my third marriage to get it right.  I think most of it is "picking the right partner for the right reasons."

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Lack of spark and people start playing for themselves rather than the team.  But hey, took me till my third marriage to get it right.  I think most of it is "picking the right partner for the right reasons."

 

Yes, I'm trying to be extremely careful and make the right call.  I'm also not in the business of "settling".  I have high standards, maybe unreasonably so.  But I'd rather end up alone than marry the wrong woman.  I'd like to think I have some solid experience to draw from at this point in my life.  Had I tried to marry someone, say, 4-5 years ago, I'd definitely have made the wrong call.  My chances are a lot better now. 

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Not my experience. I met this girl and one weekend she was drunk and I figured you know what lets just play around and touch like normal but let's go a little further south. The reaction I will never forget. Highlight real material. Pornstar sex. I would say it's half and half

 

 

Not going to get into it here. LOL  But butt sex is very complicated for obvious reasons.  Preparation and patience are required.  Not for first timers.  Unless, you are with a woman who has been around the block a couple times and she prefers that method of reaching... ok moving on...anyways. 

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There was another time right after he graduated school and started my new job I was messing around with this airline attendant. As we were going to add it at her apartment, she stopped and said would you like to put it in my ass? I said yes. In my business, that's what we call unsolicited

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