AVM Posted June 3, 2015 Share Posted June 3, 2015 Was this a "sex joke" I hear a lot about? If so, I approve. The best sex joke is going to be your first time. Two serious RL lols. You guys are the best. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVM Posted June 3, 2015 Share Posted June 3, 2015 I was going to go to the Harrah's Cherokee casino for their WSOP circuit event the past couple years...but something has come up each time. I don't play craps or blackjack...just poker. And I make it a point to avoid the ring games, at least at the higher levels. Mostly stick to tournaments and SNGs. Now that said...it's been a couple years since I went to any kind of casino (and that was a cruise...so not the same) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lily Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 Two serious RL lols. You guys are the best. Me, too. (the lol part) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nolder Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 I was going to go to the Harrah's Cherokee casino for their WSOP circuit event the past couple years...but something has come up each time. I don't play craps or blackjack...just poker. And I make it a point to avoid the ring games, at least at the higher levels. Mostly stick to tournaments and SNGs. Now that said...it's been a couple years since I went to any kind of casino (and that was a cruise...so not the same) Poker can be good if you're good but you have much better odds playing single deck 21 or craps as long as you know the basics. With craps and 21 it's more about knowing the game since you're playing the house. Poker is all about playing people which can be much harder and not as reliable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 The best sex joke is going to be your first time. Gonna be the best 12 seconds of my life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verbal Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 Gonna be the best 12 seconds of my life. I love how you think you'll last that long. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 I love how you think you'll last that long. According to WebMD the average male orgasm takes about 8 seconds to complete. So really all I'd have to do to is last 4. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Verbal Posted June 4, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted June 4, 2015 So really all I'd have to do to is last 4. I love how you think you'll last that long. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 I love how you think you'll last that long. I love how he actually thinks he's going to penetrate a vagina with his penis in his life time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gone Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 I wouldn't kick him out of bed 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nolder Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 I love how he actually thinks he's going to penetrate a vagina with his penis in his life time. You think he's gonna pull a spooky skeleton and bone after his lifetime? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 I have a girlfriend now. Time to play the waiting game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leelou Posted June 4, 2015 Author Share Posted June 4, 2015 *sigh* I ordered medium rare steak and it came out almost brown all the way through. Now I'm waiting for a replacement steak. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted June 5, 2015 Share Posted June 5, 2015 I've heard Vegas vacations are fun. . understatement of the year Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted June 5, 2015 Share Posted June 5, 2015 I have a girlfriend now. Time to play the waiting game. does she know your gay yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted June 5, 2015 Share Posted June 5, 2015 does she know your gay yet? Arsis has the weirdest boner right now. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lily Posted June 5, 2015 Share Posted June 5, 2015 *Waits for Verbal aka the grammar police* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted June 5, 2015 Share Posted June 5, 2015 *Waits for Verbal aka the grammar police* verbal is a cack 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVM Posted June 5, 2015 Share Posted June 5, 2015 Poker can be good if you're good but you have much better odds playing single deck 21 or craps as long as you know the basics. With craps and 21 it's more about knowing the game since you're playing the house. Poker is all about playing people which can be much harder and not as reliable. Psych bachelors degree (with some masters work) -- so that's right up my alley. Between that and basic math (odds), I've always been pretty good at it. I paid my tuition for a little more than a year playing. And considering how friggin long I went to school, it's really good I did Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVM Posted June 5, 2015 Share Posted June 5, 2015 *sigh* I ordered medium rare steak and it came out almost brown all the way through. Now I'm waiting for a replacement steak. Did you get the "this is medium here" explanation? That one always irritates me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nolder Posted June 5, 2015 Share Posted June 5, 2015 Psych bachelors degree (with some masters work) -- so that's right up my alley. Between that and basic math (odds), I've always been pretty good at it. I paid my tuition for a little more than a year playing. And considering how friggin long I went to school, it's really good I did I think I prefer craps overall myself. As far as table games I think I (somewhat) consistently win the most money at it vs 21 or roulette. And don't even touch 3 card poker the odds on that are such trash. That said though my friend got a straight flush twice in the same night it was pretty stupid. I think he got something like $350 for a $5 bet twice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nolder Posted June 5, 2015 Share Posted June 5, 2015 Oh man season 3 of Hannibal premiered finally. So excited for the new season. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leelou Posted June 5, 2015 Author Share Posted June 5, 2015 Did you get the "this is medium here" explanation? That one always irritates me. No, thankfully. I have gotten that before though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lizard King Posted June 5, 2015 Share Posted June 5, 2015 I think I prefer craps overall myself. As far as table games I think I (somewhat) consistently win the most money at it vs 21 or roulette. And don't even touch 3 card poker the odds on that are such trash. That said though my friend got a straight flush twice in the same night it was pretty stupid. I think he got something like $350 for a $5 bet twice. The thing about craps is that it's easy come easy go. Fun as hell but like most games you need to size your bets properly. I never ran the statistics on optimal bet sizing but when I played my first game I had this friend tossing 50-100 out on each roll and my chip stack was vaporized quick. But when I bought my last hundred in chips and sized it right i slowly won it all back and then a little more. I think it's position sizing more than anything else which gets most gamblers. Most of these games are winnable over time if you just do that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verbal Posted June 5, 2015 Share Posted June 5, 2015 does she know your gay yet? *you're /EAD'd *Waits for Verbal aka the grammar police* <3 u Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HessStation Posted June 5, 2015 Share Posted June 5, 2015 *you're /EAD'd <3 u CTM is an acronym for stupid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsis Posted June 6, 2015 Share Posted June 6, 2015 Guys, I'm running smolov. Crusher might know what that is. If it kills me I want you all to know that I love you all. Full homo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lily Posted June 6, 2015 Share Posted June 6, 2015 So, you only love the guys? Hmmm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gone Posted June 6, 2015 Share Posted June 6, 2015 #heartbroken Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nolder Posted June 7, 2015 Share Posted June 7, 2015 The thing about craps is that it's easy come easy go. Fun as hell but like most games you need to size your bets properly. I never ran the statistics on optimal bet sizing but when I played my first game I had this friend tossing 50-100 out on each roll and my chip stack was vaporized quick. But when I bought my last hundred in chips and sized it right i slowly won it all back and then a little more. I think it's position sizing more than anything else which gets most gamblers. Most of these games are winnable over time if you just do that. I like going in with a $20 and walking away with $100. Doesn't always happen or sometimes it takes awhile but that's where I find the most fun with craps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lizard King Posted June 7, 2015 Share Posted June 7, 2015 I like going in with a $20 and walking away with $100. Doesn't always happen or sometimes it takes awhile but that's where I find the most fun with craps. Definitely the most satisfying. Don't get lost in the table emotions just be nimble and consistent and you will definitely make money. It's fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted June 7, 2015 Share Posted June 7, 2015 Definitely the most satisfying. Don't get lost in the table emotions just be nimble and consistent and you will definitely make money. It's fun. definitely? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lizard King Posted June 7, 2015 Share Posted June 7, 2015 definitely? Statistically speaking you won't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leelou Posted June 8, 2015 Author Share Posted June 8, 2015 Does anyone here watch Game of Thrones? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetscode1 Posted June 8, 2015 Share Posted June 8, 2015 Does anyone here watch Game of Thrones? Yes. Last night was boring till the end. Stannis needs to DIAF. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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