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Coles is an idiot :)

 

JiF's bunghole is in extreme pain this morning. I guess Klecko must be on one of his VERY IMPORTANT business trips. what was Coles doing in a gay bar?

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Coles is an idiot :)

 

JiF's bunghole is in extreme pain this morning. I guess Klecko must be on one of his VERY IMPORTANT business trips. what was Coles doing in a gay bar?

 

I think Coles is probably the one hurting. He seems more like a catcher and JiF seems to have years of pent up, closeted, homosexual rage he needed to get out.

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I think Coles is probably the one hurting. He seems more like a catcher and JiF seems to have years of pent up, closeted, homosexual rage he needed to get out.

 

 

wasn't coles molested as a child?

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He just sodomized Jif last night. he must be in game shape

 

 

I thought Rex said everyone should rest their "legs" before Sunday's game.

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Coles built a huge mansion outside of Jacksonville toward the end of his career. Only cost him about $50k, too, because Jacksonville is so economically depressed.

 

That thing was something like 20,000 sq feet, it's like a f*cking Ikea in the middle of the swamp.  I remember reading the headlines at the estimated cost at 10 million and honestly thought to myself "Hmm, that's nice, LC is buying the city of jacksonville."  I wonder if he's hurting for money, he's selling it now a few million below what he paid.

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Coles built a huge mansion outside of Jacksonville toward the end of his career. Only cost him about $50k, too, because Jacksonville is so economically depressed.

I'd rather take my 50k and try Kosovo. Equally depressing and probably has a better chance of improving

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Coles built a huge mansion outside of Jacksonville toward the end of his career. Only cost him about $50k, too, because Jacksonville is so economically depressed.

That's why those two wily corporate big shots (Jif and Klecko) have their headquarters of operations out of Jacksonville. Coles is a hero to Jif just like Rex is :)

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I'd rather take my 50k and try Kosovo. Equally depressing and probably has a better chance of improving

 

 

My buddy is in Pristina.  He loves it. They take the Euro and a beer is like one fifth the price there as Greece which you can drive to on the weekend.  Apparently it is also full of hot Albanian chicks, but buyer beware.

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Popping bottles with LC!  We tight now.  Going over to his mansion to watch the game tomorrow. 

 

Anyone got an old Coles jersey they want to sell me?  I think it will be super cool to show up with his jersey on.

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