Fred Jetstone Posted December 28, 2005 Share Posted December 28, 2005 Every Jets season seems to have a bizarreness about it. This season, however, has stood out in bizarre bold relief. For instance: Chad and Jay go down for the season with identical injuries within seven plays of each other Blaylock, Mawae, Martin, Fabibi, Chrebet also sustain season ending injuries Ty Law is signed but it makes no difference in the end A fringe DT punches a defensive-rookie-of-the-year LB in the mouth (and it creates hardly a stir) Bollywood gets his chance Vinny gets off the couch - literally The promised Manhattan project is stuffed and another swampland semi-partnership with the Gints is agreed to Herm's press conferences (all) Heimerdinger's bi-polar playcalling Bollywood's stats vs. The Dolphins! Vinny's record breaking pass to Coles on the last ever MNF telecast, in a game in which Doug Flutie also appears and in which the Jets loose 31-21, the identical score they lost by to begin MNF in 1970 The innaugural season of JetNation.com Any more? On a scale of 1-100 how do you rate this season on the bizarre-o-meter? I give it a 91. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gun Of Bavaria Posted December 28, 2005 Share Posted December 28, 2005 Hell I'll go 95. I agree FJ, this season takes the cake for a level of bizarreness never seen in my lifetime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted December 28, 2005 Share Posted December 28, 2005 97 We get rid of Becht & Hackett and our offense got worse. We trade Moss for Coles. Draft a kicker in rd 2 who proceeds to sh*t the bed. Herm is outcoached the entire season...looks horrible all yr and our owner says " he's doing a great job, He will be back" ...Ok...WTF does a bad job look like? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gun Of Bavaria Posted December 28, 2005 Share Posted December 28, 2005 This question might be worth a second question: if this season isn't a 100 on Jetstone's scale, what in god's name has to happen to close the gap? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted December 28, 2005 Share Posted December 28, 2005 This question might be worth a second question: if this season isn't a 100 on Jetstone's scale, what in god's name has to happen to close the gap? Duh...a Super Bowl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted December 28, 2005 Share Posted December 28, 2005 This question might be worth a second question: if this season isn't a 100 on Jetstone's scale, what in god's name has to happen to close the gap? TomShane takes a powder and resurfaces as Fred Jetstone. Damn, I hate it when I can't sleep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gun Of Bavaria Posted December 28, 2005 Share Posted December 28, 2005 The only way it could get more weird is if I foung out Smizzy was sleeping with my wife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted December 28, 2005 Share Posted December 28, 2005 The only way it could get more weird is if I foung out Smizzy was sleeping with my wife. Send me 14.99 ,ill send you the Dvd. unedited. :wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gun Of Bavaria Posted December 28, 2005 Share Posted December 28, 2005 Send me 14.99 ,ill send you the Dvd. unedited. :wink: that much for 40 seconds of film? That's pretty expensive. How about a coupon for a dozen donuts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted December 28, 2005 Share Posted December 28, 2005 that much for 40 seconds of film? That's pretty expensive. How about a coupon for a dozen donuts. It's actually a compilation from the past 3 years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred Jetstone Posted December 28, 2005 Author Share Posted December 28, 2005 The witty back-and-forth bantering in this thread has raised my bizarre-o-meter rating to a 97. And yes, going into the Baltimore game I was fully expecting a Bolly-led Super Bowl season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gun Of Bavaria Posted December 28, 2005 Share Posted December 28, 2005 It's actually a compilation from the past 3 years. Ok, 120 seconds of film Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted December 28, 2005 Share Posted December 28, 2005 Ok, 120 seconds of film 120 more than you got this yr. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred Jetstone Posted December 28, 2005 Author Share Posted December 28, 2005 98 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranger Posted December 28, 2005 Share Posted December 28, 2005 99 and I am currently waiting for a rebuttle from GOB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gun Of Bavaria Posted December 28, 2005 Share Posted December 28, 2005 If the first 80 seconds of the combined film wasn't u waiting for your Viagra to kick in I'd be worried Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted December 28, 2005 Share Posted December 28, 2005 If the first 80 seconds of the combined film wasn't u waiting for your Viagra to kick in I'd be worried Like you could even work the VCR with these Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Preston Howley III Posted December 28, 2005 Share Posted December 28, 2005 TomShane takes a powder and resurfaces as Fred Jetstone. The only thing I want to know is, was TS Fred Jetstone in the old country? And who was Dude Love? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugg Posted December 28, 2005 Share Posted December 28, 2005 Herm is outcoached the entire season...looks horrible all yr and our owner says " he's doing a great job, He will be back" ...Ok...WTF does a bad job look like? That, my friends, is the post of the week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sperm Edwards Posted December 28, 2005 Share Posted December 28, 2005 Herm is outcoached the entire season...looks horrible all yr and our owner says " he's doing a great job, He will be back" ...Ok...WTF does a bad job look like? Under Edwards, the Jets won a maximum of 3 more games this year than my then-pregnant kindergarten teacher would have. (Two if, in fact, the Raiders would've thrown that game at all costs). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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