Jetman_67 Posted March 13, 2005 Share Posted March 13, 2005 I just got home from dinner at my parents house. My newly divorced brother was there with his new GF. For starters she is in Dire Need of an Extreme Makeover. It gets even worse than the fact that she is ugly. She is a Damn Chowd!!!!! He is hinting that he wants to get re-married. I cannot in good concience welcome a Chowd into the family Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spjets Posted March 13, 2005 Share Posted March 13, 2005 I just got home from dinner at my parents house. My newly divorced brother was there with his new GF. For starters she is in Dire Need of an Extreme Makeover. It gets even worse than the fact that she is ugly. She is a Damn Chowd!!!!! He is hinting that he wants to get re-married. I cannot in good concience welcome a Chowd into the family smack some sense into man.....bring him back to reality... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted March 13, 2005 Share Posted March 13, 2005 Get her drunk and have sex with her,take polaroids and send them to him. that should do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetman_67 Posted March 13, 2005 Author Share Posted March 13, 2005 Get her drunk and have sex with her,take polaroids and send them to him. that should do it. wont work. Im already married, and she is so ugly, I just could never do that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted March 13, 2005 Share Posted March 13, 2005 wont work. Im already married, and she is so ugly, I just could never do that. In other words she wouldn't do you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spjets Posted March 13, 2005 Share Posted March 13, 2005 In other words she wouldn't do you. she even thinks the PT CRUISER IS TOO GAY... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brenjetsfan Posted March 13, 2005 Share Posted March 13, 2005 so are u saying she is a butter face?? everything is nice BUT HER FACE, GAMEFACE? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted March 13, 2005 Share Posted March 13, 2005 so are u saying she is a butter face?? everything is nice BUT HER FACE, GAMEFACE? Sweetheart that's what god made Beer Goggles for :wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted March 13, 2005 Share Posted March 13, 2005 Tell the truth, J - she laughed at either the car or the skipper hat, didn't she? Both? Heartless bitch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted March 13, 2005 Share Posted March 13, 2005 gameface....make it look like an accident, if you know what I mean. :wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bergen Jet Posted March 13, 2005 Share Posted March 13, 2005 Hey Jon, you already have my offer. If you don't accept it I still wish you luck. Can't have a Chowd! moving into your family. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted March 13, 2005 Share Posted March 13, 2005 Beat her over the head with a frozen squirrel, while dressed as Reinhard Heydrich. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
l_j_r Posted March 14, 2005 Share Posted March 14, 2005 Beat her over the head with a frozen squirrel, while dressed as Reinhard Heydrich. ... you're one sick bastage ... gotta say ... after i got done laughing i had to google who the heck you were dressing up as... Between 1933 and 1934, Heydrich was in charge of the unification of the political police. In 1936, he was made chief of the Sicherheitspolizei ("Security Police") and the Sicherheitsdienst for the whole German Reich. Three years later, Heydrich took charge of the "Reichssicherheitshauptamt" (RSHA, Department of Security), which linked the department of security (secret security police and criminal police) and the NSDAP- department of security, after Himmler's orders to this effect. The RSHA was responsible for all official and secret police and security departments in Germany. l_j_r Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PETROCK Posted March 14, 2005 Share Posted March 14, 2005 Get her drunk and have sex with her,take polaroids and send them to him. Dam bro...I was gonna say the same thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatsFanTX Posted March 14, 2005 Share Posted March 14, 2005 I just got home from dinner at my parents house. My newly divorced brother was there with his new GF. For starters she is in Dire Need of an Extreme Makeover. It gets even worse than the fact that she is ugly. She is a Damn Chowd!!!!! He is hinting that he wants to get re-married. I cannot in good concience welcome a Chowd into the family Look at the bright side 67. At least you will have someone in the family that has tasted a Super Bowl victory after man walked on the moon. :wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garb Posted March 14, 2005 Share Posted March 14, 2005 Your family tree may improve afterall. Enjoy the wedding, Corky! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeanPatsFan Posted March 14, 2005 Share Posted March 14, 2005 Look on the bright side. The collective IQ of the family just went up by at least 25 points.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted March 14, 2005 Share Posted March 14, 2005 ... you're one sick bastage ... gotta say ... after i got done laughing i had to google who the heck you were dressing up as... l_j_r Hey, it would make her want to run away from Gameface as fast as she could, and never, ever come back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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