*******Official Game-Thread. The NY Jets @ The Carolina Panthers*******

[BroadwayJoe12]

I hate all of you for not starting this. But most especially T0m. He somehow must shoulder the blame for this. 

 

 

Go Jets. (7 is my lucky number for Mickey Mantle. Figured I'd try something with the asterisks.)

[BroadwayJoe12]

Slapdick mods and captain we have going. 1:14 and no one started a game-thread!? 

[Smashmouth]

Well Broadway can you live up to the high standards I set last week vs the Raiders . I hope not , Im looking for draft slots not wins

[BroadwayJoe12]

Well Broadway can you live up to the high standards I set last week vs the Raiders . I hope not , Im looking for draft slots not wins

 

Too long have I sat back, idly watching everyone else do their part. I figured it's about time I put my poor-luck to use.

[BroadwayJoe12]

Carolina added Charles Johnson to the injury report with an illness yesterday (Saturday): if he were to miss the game or even play at a reduced intensity, that would be a huge win for us. A big part of their defense is putting pressure on the opposing QBs with only four rushers and they rush 5 or more a league low at 26%. Without Johnson, you saw what their dline looked like against the Patriots, not nearly as dynamic. While Hardy is still solid, he can't do it on his own. Rookies Star and Kawann Short are very good NTs, but they offer little in penetration and rushing the QB.  We've seen what Geno can do when given time to set his feet and drive off that front foot, hopefully Good Geno shows up today.  

[BroadwayJoe12]

Normally I'd make a victory prediction with some sort of stipulation that we'd win IF we turned the ball over once or less. But F*CK it. Maybe it's the Red Bulls and zero sleep talking, but I'm gonna say that the Oline negates a Charles Johnsenless line and the Good Geno shows up on the road, takes care of the football and the Jets eak out a close one in the 4th quarter, 24-23.  

[stoicsentry]

Let's go Jets!!!!!!!

[SenorGato]

The Geno has done well enough against the NFC South this year, so there might be that. 

Edited December 15, 2013 by SenorGato

[New York Mick]

I'm just hoping the ******* game is watchable, some of them have been so ******* bad I left.

[artemusclyde]

We're going to get slaughtered.

[T0mShane]

If the Jets lose out, they could potentially get to the 10th pick, assuming the Giants and Steelers keep playing hard. If the Jets don't collapselolololololololol they could find themselves at 18 (they'd need the Packers, Bears, Dolphins, and Chargers to suck the rest of the way). Most likely scenario is they jump up to 13, past the Steelers. GO JETS

[T0mShane]

Pretty sure BroadwayJoe12's negative vibes will cause us to lose by 40 today, btw.

[neckdemon]

Pretty sure BroadwayJoe12's negative vibes will cause us to lose by 40 today, btw.

 

 

nah.....just geno smith

[T0mShane]

I was on Amazon.com looking for some Christmas presents. I like to read the user reviews. I clicked on a Cuisinart food processor for my sister. It looked good until I saw the user review from "neckdemon" that said, "This blender sucks like Geno Smith." What a small world!! Then I clicked on a box set of Tarantino films. I LOVE Tarantino, so I was excited...until I read a review from "neckdemon" that said, "all these movies suck like Geno Smith!" I was stunned, but curious, so I kept clicking on other products--Amazon has over two million items!--but wouldn't you know it: "neckdemon" commented on every product using a Geno Smith slam! "This water filter sucks like Geno Smith!" "The XBOX One sucks like Geno Smith!" "These earrings suck like Geno Smith!" I mean, it was incredible! The perseverance!

[CM28]

I was on Amazon.com looking for some Christmas presents. I like to read the user reviews. I clicked on a Cuisinart food processor for my sister. It looked good until I saw the user review from "neckdemon" that said, "This blender sucks like Geno Smith." What a small world!! Then I clicked on a box set of Tarantino films. I LOVE Tarantino, so I was excited...until I read a review from "neckdemon" that said, "all these movies suck like Geno Smith!" I was stunned, but curious, so I kept clicking on other products--Amazon has over two million items!--but wouldn't you know it: "neckdemon" commented on every product using a Geno Smith slam! "This water filter sucks like Geno Smith!" "The XBOX One sucks like Geno Smith!" "These earrings suck like Geno Smith!" I mean, it was incredible! The perseverance!

Hahaha!!!

Go with Bosch, they are without a doubt the best.

Oh, we will be crushed today..

[Thor99]

I'm sitting in my hotel room in Charlotte wondering why in the world I spent all this money on an abortion of a team.

[T0mShane]

I'm sitting in my hotel room in Charlotte wondering why in the world I spent all this money on an abortion of a team.

Look at the bright side.

[Thor99]

Look at the bright side.

I'm trying to find one. Coming up blank.

[T0mShane]

I'm trying to find one. Coming up blank.

Yeah, I have nothing.

[Thor99]

Yeah, I have nothing.

Just had a free waffle, so that was nice.

[T0mShane]

Just had a free waffle, so that was nice.

Did you have to make it yourself?

[Kleckineau]

I'm trying to find one. Coming up blank.

There's this........

A few sprinkles possible early. Some clouds this morning will give way to generally sunny skies for the afternoon. High 51F. 

[Larz]

remember folks, every win is a loss

[Thor99]

Did you have to make it yourself?

Of course. This is Charlotte, think there are any decent hotels around here?

[Thor99]

There's this........

A few sprinkles possible early. Some clouds this morning will give way to generally sunny skies for the afternoon. High 51F.

Awesome. Had to take the wife to Ikea yesterday and spend my Christmas bonus.

[Kleckineau]

Awesome. Had to take the wife to Ikea yesterday and spend my Christmas bonus.

Thats a tough one to put any kind of positive spin on. Wait a second.................

Hey did ya get the swedish meatballs!!

[T0mShane]

Of course. This is Charlotte, think there are any decent hotels around here?

I always have an anxiety attack at the waffle press. People watching me. Trying to decide how much batter. Do I flip it now or wait? Is it burning?

[ZachEY]

I'm sitting in my hotel room in Charlotte wondering why in the world I spent all this money on an abortion of a team.

I'm sitting in the 6th row, jets sideline, around midfield. So, if anyone's interested, I imagine those seats will be available by the half.

[Thor99]

I'm sitting in the 6th row, jets sideline, around midfield. So, if anyone's interested, I imagine those seats will be available by the half.

I got third row on the visitors tunnel, I'm afraid I'll get murdered by Santonio.

[Thor99]

Thats a tough one to put any kind of positive spin on. Wait a second.................

Hey did ya get the swedish meatballs!!

Spend enough and you eat for free!!

[Thor99]

I always have an anxiety attack at the waffle press. People watching me. Trying to decide how much batter. Do I flip it now or wait? Is it burning?

This one had a timer, state of the art.

[FloridaJetsFan]

I was on Amazon.com looking for some Christmas presents. I like to read the user reviews. I clicked on a Cuisinart food processor for my sister. It looked good until I saw the user review from "neckdemon" that said, "This blender sucks like Geno Smith." What a small world!! Then I clicked on a box set of Tarantino films. I LOVE Tarantino, so I was excited...until I read a review from "neckdemon" that said, "all these movies suck like Geno Smith!" I was stunned, but curious, so I kept clicking on other products--Amazon has over two million items!--but wouldn't you know it: "neckdemon" commented on every product using a Geno Smith slam! "This water filter sucks like Geno Smith!" "The XBOX One sucks like Geno Smith!" "These earrings suck like Geno Smith!" I mean, it was incredible! The perseverance!

Clearly, neckdemon is the smartest poster on Amazon.

[Larz]

so who do we want in Miami / NE ? 

 

I hate both teams

 

I don't want Miami getting the WC

I don't want NE getting the #1 seed

 

 

hmmmmmm

[joewilly12]

Jets win today see you guys after the game!

[T0mShane]

so who do we want in Miami / NE ?

I hate both teams

I don't want Miami getting the WC

I don't want NE getting the #1 seed

hmmmmmm

You want Miami to keep winning. They have seven wins, we have six. The last game of the season could be to see who gets the higher draft pick.