ZachEY Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 I'm much happier being in a stable relationship with someone who challenges me on an intellectual level and doesn't just submit to every sexual whim I can conjure up... This sounds a lot like you're talking about CTM. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZachEY Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 One thing I will say in Rochester's favor is that my friend owns a home there which cost him a few grand more than two years rent for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 This sounds a lot like you're talking about CTM. CTM didn't engage in sexual relations the last 5 1/2 years of his former marriage. It was all internet peep shows and discreet purchases of swank magazine from the local bodega. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SenorGato Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 I'm pretty sure every GM in the league has an opinion on a few guys that can step in to replace their current head coach. I know it's impossible to conceive that there are a group of men currently working in football who will eventually be really good head coaches. Yet again, you view the league like you're playing Madden Franchise Mode. Yeah, exactly why your two steps is dumb. The question is "does *Coach Blank* make the Jets better than Rex Ryan does from the pool of names I, new GM given a holdover HC to evaluate, have compiled?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dbatesman Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 I'm much happier being in a stable relationship with someone who challenges me on an intellectual level So you're saying she's a toaster oven? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 So you're saying she's a toaster oven? popcorn maker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lizard King Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 I don't take any if this serious , football is entertainment to me. But you are alone in your liking my posts, I have spent the past two days reading threats of being banned. Shrugs again, but thanks. Plenty of people make arguments here without facts, that won't get you banned. If anything, my guess would be on account of you being a petulant douche. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 Ever been to the Classy Cat? (of course you have). Went there one night until out onto the stage walked the girl who served me ice cream hours earlier at the ben and jerry's on campus. Ruined both for me in one awkward moment. Really? discovering a normal girl that you've noticed before is a stripper is freaken awesome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewillie78 Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 So you're saying she's a toaster oven? Sorry Pac, but that was funny. Coors lite all over the keyboard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewillie78 Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 Plenty of people make arguments here without facts, that won't get you banned. If anything, my guess would be on account of you being a petulant douche. Uh, you just ruined my whole time-space continuim. I thought sure everything I read on this forum was fact. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 Sorry Pac, but that was funny. Coors lite all over the keyboard. I laughed... sheeet if I took myself seriously I'd use proper punctuation and stuff. but as a side note Dbutt kind of weirds me out. he strikes me as the kind of guy who has a real doll that he has in depth conversations with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lizard King Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 Really? discovering a normal girl that you've noticed before is a stripper is freaken awesome Yup when this freshman got her t!ts done and we all knew why. It was great. COLLEGE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dbatesman Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 I laughed... sheeet if I took myself seriously I'd use proper punctuation and stuff. but as a side note Dbutt kind of weirds me out. he strikes me as the kind of guy who has a real doll that he has in depth conversations with. It's not weird if the doll talks back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewillie78 Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 I laughed... sheeet if I took myself seriously I'd use proper punctuation and stuff. but as a side note Dbutt kind of weirds me out. he strikes me as the kind of guy who has a real doll that he has in depth conversations with. I have to admit that I dont get all his humor, but when I do, I laugh till I cry. He's unique to say the least. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacked4JetsFB Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 Plenty of people make arguments here without facts, that won't get you banned. If anything, my guess would be on account of you being a petulant douche. Note to self: If you don't like Rex, you are a petulant douche. Got it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 Note to self: If you don't like Rex, you are a petulant douche. Got it Bro chill on the rex talk. What's the fattest chick you ever banged? Bet jif has you beat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacked4JetsFB Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 Bro chill on the rex talk. What's the fattest chick you ever banged? Bet jif has you beat. Lol! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sourceworx Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 I lived in Rochester for two years. Pretty sure it's where depression was invented. Rochester has nothing on Dayton, Ohio. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewillie78 Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 Note to self: If you don't like Rex, you are a petulant douche. Got it Wow, does that mean that if Idzik fires REX that he's a "petulant douche"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZachEY Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 Really? discovering a normal girl that you've noticed before is a stripper is freaken awesome Not when she's responsible for handling your Cherry Garcia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZachEY Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 CTM didn't engage in sexual relations the last 5 1/2 years of his former marriage. It was all internet peep shows and discreet purchases of swank magazine from the local bodega. Obviously I meant your relationship with CTM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 Note to self: If you don't like Rex, you are a petulant douche. Got it Bro chill on the rex talk. What's the fattest chick you ever banged? Bet jif has you beat. I like were this is going. Away from Rex and towards JiF banging teh fatties. Do we have another "Big Game" hunter in our midst? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacked4JetsFB Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 I like were this is going. Away from Rex and towards JiF banging teh fatties. Do we have another "Big Game" hunter in our midst? LOL, nah, I am more into the Victoria Secret type. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 LOL, nah, I am more into the Victoria Secret type. Come on man live a little. Pretty sure JiF told me she has a sister. Just say the word., Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faba Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 Glad i did not have breakfest this morning ugh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacked4JetsFB Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 Come on man live a little. Pretty sure JiF told me she has a sister. Just say the word., Im not sure I would even know where to put it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 Im not sure I would even know where to put it? That's the beauty of it. Choices!!! She has more than 57 spots of adequate friction. Like a freaking sexual smorgasbord. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MexiRoll6 Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 "Hey Rex," asked a reporter. "Are you disgruntled about the front office possibly looking at your replacement?" To which Rex replied, "Nah, I'm gruntled. I'm good. Now let's go get a f-ing snack." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacked4JetsFB Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 That's the beauty of it. Choices!!! She has more than 57 spots of adequate friction. Like a freaking sexual smorgasbord. LOL!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewillie78 Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 "Hey Rex," asked a reporter. "Are you disgruntled about the front office possibly looking at your replacement?" To which Rex replied, "Nah, I'm gruntled. I'm good. Now let's go get a f-ing snack." Ask him again next Monday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 Not when she's responsible for handling your Cherry Garcia. And now... you have herpes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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