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Things the 2005 NFL Season Taught Me....


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Larry Johnson is a complete animal.

Santana Moss is a good Wr.

Herman Edwards is the Anti-Christ.

Archie Manning's Sperm is worth like $32 mil a pop.

Anquan Boldin & Larry fitzgerald are the next GREAT WR duo in the NFl.

Vinny INT was better off eating Hungry Man dinners on his sofa.

The whole is only as good as the sum of its parts. The 2005 NY Jets had a bunch of sh*tty parts.

Nobody is held accountable here in Ny. If you are offered a job by the NYJ. Take it and run! show up when you want and blame others come review time. Works for herm ,it can work for you too!

The NFl season can be a long,cruel joke. Pray to god you don't become the punchline.

Maxman , Gob & myself have a total combined wieght of about 750 pounds. That's a lot of manboob!

Woody Johnson aka Richie Rich isn't a man of his word and is pretty much running this team right into the ground,or New Jersey. Same difference.

Gun of Bavaria married up. lucky bastard must have money.

There will be 7 or 8 owners who are smart enough to fire their underachieving Head coaches and Gm's....We won't be one of them.

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- Favre should have retired last year

Let's hope he does this year.

Yesterday was quite painful listening to all these

d!ckheads verbally kiss his butt all through the Seattle game.

I'll just say this.

Hey Brett, you were great.

Time to go.

See ya'.

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that I am pretty much a dumbass when it comes to predicting what our record will be-I'm a guy who was looking at a SB ring in September-once bitten twice shy baby-next year if we get to.500 I'll be shocked-especially if Herm and Bradway are still here

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The Jets sucked because they suck as a team and not because of injuries(see KC game with no injuries).

PennyBoy will NEVER play a full regular season in the NFL.

Mawae is vastly over rated and playing on his prior reputation.

As years go by, the DFat blunder is looking worse and worse.

If the Jets DLine can't keep blockers off Vilma, he will never make the Pro Bowl.

If the Jets don't immediately address the OL, they will suck for the next 5 years.

Hermy remaining as HC is the best thing Pats fans can hope for. :wink:

Ty Law had a very good year for the Jets.

Nugent has a noodle leg.

Donnie Henderson is more hype then substance.

The Jets offense under Dinger is by far the most vanilla in the NFL.

Justin Miller should have been the starting CB from the beginning of the season.

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Smizz,

Name one thing that I said that you disagee with. :wink:

If the Jets DLine can't keep blockers off Vilma, he will never make the Pro Bowl.

He is a 1st alternate this yr. A lot of people would argue he should have made the 1st team. This is while our Dline was a mess all yr. any improvement whatsoever to that Dline and he is going to shine.

I can understand bashing the Jets failed 1st rd picks(there are a bunch) but pointing to Vilma and mocking his play is nonsense.In his 2 season he has played better than anyone thought he would. He is better than you give he credit for.

Why? because this would be admitting the Jets made a good pick.

Tell me Im wrong.

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He is a 1st alternate this yr. A lot of people would argue he should have made the 1st team. This is while our Dline was a mess all yr. any improvement whatsoever to that Dline and he is going to shine.

I can understand bashing the Jets failed 1st rd picks(there are a bunch) but pointing to Vilma and mocking his play is nonsense.In his 2 season he has played better than anyone thought he would. He is better than you give he credit for.

Why? because this would be admitting the Jets made a good pick.

Tell me Im wrong.

That's it?

Are you kidding me?

Let's get one thing perfectly clear before we move on.

Vilma is a very good football player (I'd love to have the guy on the Pats) and I have said that from day one.

My point (which you completely missed :shock: ) is this guy can be an animal if DFat (fat chance, no pun intended) and his DLine coherts can keep blockers off of him.

His lateral speed is phenominal and he can make plays.

Nothing more, nothing less.

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-Abraham is only healthy in the years we suck

-Shaun Ellis is Over-Rated

-DeWayne Roberston needs a big DT next to him to succeed

-Vilma is a complete beast for years to come, no sophmore slump proved it to me

-Ty Law was a great signing, too bad we sucked and now must let him go

-Bollinger can be a #2 for this franchise

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~vilma is amazing

~lyrics are pertinent to football

~nuge needs to work on his kickoffs

~patsies fans from tx are still annoying

~dinger's offense isnt as exciting as i thought it would be

~i need to work on my advice...uhhh ...never mind.

~football is played with the ball with the pointy sides.

~they shouldn't have let ricky ray go.

~you can get great tixs cheap when the team sucks!

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This season has taught me to be even more grateful for being a Pats fan. I could have it real bad....I could be a Jets fan. That mere thought provokes nausea....ooooophh....'gotta lay down, I'm feeling funky......I may........throw...... :puke:

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