joebabyny Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 But...you do understand the appeal of owning a woman that likes to ****, right? Yeah, but it is like buying all types of useless $hit. Take a car for example, why buy a car that will get slower, start spewing noxious fumes, break down, faded finish, sagging flat tires etc, and make you envious of newer, faster, sexier cars and cost 50-70,000. I can hop in a nice new zipcar whenever I have the need, and don't even have to pay for the gas or mileage, that gets left to someone else to maintain, just pay buy the hour for how much I actually want to use it for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joebabyny Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 Not really. SAR can go **** himself and DIAF. ARod and Bit tho, they were friends for a long time, good posters of the highest order, one who left JI a while back, and one who sadly my relations with fell apart, much by my own doing. If either will be here, I'd like to get along again. if that's Gay, sign me up for a ball gag and some anal lube I suppose. He fits in with the culture here already!!! I can already hear max zipping into his gimp costume after reading this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lizard King Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 I've never understood the appeal of having children. Given that this is a jets board, I won't attempt to describe the concept of "joy". However, my first does happen to be due in November Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lizard King Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 But...you do understand the appeal of owning a woman that likes to ****, right? Only in retrospect. It takes an open mind to keep things interesting, no? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sperm Edwards Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 HEY now I've always wanted to ask: how do you sit with his screen name? He's piggybacking on cumar's legendary "integrity". On a Jets board. I'll take my answer over the air; thanks for taking my call. I think it's accurate. Both totally self-absorbed, neither does anything particularly well, but they make up for that with tremendous volume year after year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RutgersJetFan Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 Yeah, but it is like buying all types of useless $hit. Take a car for example, why buy a car that will get slower, start spewing noxious fumes, break down, faded finish, sagging flat tires etc, and make you envious of newer, faster, sexier cars and cost 50-70,000. I can hop in a nice new zipcar whenever I have the need, and don't even have to pay for the gas or mileage, that gets left to someone else to maintain, just pay buy the hour for how much I actually want to use it for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAR I Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 why buy a car that will get slower, start spewing noxious fumes, break down, faded finish, sagging flat tires etc, and make you envious of newer, faster, sexier cars and cost 50-70,000. SAR I Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Dee Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 Oh a picture of a BMW. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeC36 Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 SAR I JoeC36 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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SAR I Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 JoeC36 Please, I have children who walk by my notebook. SAR I Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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JoeC36 Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 Please, I have children who walk by my notebook. SAR I Good. let them look at a real vehicle, not that matchbox car that you drive around Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAR I Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 Oh a picture of a BMW. Not just any BMW. The BMW. That's a $60,000 4 Series Convertible, my next ride once the lease is up. Be happy for me. SAR I Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAR I Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 Good. let them look at a real vehicle, not that matchbox car that you drive around They see Dodge pickup trucks all day long; every landscaper and pool cleaner in Bergen County drives one. SAR I Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Mike Dee Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 Not just any BMW. The BMW. That's a $60,000 4 Series Convertible, my next ride once the lease is up. Be happy for me. SAR I Thrilled. Can you load pictures from a USB onto the radio screen? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BP Posted September 5, 2014 Author Share Posted September 5, 2014 JoeC36 I hope you have deep pockets for fuel. that thing is a gas eating machine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeC36 Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 They see Dodge pickup trucks all day long; every landscaper and pool cleaner in Bergen County drives one. SAR I They see 17-year-old girls driving BMWs all day as well, what's your point? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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SAR I Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 Thrilled. Can you load pictures from a USB onto the radio screen? Probably, but it would obscure the navigation with realtime traffic and split-screen witih album art. SAR I Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeC36 Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 I hope you have deep pockets for fuel. that thing is a gas eating machine it's hell. I spend close to $500 a month on gas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Dee Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 Probably, but it would obscure the navigation with realtime traffic and split-screen witih album art. SAR I Very impressive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAR I Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 They see 17-year-old girls driving BMWs all day as well, what's your point? Used ones for $7,000 absolutely, I'm looking for one for my son actually. My point is that there is nothing special or aspirational about a Dodge pickup truck. SAR I Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sourceworx Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 Not just any BMW. The BMW. That's a $60,000 4 Series Convertible, my next ride once the lease is up. Be happy for me. SAR I Meh. An overpriced, overrated piece of sh*t. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeC36 Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 Used ones for $7,000 absolutely, I'm looking for one for my son actually. My point is that there is nothing special or aspirational about a Dodge pickup truck. SAR I You're right. I've been living my life all wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Dee Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 Can you play this movie in the entertainment system? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAR I Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 it's hell. I spend close to $500 a month on gas. Ouch. That could buy you 5/6th's of that BMW convertible right there. SAR I Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAR I Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 Can you play this movie in the entertainment system? If I go to some shady The Fast And The Furious type mod shop and get the iDrive system coded, yup. SAR I Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeC36 Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 Ouch. That could buy you 5/6th's of that BMW convertible right there. SAR I I dont want your BMW. I'm quite happy with my truck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Dee Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 If I go to some shady The Fast And The Furious type mod shop and get the iDrive system coded, yup. SAR I Maybe the guy in the picture could hook you up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAR I Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 Meh. An overpriced, overrated piece of sh*t. ...or, a best-in-class luxury car with sporty tendencies that makes people so jealous they spew cliches when they see one. SAR I Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bx Jet Fan Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 Not just any BMW. The BMW. That's a $60,000 4 Series Convertible, my next ride once the lease is up. Be happy for me. SAR I Thanks. Now I know which one to drop a load in when I go to Green Lot. I don't even think the alarm will go off when the canvas is cut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 SAR I Judging from this thread I take it this is you and all your pals going for a drive? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAR I Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 I dont want your BMW. I'm quite happy with my truck. Nothing more important than a happy trucker. Kidding aside, how many miles a month do you put on it to require $500 in fuel? Do you use it for commutation? SAR I Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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