sourceworx Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 ...or, a best-in-class luxury car with sporty tendencies that makes people so jealous they spew cliches when they see one. SAR I Only thing I'm jealous of is the commission the salesman makes off of your gullibility. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 Probably, but it would obscure the navigation with realtime traffic and split-screen witih album art. SAR I Where do you store your Cialis? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAR I Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 Thanks. Now I know which one to drop a load in when I go to Green Lot. I don't even think the alarm will go off when the canvas is cut. ....and on the seventh day the Lord declared that it shall be a hardtop to prevent such attrocities committed by the less fortunate. SAR I Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeC36 Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 Nothing more important than a happy trucker. Kidding aside, how many miles a month do you put on it to require $500 in fuel? Do you use it for commutation? SAR I I get approximately 10 miles per gallon. it costs between 65 and 70 per fill up on my 25 gallon tank. i average about 40 gallons a week. So idk what that works out to. but it doesnt leave me a lot of disposable income. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bx Jet Fan Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 I threw you a green rep for that. Now bark like a seal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAR I Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 I get approximately 10 miles per gallon. it costs between 65 and 70 per fill up on my 25 gallon tank. i average about 40 gallons a week. So idk what that works out to. but it doesnt leave me a lot of disposable income. I'm assuming you need this vehicle desperately for work-related purposes, yes? So it's expensive but it ultimately pays the bills, yes? SAR I Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeC36 Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 I'm assuming you need this vehicle desperately for work-related purposes, yes? So it's expensive but it ultimately pays the bills, yes? SAR I Correct. I will be upgrading in the spring after the football season Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAR I Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 Correct. I will be upgrading in the spring after the football season Gotcha. I don't know much about trucks but I'm assuming there are fuel-efficient hybrids that can help significantly, yes? SAR I Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeC36 Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 Gotcha. I don't know much about trucks but I'm assuming there are fuel-efficient hybrids that can help significantly, yes? SAR I I misunderstood your last question. I don't need the truck for my current job, but did for my previous one. I cannot currently afford to purchase a new vehicle so I am waiting for the spring to get something more efficient. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JOJOTOWNSELL Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 what is this guy really like in real, non-internet life? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peebag Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 what is this guy really like in real, non-internet life? This is a fake persona of a former JI poster - dude or dudette is not really get the gist of the real SAR E. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Dee Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 This is a fake persona of a former JI poster - dude or dudette is not really get the gist of the real SAR E. Being portrayed by who..? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAR I Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 I misunderstood your last question. I don't need the truck for my current job, but did for my previous one. I cannot currently afford to purchase a new vehicle so I am waiting for the spring to get something more efficient. Understood. I thought that with that much fuel expense you were using it as a business so it wouldn't be so painful to deal with. They do some amazing things with high compression turbo'd engines these days. My BMW is a 4 cylinder but makes more HP and torque than the prior generations 6 cylinder and the gas mileage is terrific (I commute 70 miles roundtrip each day). No compromise in performance, just better fuel economy. SAR I Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peebag Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 Being portrayed by who..? Who knows....someone who's bored. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hitman Harris Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 what is this guy really like in real, non-internet life? Total pussy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gun Of Bavaria Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 Understood. I thought that with that much fuel expense you were using it as a business so it wouldn't be so painful to deal with. They do some amazing things with high compression turbo'd engines these days. My BMW is a 4 cylinder but makes more HP and torque than the prior generations 6 cylinder and the gas mileage is terrific (I commute 70 miles roundtrip each day). No compromise in performance, just better fuel economy. SAR I Is it sexier than a 2009 Ford Flex with a booster seat in the back & 102,000+ miles? I don't think so. Move along. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
detectivekimble Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 SAR I The new 3 series/4 series is eh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WestCoastOffensive Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 Only in retrospect. It takes an open mind to keep things interesting, no? Yes...yes...I agree. Hey - how open does your mind become, in the Himalayas? "Johnny Mitchell open? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WestCoastOffensive Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 I think it's accurate. Both totally self-absorbed, neither does anything particularly well, but they make up for that with tremendous volume year after year. I knew you were the man to sort out this conundrumum. I want to buy all your DVD/workbooks that instruct on how to live with greater, aspirational, aspirations. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WestCoastOffensive Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 Yeah, but it is like buying all types of useless $hit. Take a car for example, why buy a car that will get slower, start spewing noxious fumes, break down, faded finish, sagging flat tires etc, and make you envious of newer, faster, sexier cars and cost 50-70,000. I can hop in a nice new zipcar whenever I have the need, and don't even have to pay for the gas or mileage, that gets left to someone else to maintain, just pay buy the hour for how much I actually want to use it for. Now you're starting to sound like SAR. TunaCanProd still going? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sperm Edwards Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 I knew you were the man to sort out this conundrumum. I want to buy all your DVD/workbooks that instruct on how to live with greater, aspirational, aspirations. Sure, but DVDs? Tell you what, I'll just write every thought out myself and you can read it all. You're not doing anything for the next 17 years, right? It may take a person that long...to get through the first few chapters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sperm Edwards Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 Is it sexier than a 2009 Ford Flex with a booster seat in the back & 102,000+ miles? I don't think so. Move along. Certainly doesn't compare to a Mustang with the slow engine. Automatic at that. Puts the ex in sexy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatriotReign37 Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 ....and on the seventh day the Lord declared that it shall be a hardtop to prevent such attrocities committed by the less fortunate. SAR I Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joebabyny Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 Now you're starting to sound like SAR. TunaCanProd still going? lol, i know not of what you speak Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heymangold Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 SAR, only women drive convertibles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sourceworx Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 Certainly doesn't compare to a Mustang with the slow engine. Automatic at that. Puts the ex in sexy. Also known as a Disgustang. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lizard King Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 Yes...yes...I agree. Hey - how open does your mind become, in the Himalayas? "Johnny Mitchell open? Profound question. Will ponder and advise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sperm Edwards Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 Also known as a Disgustang. It certainly is. Just get a Camry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 Not just any BMW. The BMW. That's a $60,000 4 Series Convertible, my next ride once the lease is up. Be happy for me. SAR I LOL you have to lease your cars? Leases are for people that can't afford monthly payments. I pay cash for my cars. Always have. Chump. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 SAR, only women drive convertibles. Women, and blue pill taking fun boys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 Judging from this thread I take it this is you and all your pals going for a drive? LOL was going to say, for a guy that talks about HIS car so much, he only show brochure pics. On my phone too, or I'd post the zoolander jeep animated gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faba Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 PT Cruiser is the way to go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GandWFan Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 The more things change, the more they stay the same.... This is great... now SAR has a whole new audience for his SAR-RY schtic. It's like deja-vu all over again. LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAR I Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 LOL you have to lease your cars? Leases are for people that can't afford monthly payments. I pay cash for my cars. Always have. Chump. It's not 1995 any more, chief. Leasing BMW's perpetually is more expensive than paying cash, and if you're really smart (raises hand) you take the $50,000 and give it to your investment banker who can let that money make money for you and that payback trumps the cash buy in a big way if the $50 a month means that much to you. You don't invest in a depreciating asset and very few things depreciate faster than a car. I wouldn't brag about paying cash for cars if I were you. SAR I Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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