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It's Days Like This That Make The PSL's So Worth It


SAR I

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I park my BMW in the Green Club lot, nowhere near the Ford-driving burping farting throng who piss on cars in their drunken Lynyrd Skynyrd fueled stupors.

 

It is not my fault that the Jets set up a caste system at MetLife, I didn't ask them for the Rich Man Poor Man seating arrangements.  That said, I spent a decade in Giants Stadium getting burped on, farted on, cursed on, and distracted by a bunch of blue-collar drunken louts who got up/down/up/down all game getting beers and pissing them out, the sound of their brown paper bag lunches crunching in my ears.  Today, I sit next to respectible people who realize that attending live NFL games is a rich-man's hobby and don't treat our beautiful new stadium like a dirtbags sports bar.

 

SAR I

Well done!

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Many years ago while at Ft. Bragg....

 

Ugh, my other major pet peeve.

 

How many years are we going to be forced to stand up and cheer for military personnel at Jets games?  We appreciate the military, great job protecting us and all, but do we really need to have these moments of recognition every quarter?  I just went eight months without having to clap for anyone in uniform, this Sunday I'm going to have to do it four times, its as bad as the helmet races and the PC Richards whistle.

 

SAR I

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Ugh, my other major pet peeve.

 

How many years are we going to be forced to stand up and cheer for military personnel at Jets games?  We appreciate the military, great job protecting us and all, but do we really need to have these moments of recognition every quarter?  I just went eight months without having to clap for anyone in uniform, this Sunday I'm going to have to do it four times, its as bad as the helmet races and the PC Richards whistle.

 

SAR I

Where is Teh Falcon when we need him?

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It was him alright a recording that called everyone who has season tickets. You are gullible no wonder you own a BMW.

 

 

Let me get this straight:

 

You believe that the Jets would go through all the trouble of making a recording of Rex Ryan with some canned speech instead of calling us all individually?

 

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Of what?  Everyone got the phone call. Im not jealous of you that's for sure a BMW is a car that a guy buys to make up for something he doesn't have.

 

No, I bought the car because I could afford it and I liked it.

 

Your perception that it is a status symbol is what makes it a status symbol.  It's very cool that you provide that service.

 

SAR I

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Let me get this straight:

 

You believe that the Jets would go through all the trouble of making a recording of Rex Ryan with some canned speech instead of calling us all individually?

 

SAR I

Of course anything for PSL owners make sure you wear your argyle scarf this Sunday. If you need an extra let me know.

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No, I bought the car because I could afford it and I liked it.

 

Your perception that it is a status symbol is what makes it a status symbol.  It's very cool that you provide that service.

 

SAR I

Status symbol?  I think they are pieces of sh*t every spoiled high school girl drives one in my town.

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SAR is so right.

 

Nothing shines my monacle more than the prospect of jumping in my leased BMW to eat scones and watch the Negros give themselves concussions while the great unwashed have to peer past my throne to watch the sporting match.

 

Preach it, brother RNE.

 

I just returned from a 10-day holiday in Rome and whilst touring the Colliseum I thought the exact same thing. 

 

SAR I

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Of course anything for PSL owners make sure you wear your argyle scarf this Sunday. If you need an extra let me know.

 

We pay the bills so you can sit in your mom's basement eating pretzels with your facepaint and your porn.

 

Nice for you to show the love.

 

SAR I

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Status symbol?  I think they are pieces of sh*t every spoiled high school girl drives one in my town.

 

Clearly you took Art Of The Cliche this year at sleepaway camp.

 

Please post the pics of every spoiled high school girl in your town driving a brand new $50,000 BMW.  Your mom's cleaning girl too, because that's surely the next barb coming over your molars.

 

If you could afford one, methinks you wouldn't be referring to them in such a derogatory manner.

 

SAR I

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Clearly you took Art Of The Cliche this year at sleepaway camp.

 

Please post the pics of every spoiled high school girl in your town driving a brand new $50,000 BMW.  Your mom's cleaning girl too, because that's surely the next barb coming over your molars.

 

If you could afford one, methinks you wouldn't be referring to them in such a derogatory manner.

 

SAR I

Mom jokes? Im done, Have a nice night remember you can only bring kotex in a clear bag on Sunday so don't be holding up the line.

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The wear white thing is dumb, should be green yes all season tix holders got the recorded call.

 

They've tried this before, Jets fans wear what they want to wear, this ain't Minnesota and it's not 12,000 NHL fans in handout t-shirts.

 

That said I do like the Jets wearing all-whites, not a big fan of the green pants and I do think it's a psychological advantage in warm weather.

 

SAR I

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Ugh, my other major pet peeve.

 

How many years are we going to be forced to stand up and cheer for military personnel at Jets games?  We appreciate the military, great job protecting us and all, but do we really need to have these moments of recognition every quarter?  I just went eight months without having to clap for anyone in uniform, this Sunday I'm going to have to do it four times, its as bad as the helmet races and the PC Richards whistle.

 

SAR I

 

I'M OUTRAGED!

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