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If I'm an NFL player, I'm breaking up with my girlfriend immediately.

And if I'm married, I would walk around with a go pro camera on my head and a bodyguard/witness.

You know how many of these chicks are gonna say, "if you don't do this (or buy this, or commit to this) I'm gonna call the PO-PO and youse gonna go to jail and lose your job!" She'll threaten to slam her face against the wall just to extort some loose change!!!

I would have sex with professional women only. And they would have to accept that they were on the go pro before moving on to the business end of the arrangement.

This is gonna get outta control. Players are gonna get extorted by these psycho Ho's left and right!!!

They better think ahead (which most are not very good at) or they're gonna get burned !!!!

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If I'm an NFL player, I'm breaking up with my girlfriend immediately.

And if I'm married, I would walk around with a go pro camera on my head and a bodyguard/witness.

You know how many of these chicks are gonna say, "if you don't do this (or buy this, or commit to this) I'm gonna call the PO-PO and youse gonna go to jail and lose your job!" She'll threaten to slam her face against the wall just to extort some loose change!!!

I would have sex with professional women only. And they would have to accept that they were on the go pro before moving on to the business end of the arrangement.

This is gonna get outta control. Players are gonna get extorted by these psycho Ho's left and right!!!

They better think ahead (which most are not very good at) or they're gonna get burned !!!!

 

Sadly, you're 100% correct.  Basically, don't be alone with a woman unless camera is present for these guys.  It's good to curb the violence, but there are going to be MANY women trying to take advantage of the situation.

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I thought this was an NFL issue, but I understand why the thread was move.

Sorry to whomever is in charge.

Back to the issue --- these HOs see dollar sign with these players. This is gonna get hairy...

Re Jonathan Dwyer .. He beat her cause she wouldn't put out? Is that really the story?

If it is, it kinda proves my point. There is no video- it's he said/she said at this point. Who knows what some crazy chick is capable of?

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I thought this was an NFL issue, but I understand why the thread was move.

Sorry to whomever is in charge.

Back to the issue --- these HOs see dollar sign with these players. This is gonna get hairy...

Re Jonathan Dwyer .. He beat her cause she wouldn't put out? Is that really the story?

If it is, it kinda proves my point. There is no video- it's he said/she said at this point. Who knows what some crazy chick is capable of?

 

That's the story.  The video evidence wasnt necessary because their son confirmed it and her nose was broken.

 

So, no, it doesnt prove your point  He head butted his wife and then punched her.  These guys are ******* scumbags.

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Why is the woman talking like a Dick Tracy character?

 

Hilarious.

 

Johnathan Dwyer just got arrested for heading butting and punching his wife for not having sex with him.

 

Maybe the women should carry the cameras?

 

Witty.

 

Should give up all their kids for adoption too.  as soon as these little buggers find out they can extort pops they're gonna be like "iffin you hitz me again I'm gonna call de whoop whoop and yousa gonna lose yo jobz yo"

 

Sad trombone.

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I thought this was an NFL issue, but I understand why the thread was move.

Sorry to whomever is in charge.

Back to the issue --- these HOs see dollar sign with these players. This is gonna get hairy...

Re Jonathan Dwyer .. He beat her cause she wouldn't put out? Is that really the story?

If it is, it kinda proves my point. There is no video- it's he said/she said at this point. Who knows what some crazy chick is capable of?

 

 

"these HOs see dollar sign"

 

You are hereby outlawed from talking about this subject. 

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That's the story.  The video evidence wasnt necessary because their son confirmed it and her nose was broken.

 

So, no, it doesnt prove your point  He head butted his wife and then punched her.  These guys are ******* scumbags.

 

He threw a shoe at his 17 month old kid as well, no?

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I would have sex with professional women only. And they would have to accept that they were on the go pro before moving on to the business end of the arrangement.

 

 

...and this would lead to huge uptick in the volume of amateur porn on the market.  This whole scandal might actually end up being a financial windfall for NFL players.

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None of these guys are losing a single dime. AP is getting paid and so is Greg Hardy. Its paid vacation really.

 

But yes a lot of young NFL players will be careful about who they hang with. Specially after the Greg Hardy incident. It sounds more like he said and she said. There is no valid proof yet he has still been found guilty by the female judge. That's why he is asking for a trail by jury. That should raise a lot of red flags.

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If I'm an NFL player, I'm breaking up with my girlfriend immediately.

And if I'm married, I would walk around with a go pro camera on my head and a bodyguard/witness.

You know how many of these chicks are gonna say, "if you don't do this (or buy this, or commit to this) I'm gonna call the PO-PO and youse gonna go to jail and lose your job!" She'll threaten to slam her face against the wall just to extort some loose change!!!

I would have sex with professional women only. And they would have to accept that they were on the go pro before moving on to the business end of the arrangement.

This is gonna get outta control. Players are gonna get extorted by these psycho Ho's left and right!!!

They better think ahead (which most are not very good at) or they're gonna get burned !!!!

New business idea. The HoePro camera
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If I'm an NFL player, I'm breaking up with my girlfriend immediately.

And if I'm married, I would walk around with a go pro camera on my head and a bodyguard/witness.

You know how many of these chicks are gonna say, "if you don't do this (or buy this, or commit to this) I'm gonna call the PO-PO and youse gonna go to jail and lose your job!" She'll threaten to slam her face against the wall just to extort some loose change!!!

I would have sex with professional women only. And they would have to accept that they were on the go pro before moving on to the business end of the arrangement.

This is gonna get outta control. Players are gonna get extorted by these psycho Ho's left and right!!!

They better think ahead (which most are not very good at) or they're gonna get burned !!!!

 

And the winner of the National Organization for Women's Man of the Year is...... NOT Shadetree!!! Let's hear it for NOT Shadetree everyone! 

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