Shadetree Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 If I'm an NFL player, I'm breaking up with my girlfriend immediately. And if I'm married, I would walk around with a go pro camera on my head and a bodyguard/witness. You know how many of these chicks are gonna say, "if you don't do this (or buy this, or commit to this) I'm gonna call the PO-PO and youse gonna go to jail and lose your job!" She'll threaten to slam her face against the wall just to extort some loose change!!! I would have sex with professional women only. And they would have to accept that they were on the go pro before moving on to the business end of the arrangement. This is gonna get outta control. Players are gonna get extorted by these psycho Ho's left and right!!! They better think ahead (which most are not very good at) or they're gonna get burned !!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 I would make her sign a contract showing her willingness to take a power shot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 Uhhh, wrong forum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RutgersJetFan Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 I'm gonna call the PO-PO and youse gonna go to jail and lose your job! Why is the woman talking like a Dick Tracy character? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AFJF Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 If I'm an NFL player, I'm breaking up with my girlfriend immediately. And if I'm married, I would walk around with a go pro camera on my head and a bodyguard/witness. You know how many of these chicks are gonna say, "if you don't do this (or buy this, or commit to this) I'm gonna call the PO-PO and youse gonna go to jail and lose your job!" She'll threaten to slam her face against the wall just to extort some loose change!!! I would have sex with professional women only. And they would have to accept that they were on the go pro before moving on to the business end of the arrangement. This is gonna get outta control. Players are gonna get extorted by these psycho Ho's left and right!!! They better think ahead (which most are not very good at) or they're gonna get burned !!!! Sadly, you're 100% correct. Basically, don't be alone with a woman unless camera is present for these guys. It's good to curb the violence, but there are going to be MANY women trying to take advantage of the situation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 Johnathan Dwyer just got arrested for heading butting and punching his wife for not having sex with him. Maybe the women should carry the cameras? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadetree Posted September 18, 2014 Author Share Posted September 18, 2014 I thought this was an NFL issue, but I understand why the thread was move. Sorry to whomever is in charge. Back to the issue --- these HOs see dollar sign with these players. This is gonna get hairy... Re Jonathan Dwyer .. He beat her cause she wouldn't put out? Is that really the story? If it is, it kinda proves my point. There is no video- it's he said/she said at this point. Who knows what some crazy chick is capable of? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 Should give up all their kids for adoption too. as soon as these little buggers find out they can extort pops they're gonna be like "iffin you hitz me again I'm gonna call de whoop whoop and yousa gonna lose yo jobz yo" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 I thought this was an NFL issue, but I understand why the thread was move. Sorry to whomever is in charge. Back to the issue --- these HOs see dollar sign with these players. This is gonna get hairy... Re Jonathan Dwyer .. He beat her cause she wouldn't put out? Is that really the story? If it is, it kinda proves my point. There is no video- it's he said/she said at this point. Who knows what some crazy chick is capable of? That's the story. The video evidence wasnt necessary because their son confirmed it and her nose was broken. So, no, it doesnt prove your point He head butted his wife and then punched her. These guys are ******* scumbags. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyCarl40 Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 That's the story. The video evidence wasnt necessary because their son confirmed it and her nose was broken. So, no, it doesnt prove your point He head butted his wife and then punched her. These guys are ******* scumbags. HOW DO WE KNOW THE NOSE DIDNT BREAK ITSELF!!?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 Why is the woman talking like a Dick Tracy character? Hilarious. Johnathan Dwyer just got arrested for heading butting and punching his wife for not having sex with him. Maybe the women should carry the cameras? Witty. Should give up all their kids for adoption too. as soon as these little buggers find out they can extort pops they're gonna be like "iffin you hitz me again I'm gonna call de whoop whoop and yousa gonna lose yo jobz yo" Sad trombone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 I thought this was an NFL issue, but I understand why the thread was move. Sorry to whomever is in charge. Back to the issue --- these HOs see dollar sign with these players. This is gonna get hairy... Re Jonathan Dwyer .. He beat her cause she wouldn't put out? Is that really the story? If it is, it kinda proves my point. There is no video- it's he said/she said at this point. Who knows what some crazy chick is capable of? "these HOs see dollar sign" You are hereby outlawed from talking about this subject. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 That's the story. The video evidence wasnt necessary because their son confirmed it and her nose was broken. So, no, it doesnt prove your point He head butted his wife and then punched her. These guys are ******* scumbags. He threw a shoe at his 17 month old kid as well, no? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green DNA Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 I would have sex with professional women only. And they would have to accept that they were on the go pro before moving on to the business end of the arrangement. ...and this would lead to huge uptick in the volume of amateur porn on the market. This whole scandal might actually end up being a financial windfall for NFL players. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsis Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 I'd say Adrian Peterson beat me up after six for a few grand of hush money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetsFanInDenver Posted September 19, 2014 Share Posted September 19, 2014 None of these guys are losing a single dime. AP is getting paid and so is Greg Hardy. Its paid vacation really. But yes a lot of young NFL players will be careful about who they hang with. Specially after the Greg Hardy incident. It sounds more like he said and she said. There is no valid proof yet he has still been found guilty by the female judge. That's why he is asking for a trail by jury. That should raise a lot of red flags. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jgb Posted September 19, 2014 Share Posted September 19, 2014 If I'm an NFL player, I'm breaking up with my girlfriend immediately. And if I'm married, I would walk around with a go pro camera on my head and a bodyguard/witness. You know how many of these chicks are gonna say, "if you don't do this (or buy this, or commit to this) I'm gonna call the PO-PO and youse gonna go to jail and lose your job!" She'll threaten to slam her face against the wall just to extort some loose change!!! I would have sex with professional women only. And they would have to accept that they were on the go pro before moving on to the business end of the arrangement. This is gonna get outta control. Players are gonna get extorted by these psycho Ho's left and right!!! They better think ahead (which most are not very good at) or they're gonna get burned !!!! New business idea. The HoePro camera Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peebag Posted September 19, 2014 Share Posted September 19, 2014 I would psycho girlfriend someone for 10 american dollars Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rillo Posted September 19, 2014 Share Posted September 19, 2014 Just get one went you're done playing. They are a dime a dozen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#27TheDominator Posted September 19, 2014 Share Posted September 19, 2014 I would psycho girlfriend someone for 10 american dollars A bargain at twice the price! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larz Posted September 19, 2014 Share Posted September 19, 2014 I'm sure there is one crazy bimbo out there, but all the player has to do is call NFL security and clear it up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackout Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 Johnathan Dwyer just got arrested for heading butting and punching his wife for not having sex with him. Maybe the women should carry the cameras? ALLEGEDLY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackout Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 He threw a shoe at his 17 month old kid as well, no? all alleged Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 If I'm an NFL player, I'm breaking up with my girlfriend immediately. And if I'm married, I would walk around with a go pro camera on my head and a bodyguard/witness. You know how many of these chicks are gonna say, "if you don't do this (or buy this, or commit to this) I'm gonna call the PO-PO and youse gonna go to jail and lose your job!" She'll threaten to slam her face against the wall just to extort some loose change!!! I would have sex with professional women only. And they would have to accept that they were on the go pro before moving on to the business end of the arrangement. This is gonna get outta control. Players are gonna get extorted by these psycho Ho's left and right!!! They better think ahead (which most are not very good at) or they're gonna get burned !!!! And the winner of the National Organization for Women's Man of the Year is...... NOT Shadetree!!! Let's hear it for NOT Shadetree everyone! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 I would have sex with professional women only. And they would have to accept that they were on the go pro before moving on to the business end of the arrangement. Yes... because nothing could possibly go wrong then... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 Hilarious. Witty. Sad trombone. Is there anything Pac doesn't suck at? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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