T0mShane Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 I won a Jets prize pack from JN that includes: NY Jets clear bag Jets football signed by D'Brickashaw Ferguson Jets sunglasses NEW ERA Jets hat As we all know, I hate the Jets and I don't want any of their paraphernalia in my pristine bachelor pad. As such, I'm hosting a limerick contest, which will be judged by me. Obviously, it needs to be Jets related. Best limerick gets the swag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New York Mick Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 There once was a man named Rex Ryan, Who's act grew exceedingly trying, He insisted to cheat, Involving old feet, While his team continued dying. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RutgersJetFan Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 Give me your sh*t You nitwit 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BP Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 I have gas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeC36 Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 What the **** is a limerick? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMagicRat Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 There was once a young fellow name Geno who thought he would be a hero until he stayed out too late watching fifty first dates and now he's just a zero. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 I wrote this years ago on JI... There once was a team from Nantucket The refs let their QB just "tuck it" SuperBowl all the way Even though Brady's gay Show him a b_tthole he'll f_ck it I don't want any if that crap though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeC36 Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 There once was a man named Idzik. He wouldn't sign a check with his Bic. He didn't spend the cash. As the team crashed. And we got beat like AP's kid with a stick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted October 8, 2014 Author Share Posted October 8, 2014 What the **** is a limerick? There once was a poster named Joe On the Internet he often would go He'd talk Jets, look at titties Check out porn, starring kiddies Then burn his laptop so no one would know Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZachEY Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 I won a Jets prize pack from JN that includes: NY Jets clear bag Jets football signed by D'Brickashaw Ferguson Jets sunglasses NEW ERA Jets hat As we all know, I hate the Jets and I don't want any of their paraphernalia in my pristine bachelor pad. As such, I'm hosting a limerick contest, which will be judged by me. Obviously, it needs to be Jets related. Best limerick gets the swag. There once was a coach named Rex Ryan Who dialed up blitzes he sent flyin' But Sanchez buttfumbled And Geno, he crumbled And soon for a new job he's vying Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeC36 Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 There once was a poster named Joe On the Internet he often would go He'd talk Jets, look at titties Check out porn, starring kiddies Then burn his laptop so no one would know Hickory Dickory Dock The mouse ran up the clock. The clock struck one. It started to run. **** you Tom, you're a cock 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZachEY Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 Watching the Jets will make you feel sick And Rex, we're tired of your schtick So lets get a snack A new cornerback And cheer for the first overall pick. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 There once was a fat coach named Rex Who preferred toe jam a bit more than sex He gave us rare hope Turns out he's a dope Fire him and find out who fails next 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 There once was a homo named Shane His ramblings and rantings were lame He won some jets swag Got dressed up in drag Then invited young men to his pad 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZachEY Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 Idzik is taking a lot of flack For failing to secure a corner back The defense looks strong Until 3rd and long When the "defensive genius" is a hack 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 I told you he sucked in year one But his press conferences were way too much fun Bart said "can't wait" The last time we played great Now finally this nonsense is done 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kay_gee Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 f*ck this. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZachEY Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 He championed the ground and pound In hopes of getting a first down But the offense it bores and hardly ever scores Now Rex will be run out of town Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 There once was a homo named Shane His ramblings and rantings were lame He won some jets swag Got dressed up in drag Then invited young men to his pad There once was a landscaping fruitcake No telling how many mouthfuls he could take He's as funny as cancer As he plays tiny dancer And dreams of Tom's tiny one eyed snake 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 f*ck this. Apparently Kay gee can't make up a rhyme Or else she'd probably try to make time To at least take a turn And win prizes to burn Green and white bonfires are no crime Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sourceworx Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 To fans, who right now, are quite bitter. T0m dangles Jet gear with a skitter. He just cannot stare At green and white flair While D-Bates digs out his sh!tter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RutgersJetFan Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 Roses are red Violets are blue The Jets have made me schizophrenic And me too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 I'm not sure I want to quite win Tom's prizes could lead to pure sin He'll ask my address Then leave me to guess When he'll show up to make clothes from my skin 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZachEY Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 Roses are red Violets are blue The Jets have made me schizophrenic And me too Wrong Dx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jgb Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 There was a rookie UFA named Oliver, A 4th stringer that Rex's vaunted defense made look powerful, Made every Jet slip, And trip on their dicks, And now the whole team is a swallower. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SayNoToDMC Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 There once was a man with no dick All of Jetnation thought him a prick You won my shades I hope you gets aids All I got left is that Folk dude can kick 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jets Voice of Reason Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 Roses are red Violets are blue The Jets have made me schizophrenic And me too Schizophrenic doesn't mean what you think it does. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kay_gee Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 Apparently Kay gee can't make up a rhyme Or else she'd probably try to make time To at least take a turn And win prizes to burn Green and white bonfires are no crime ^winner. i always wanted a limerick about me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kay_gee Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 There once was a man with no dick All of Jetnation thought him a prick You won my shades I hope you gets aids All I got left is that Folk dude can kick don't immortalize T0m. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RutgersJetFan Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 Wrong Dx Schizophrenic doesn't mean what you think it does. IT'S A WHAT ABOUT BOB TRIBUTE OK 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 Jets fans don't know what to do Our team is a pile of poo The coaches are bad The offense is sad But bad teams are just nothing new. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sourceworx Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 As we near the end of the reign Of Rex, whom T0m held much disdain. T0m surely will revel When John hires Bevell Who'll fail in the end, just the same. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted October 8, 2014 Author Share Posted October 8, 2014 Rex Ryan's a defensive whiz But offense? Doesn't know what that is. So we wasted six years And too many tears PS, his wife's feet are covered in jizz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted October 8, 2014 Author Share Posted October 8, 2014 ^winner. i always wanted a limerick about me. There once was a gal named Kristine To me, she often was mean But soon she got thirsty And texted me firstly Asking to polish my ween Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatriotReign37 Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 Pacific Time Geno went to see a skin flick Sat in the back and pulled out his d ck Was whittling away Next to somebody Gay Who offered his friendly greeting Next thing you know They started the second show Then Geno was late for his meeting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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