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***Win Jets Gear: LIMERICK CONTEST***


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I won a Jets prize pack from JN that includes:

NY Jets clear bag

Jets football signed by D'Brickashaw Ferguson

Jets sunglasses

NEW ERA Jets hat

As we all know, I hate the Jets and I don't want any of their paraphernalia in my pristine bachelor pad. As such, I'm hosting a limerick contest, which will be judged by me. Obviously, it needs to be Jets related. Best limerick gets the swag.

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I wrote this years ago on JI...

There once was a team from Nantucket

The refs let their QB just "tuck it"

SuperBowl all the way

Even though Brady's gay

Show him a b_tthole he'll f_ck it

I don't want any if that crap though.

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I won a Jets prize pack from JN that includes:

NY Jets clear bag

Jets football signed by D'Brickashaw Ferguson

Jets sunglasses

NEW ERA Jets hat

As we all know, I hate the Jets and I don't want any of their paraphernalia in my pristine bachelor pad. As such, I'm hosting a limerick contest, which will be judged by me. Obviously, it needs to be Jets related. Best limerick gets the swag.

 

There once was a coach named Rex Ryan

Who dialed up blitzes he sent flyin'

But Sanchez buttfumbled

And Geno, he crumbled

And soon for a new job he's vying

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There once was a poster named Joe

On the Internet he often would go

He'd talk Jets, look at titties

Check out porn, starring kiddies

Then burn his laptop so no one would know

 

Hickory Dickory Dock

The mouse ran up the clock. 

The clock struck one. 

It started to run. 

**** you Tom, you're a cock

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There once was a homo named Shane

His ramblings and rantings were lame

He won some jets swag

Got dressed up in drag

Then invited young men to his pad

There once was a landscaping fruitcake

No telling how many mouthfuls he could take

He's as funny as cancer

As he plays tiny dancer

And dreams of Tom's tiny one eyed snake

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Apparently Kay gee can't make up a rhyme

Or else she'd probably try to make time

To at least take a turn

And win prizes to burn

Green and white bonfires are no crime

^winner. i always wanted a limerick about me.

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