Gastineau Lives Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 McDougle was a reach And Pryor is a beech If I said I loved Ryan you know I'd be lyin But Izdick himself ain't no peach Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SayNoToDMC Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 My life is really pathetic I think it might be genetic I root for the Jets And look what I get The teams not even ******* athletic 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetsFanInDenver Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 I don't want to be considered for the prize. I see quite a few winners already. With that said here is my first and last attempt at a limerick. There was a GM named Idzik He was asked to pick players by the dozen Players who could have changed the course For a team whose fans were coarse With not winning anything since Nixon. The GM even made all the twelve selections At the end of which most made positive predictions. But once again the team was left with cracks As most picks were only good enough to face the axe Because the GM had listened to his coach Rex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gastineau Lives Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 My life is really pathetic I think it might be genetic I root for the Jets And look what I get The teams not even ******* athletic LOL Winner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 Why can't this team effing score The D gets beat like a whore Just end the season There's really no reason To watch this sh*t show any more Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiF Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 I love the New York Jets Rex Ryan is as good as it gets If he were still fat I'd still often fap and not have the post self ejaculation regrets Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 Game 5 has us feeling quite low, But this ain't the end of the show. We will win some games late and end up 8 and 8 and we'll end up draft picks that blow. Winner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted October 9, 2014 Author Share Posted October 9, 2014 ATTENTION ALL, there were many great poems in here and I loved them all. Even the ones that sh*t on meFUThorAngeloPac. However, I could pick only one, and here it is. I like it because it's in format, credits me, but states a reality about the Jets that will hold true. Congrats, sourceworx. As we near the end of the reign Of Rex, whom T0m held much disdain. T0m surely will revel When John hires Bevell Who'll fail in the end, just the same. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jgb Posted October 9, 2014 Share Posted October 9, 2014 JerryK was robbed 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faba Posted October 9, 2014 Share Posted October 9, 2014 Congrats to the winner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetlife33 Posted October 9, 2014 Share Posted October 9, 2014 Congrats source Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerryK Posted October 9, 2014 Share Posted October 9, 2014 Congrats to the winner. A fitting quote to summarize this thread... At the root of all humor is sorrow. For better or worse, there shall be no humor in heaven. -Mark Twain (paraphrased) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jgb Posted October 9, 2014 Share Posted October 9, 2014 Congrats to the winner. A fitting quote to summarize this thread... At the root of all humor is sorrow. For better or worse, there shall be no humor in heaven. -Mark Twain (paraphrased) i have underestimated you for years Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted October 9, 2014 Share Posted October 9, 2014 My sympathies, Source. Now Shane will know where you live.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted October 9, 2014 Share Posted October 9, 2014 If Shane had any balls, mine would have won. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted October 9, 2014 Author Share Posted October 9, 2014 If Shane had any balls, mine would have won. Probably true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sourceworx Posted October 10, 2014 Share Posted October 10, 2014 Oh wow. It's been a hectic couple of days, and i just saw this. Thanks T0m! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsis Posted October 10, 2014 Share Posted October 10, 2014 Fight the power! **** the police! Anarchy! Anarchy! Anarchy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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