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Everybody wants an offensive minded head coach, but I don't think that is what they want.  It is rare that a coach is so hands-on one side of the ball.  Rex and Sean Payton, I guess maybe there are some others and it is a trend, but it is more important who the coordinators are and the general team tenor.  I would be more concerned with having a top offensive mind and talent than an offensive minded HC.  Brian Billick was an "offensive genius" and it didn't mean sh*t.  

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Can we start by atleast parting ways with Sanjay Lal. What has he done ?

 

I know the common cry is the JETS missed on Alshton Jeffrey but how do we know Jeffrey would have been as good as he is once the JETS coach staff was done with him.

 

Jeffrey had ridiculous college production though. When we traded up in the 2nd, I remember being thrilled thinking he was the target, only to facepalm when they announced Stephen Hill. Although in fairness, I don't think anyone knew Jeffrey would be THIS dominant.

 

But I agree that Lal = sh*t, and should be shown the door with the rest of the coaching staff (only Dunbar should be given the option to stay).

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Jeffrey had ridiculous college production though. When we traded up in the 2nd, I remember being thrilled thinking he was the target, only to facepalm when they announced Stephen Hill. Although in fairness, I don't think anyone knew Jeffrey would be THIS dominant.

 

But I agree that Lal = sh*t, and should be shown the door with the rest of the coaching staff (only Dunbar should be given the option to stay).

 

He was still a raw product that's why he fell to the 2nd round BUT Hill was the rawest product of them all.

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The only good HC up for grabs was Chip Kelly.

 

NFL is a good ole' boys club. You can't go to college to be an NFL coach, meaning its just whoever has been around it for long enough to know how a practice is organized. In other words, outside of a very small number of individuals with a true brain for football, most HC's or potential HC's are just a bunch of jags.

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NY Times January 6th 2015 (20 years to THE DATE)

 

In a stunning and uncharacteristic move by the owner, Woodyi Johnson, who said, "I'm 68 years old and I want results now," the Jets dismissed Coach Rex Ryan today after six seasons and replaced him with their former offensive coordinator famous for his offensive offense, Brian Schittenheimer.

"I'm entitled to some enjoyment, and that means winning," said Johnson today, mint julep in hand, virtually branding the team as quitters under Ryan for their lost season. Their eleven defeats were the most since the Mangina himself led the team to 12 losses in 2007 and entrenched the Jets' reputation as a perennial losing franchise.

The 41-year-old Schittenheimer was discharged the day after Christmas following four seasons with the St Louis Rams.  Coach Schitty was purged when the entire staff of Head Coach Jeff Fisher was disimissed following their 3-13 disaster of their own..

The Colorado-born Schittenheimer, who will become the Jets' 16th head coach (not counting interim coaches) received an infinite contract. Woodyi virtually anointed Schitty, as the man running the show.

 

So in moving so decisively this week, and in taking direct responsibility for the coaching change, Woodyi was stepping out of character.

But he was also falling back on a man who was a former assistant coach with the Jets and clearly someone with whom he was comfortable.

"I appoint Brian Schittenheimer the leader, the coach, to bring the Jets back," said Woodyi. "Schitty's the leader of the Jets' schitty family."

 

"Schitty is a wimp, a pushover a 'dick' and 'dum' guy, a truw vision of incompetence, bringing the New York Jets back," said Woodyi, who took over sole ownership of the Jets in 2000 after living a mostly recluse and drunken life.

Woofyi said the Jets "will be run more efficiently than any other NFL franchise, John Izdik has many great cost cutting measures in motion."  One example given, Head coach Schitty will be paid an hourly wage rather than a salary most head coaches are accustomed to.  

Schitty called his new position "a miracle from the Dalai Lama." He graduated from the University of Florida with a degree in jockstrap engineering.  He was an official jockstrap sniffer for coach Steve Spurrier.

"I'm not a genius," Schitty said. "I may even be a moron. But if you have a team that is assembled efficiently, you have a chance to succeed."

It is somewhat clear that his duties will encompass janitorial and laundry responsibilities, even though he does not have those titles. With the Rams, he was very active in polishing the team mascot's balls..

Schitty has been a particular favorite of  Woodyi since joining the Jets in as a coordinator of an offensive offense. He served in that role for five long painful years, but, as Woodyi put it "was hazed out by the overly burly Ryan"

Wooodyi sounded like a drunken cheapskate today, emotionally describing the pain he felt when he learned, via John Izdik, it may be possible to pay back office support, such as head coaches by the hour and not have to offer them benefits.  And in Schittenheimer he found his man.

As he stood in the cold waiting for his horse and buggy ride back to Stilleto's today, Woodyi grimaced when asked how much per hour Schittenheimer will be paid.

When Woodyi was on vacation in Atlantic City during Christmas week, and heard that Schittenheimer had been dismissed, the owner immediately telephoned him. The two men met last Monday, and Schittenheimer -- who had previously spoken with the Chick Fil A about a position -- immediately accepted the Jets' offer.

"My reserve funds were drying up and I couldn't put it off any more," Woodyi  said, explaining his decision to go to the hourly waged Schittenheimer.

Schittenheimer is expected to multitask holding such responsibilities as offensive coordinator, and perhaps special teams.  As for personnel, Schittenheimer proudly announced an open competition for QB, he said, I have already signed Brett Ratliff and Eric Ainge to minimum wage contracts."  It is expected Schittenheimer will not serve as defensive coordinator, but instead is expected to bring a familiar face----name in Bud Carson, as why he would award such an important position to a deceased individual Schitty explained, "well its a good fit from a budget perspective and I believe it gives us a spiritual advantage."  

 

Mint juleps anyone?

 
 
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NY Times January 6th 2015 (20 years to THE DATE)

 

In a stunning and uncharacteristic move by the owner, Woodyi Johnson, who said, "I'm 68 years old and I want results now," the Jets dismissed Coach Rex Ryan today after six seasons and replaced him with their former offensive coordinator famous for his offensive offense, Brian Schittenheimer.

"I'm entitled to some enjoyment, and that means winning," said Johnson today, mint julep in hand, virtually branding the team as quitters under Ryan for their lost season. Their eleven defeats were the most since the Mangina himself led the team to 12 losses in 2007 and entrenched the Jets' reputation as a perennial losing franchise.

The 41-year-old Schittenheimer was discharged the day after Christmas following four seasons with the St Louis Rams.  Coach Schitty was purged when the entire staff of Head Coach Jeff Fisher was disimissed following their 3-13 disaster of their own..

The Colorado-born Schittenheimer, who will become the Jets' 16th head coach (not counting interim coaches) received an infinite contract. Woodyi virtually anointed Schitty, as the man running the show.

 

So in moving so decisively this week, and in taking direct responsibility for the coaching change, Woodyi was stepping out of character.

But he was also falling back on a man who was a former assistant coach with the Jets and clearly someone with whom he was comfortable.

"I appoint Brian Schittenheimer the leader, the coach, to bring the Jets back," said Woodyi. "Schitty's the leader of the Jets' schitty family."

 

"Schitty is a wimp, a pushover a 'dick' and 'dum' guy, a truw vision of incompetence, bringing the New York Jets back," said Woodyi, who took over sole ownership of the Jets in 2000 after living a mostly recluse and drunken life.

Woofyi said the Jets "will be run more efficiently than any other NFL franchise, John Izdik has many great cost cutting measures in motion."  One example given, Head coach Schitty will be paid an hourly wage rather than a salary most head coaches are accustomed to.  

Schitty called his new position "a miracle from the Dalai Lama." He graduated from the University of Florida with a degree in jockstrap engineering.  He was an official jockstrap sniffer for coach Steve Spurrier.

"I'm not a genius," Schitty said. "I may even be a moron. But if you have a team that is assembled efficiently, you have a chance to succeed."

It is somewhat clear that his duties will encompass janitorial and laundry responsibilities, even though he does not have those titles. With the Rams, he was very active in polishing the team mascot's balls..

Schitty has been a particular favorite of  Woodyi since joining the Jets in as a coordinator of an offensive offense. He served in that role for five long painful years, but, as Woodyi put it "was hazed out by the overly burly Ryan"

Wooodyi sounded like a drunken cheapskate today, emotionally describing the pain he felt when he learned, via John Izdik, it may be possible to pay back office support, such as head coaches by the hour and not have to offer them benefits.  And in Schittenheimer he found his man.

As he stood in the cold waiting for his horse and buggy ride back to Stilleto's today, Woodyi grimaced when asked how much per hour Schittenheimer will be paid.

When Woodyi was on vacation in Atlantic City during Christmas week, and heard that Schittenheimer had been dismissed, the owner immediately telephoned him. The two men met last Monday, and Schittenheimer -- who had previously spoken with the Chick Fil A about a position -- immediately accepted the Jets' offer.

"My reserve funds were drying up and I couldn't put it off any more," Woodyi  said, explaining his decision to go to the hourly waged Schittenheimer.

Schittenheimer is expected to multitask holding such responsibilities as offensive coordinator, and perhaps special teams.  As for personnel, Schittenheimer proudly announced an open competition for QB, he said, I have already signed Brett Ratliff and Eric Ainge to minimum wage contracts."  It is expected Schittenheimer will not serve as defensive coordinator, but instead is expected to bring a familiar face----name in Bud Carson, as why he would award such an important position to a deceased individual Schitty explained, "well its a good fit from a budget perspective and I believe it gives us a spiritual advantage."  

 

Mint juleps anyone?

 

 

This would be the day I stop following the Jets!

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Only way I think the Jets would HAVE to hire an offensive specialist HC is if they have a top 3 pick, and are hell bent on drafting a QB, but if their not going for the franchise early first round QB then I don't think it matters as much.

Any way I would list it as

Shaw

Malzahn

Summlin

Briles

1st two guys would run an NFL style offense, and are safe bets not to become the next Spurrier, the other two have the Chip Kelly ceiling with the danger of being the next Spurrier.

Not sure he would leave, but wouldn't mind exploring the other Kelly from ND either.

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Bevell likes ground and pound more than rex. But let's not let facts get in the way of a good witch hunt.

 

LOL "witch hunt"

 

Maybe Bevell can come here and implement it then, since Rex has thrown 2 QBs, 3 OCs, and 2 GMs at "having a feared running game" and it hasn't materialized yet.

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