Lil Bit Special Posted February 3, 2015 Share Posted February 3, 2015 http://www.wsj.com/articles/after-being-fired-by-new-york-jets-coach-rex-ryan-changes-tattoo-1422921707 SCOTTSDALE, Ariz.—Despite middling results with the New York Jets, Rex Ryan became one of the most beloved coaches in the National Football League, winning followers with his sincerity, salty mouth and unapologetic bravado. Jets players and fans adored him. He returned the sentiment, most indelibly by getting a tattoo on his upper right arm that depicted his wife, Michelle, as a pinup model wearing nothing but a Jets jersey. Rex Ryan’s tattoo In December, the Jets fired Mr. Ryan after six seasons and a 4-12 record in 2014. The Buffalo Bills hired him as their new head coach two weeks later. That left him with a question: What should he do with the tattoo? He came up with the $80 answer on Friday. Mr. Ryan went to an Arizona tattoo parlor, where an artist darkened the jersey’s color from Jets green to Bills blue. “I mean, you’ve got to turn the page,” he said. The coach also rid himself of almost all his Jets apparel. That included the black sweater vests he superstitiously wore almost every game, pieces of Jets lore that each could be worth as much as $1,000, according to collectibles-dealer Heritage Auctions. Unclear is the current whereabouts of the sweater vests. Mr. Ryan said his wife donated all his Jets gear to the Salvation Army in suburban New Jersey, where thrift-store shoppers might have unknowingly bought clothes once worn by the popular coach. This time of year, NFL coaches play a game of musical chairs. After the regular season’s end in December, team owners fired head coaches who didn’t meet expectations. The new ones they hire are usually either former head coaches or up-and-coming assistant coaches from teams in the playoffs, which culminated Sunday with the Super Bowl. Given the competitiveness of the NFL, the hiring season usually ends in February and a new coach immediately relocates to begin working for his new team, where he becomes the franchise’s public face. So the coach has little time to figure out what to do with all the stuff from his old team. Gus Bradley, who in 2013 left his job as the Seattle Seahawks defensive coordinator to become the Jacksonville Jaguars head coach, said he gave his Seattle gear to friends who were Seahawks fans. Tennessee Titans head coach Ken Whisenhunt did the same after the Arizona Cardinals fired him as head coach after the 2012 season, but only to a degree. “I still have some of it, especially Super Bowl stuff,” said Mr. Whisenhunt, whose Cardinals team was the NFL runner-up of the 2008 season. Mr. Ryan, who is 52 years old, said he never considered holding on to Jets keepsakes or even leaving the tattoo green to remind of him of that period in life. He said his style was to immerse himself in the present. “I’m all in,” he said. The Jets gave Mr. Ryan his first head-coaching job in 2009, when he proclaimed at his introductory news conference that he’d take the team to the White House after winning a Super Bowl. A year later, he charmed football fans nationwide with his profanity-aided exuberance on the HBO documentary show “Hard Knocks.” Mr. Ryan flew to the Phoenix area last week for media appearances during Super Bowl week. On Thursday, he called a Scottsdale, Ariz., tattoo parlor called Old Town Ink, said Ben Verhoek, an artist there. Mr. Verhoek said Mr. Ryan explained his dilemma like this: “It’s like a girl in a jersey and I wanted to change the colors of it.” Mr. Verhoek realized who the customer was only when the coach, clad in a Buffalo Bills tracksuit, and his wife showed up at the shop Friday afternoon. The artist looked at the tattoo and then at Mrs. Ryan. “Is that supposed to be you?” he asked. She said yes. “I see the resemblance,” Mr. Verhoek said. He took 20 minutes to shade green into blue, while Mr. Ryan and all the tattooists made small talk and watched the documentary series “The First 48” on TV. Mr. Verhoek said he charged the minimum rate, $80, and Mr. Ryan tipped on top of that. Mr. Ryan said he was happy he had to alter only the tattoo’s color. “The girl’s not changing,” he said. “I’ve been married 28 years.” Less clear is what happened to the sweater vests. Mr. Ryan started the superstition of wearing the same black sweater vest for games when he was an assistant coach for the Baltimore Ravens, who won a Super Bowl during his tenure from 1999 to 2008. When the Jets hired Mr. Ryan in 2009, he brought his lucky Baltimore one with him and obscured the Ravens logo with a Jets patch. He stopped wearing it after the 2011 season, when the NFL switched its official outfit provider. It wouldn’t have fit any more, anyway, because he had lost more than 100 pounds after lap-band weight-loss surgery. He got two or three replacement sweater vests and wore them for games, whether it was 90 degrees in San Diego or freezing in Buffalo. As head coach, he wore a sweater vest unfailingly until 2014, when he often donned something else to try to break a losing streak. Mr. Ryan went 50-52 in six seasons with the Jets, leading the team to the conference-title game in his first two years but never fulfilling his Super Bowl guarantee. The coach has moved to the Buffalo area, where the Bills have already provided him with new sweater vests. He still has the Ravens-turned-Jets vest in storage somewhere. The other ones? Who knows? Mr. Ryan said no one buying his clothes secondhand from a Salvation Army would know it once belonged to him, but for one clue: On the tags are his initials “RR” or “R2” written in marker by a Jets equipment manager. Recent visits to three Salvation Army sites near Mr. Ryan’s former suburban New Jersey home have turned up nothing. A Salvation Army employee at one of the locations said not everything that gets donated goes into the organization’s thrift shops. Some clothes are unsuitable for sale, while some go to places such as nursing homes. Mr. Ryan said he was glad to give his stuff to the charity. “They’ll give to people that can use it,” he said. Write to Stu Woo at Stu.Woo@wsj.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dbatesman Posted February 3, 2015 Share Posted February 3, 2015 This board desperately needs a Disco Stu Woo mult. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted February 3, 2015 Share Posted February 3, 2015 is this one of those free the nipple things Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HessStation Posted February 3, 2015 Share Posted February 3, 2015 small time millionaire and he gets his tattoos in a back alley gas station. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RutgersJetFan Posted February 3, 2015 Share Posted February 3, 2015 small time millionaire and he gets his tattoos in a back alley gas station. Was just thinking the same thing. I know it's a small pic but man that place looks filthy. Rule #1 when getting new ink Rex, Jesus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss Lonelyhearts Posted February 3, 2015 Share Posted February 3, 2015 Who the **** is Mr. Ryan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly12 Posted February 3, 2015 Share Posted February 3, 2015 That man needs a bra Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted February 3, 2015 Share Posted February 3, 2015 Love the everyman charm!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afosomf Posted February 3, 2015 Share Posted February 3, 2015 Rumor has it EJ manuel is doing Michelle doggie in this tat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted February 3, 2015 Share Posted February 3, 2015 More articles exist about the things Rex is doing to show the Jets he's over them, than there are articles about the prospect if Rex improving the Bills. He is like the personification of a Mandy Moore pre-teen breakup film from the early 2000's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BP Posted February 3, 2015 Share Posted February 3, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigRy56 Posted February 3, 2015 Share Posted February 3, 2015 Nice! Good choice. Blue is gonna pop off his skin better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted February 3, 2015 Share Posted February 3, 2015 Nothing says "you're doing it wrong" like a good luck sweater vest that had been at the center if 4 straight abysmal years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BP Posted February 3, 2015 Share Posted February 3, 2015 More articles exist about the things Rex is doing to show the Jets he's over them, than there are articles about the prospect if Rex improving the Bills. He is like the personification of a Mandy Moore pre-teen breakup film from the early 2000's He doesn't know how to improve the Bills. This is the kind of stuff he does as a head coach. He's a fking attention whore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss Lonelyhearts Posted February 3, 2015 Share Posted February 3, 2015 I can't wait until he shows up for a press conference in a bison costume. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRJETS Posted February 3, 2015 Share Posted February 3, 2015 He doesn't know how to improve the Bills. This is the kind of stuff he does as a head coach. He's a fking attention whore. You right we went to the tittle game in 08 with Favre at QB and missed the playoff the following year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BP Posted February 3, 2015 Share Posted February 3, 2015 You right we went to the tittle game in 08 with Favre at QB and missed the playoff the following year. You should get a tattoo of Rex on your penis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larz Posted February 3, 2015 Share Posted February 3, 2015 Mr. Verhoek realized who the customer was only when the coach, clad in a Buffalo Bills tracksuit holy crap he's going al davis on buffalo, lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerryK Posted February 3, 2015 Share Posted February 3, 2015 He changes it to blue because he'll be in Buffalo for sooooooo many years. Thank you, tattoos, for telling us so quickly about a person's judgment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RutgersJetFan Posted February 3, 2015 Share Posted February 3, 2015 I can't wait until he shows up for a press conference in a bison costume. ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRJETS Posted February 3, 2015 Share Posted February 3, 2015 You should get a tattoo of Rex on your penis. Reported. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BP Posted February 3, 2015 Share Posted February 3, 2015 Reported. Xxxxooooo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetlife33 Posted February 3, 2015 Share Posted February 3, 2015 What an idiot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sourceworx Posted February 3, 2015 Share Posted February 3, 2015 More articles exist about the things Rex is doing to show the Jets he's over them, than there are articles about the prospect if Rex improving the Bills. He is like the personification of a Mandy Moore pre-teen breakup film from the early 2000's Lmao so true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sperm Edwards Posted February 3, 2015 Share Posted February 3, 2015 You should get a tattoo of Rex on your penis. And he can, now that Rex lost all that weight! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted February 3, 2015 Share Posted February 3, 2015 Lmao so true. wtf is a mandy Moore pre teen breakup film from the early 2000's and why is one middle aged guy referencing it while another agrees with it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LionelRichie Posted February 3, 2015 Share Posted February 3, 2015 More articles exist about the things Rex is doing to show the Jets he's over them, than there are articles about the prospect if Rex improving the Bills. He is like the personification of a Mandy Moore pre-teen breakup film from the early 2000's I have this nagging feeling that Rex and the Jets are going to be like Billy Martin and the Yankees. He will eventually return only to be fired again...probably mid-season next time. F this franchise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted February 3, 2015 Share Posted February 3, 2015 You should get a tattoo of Rex on your penis. Only enough room for the 2014 Rex, since he's already got a tattoo of me there as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted February 3, 2015 Share Posted February 3, 2015 wtf is a mandy Moore pre teen breakup film from the early 2000's and why is one middle aged guy referencing it while another agrees with it I thought it was more creative than another gheymofag joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaBallhawk Posted February 3, 2015 Share Posted February 3, 2015 Don't mock the man, he's obviously mentally very sick. This, along with all his Pizza interviews, is just a cry for help. He needs somebody to help him find his office, the Bills facility so he can actually get some work done. Hopefully somebody helps him out soon before he does even more embarrassing things. I can totally see him crash a news set, completely naked, and go "BABA BOOEY I LOVE PENIS BABA BOOEY HOWARD STERN!!!!". Just wait... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jack48 Posted February 3, 2015 Share Posted February 3, 2015 Infantile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KRL Posted February 3, 2015 Share Posted February 3, 2015 He doesn't know how to improve the Bills. This is the kind of stuff he does as a head coach. He's a fking attention whore. So true!!! Why in the world is there a picture of this??? Because Ryan wanted it out there to draw attention to himself. Wouldn't it been more important for him and his staff to be in Buffalo breaking down their roster??? Fool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Troll Posted February 3, 2015 Share Posted February 3, 2015 It's gonna be pretty embarrassing by the end of his coaching career when he's got a San Jose St. University jersey on his arm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaBallhawk Posted February 3, 2015 Share Posted February 3, 2015 Looks like a horrible Jackass episode. Speaking of...Rex looks like that one guy's fat dad. His facial expression is just priceless. What a joke this guy is, such a publicity stunt. Enjoy, Buffalo. EDIT: "I mean, you've got to turn the page," Ryan told the newspaper. That's pretty much what he'll say in about 2 years again when he gets fired. What'll be next? Raider black? Arizona red? Ravens purple? Talk about loyalty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boeingjets Posted February 3, 2015 Share Posted February 3, 2015 So true!!! Why in the world is there a picture of this??? Because Ryan wanted it out there to draw attention to himself. Wouldn't it been more important for him and his staff to be in Buffalo breaking down their roster??? Fool Where's the pictures of Todd Bowles. There are none? Oh yeah, he's probably in his office working. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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