RutgersJetFan Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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BroadwayJoe12 Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 GOD DAMMIT. IS NOTHING SACRED ANYMORE!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 Unnecessary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 All the originality is going towards high end serials. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#27TheDominator Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 Before I go undercover I always like to give a press conference and announce that i am an eXtreme athlete. Standard practice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeC36 Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 looks like a "the fast and the furious" rip off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RutgersJetFan Posted May 27, 2015 Author Share Posted May 27, 2015 looks like a "the fast and the furious" rip off I WILL ******* KILL YOU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Bombdirt Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 Judging by the trailer, the remake looks less like Point Break and more like this piece of crap: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 Judging by the trailer, the remake looks less like Point Break and more like this piece of crap: Did they ever getting around to shooting the casting agent that put Ice Cube in the second one? LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drdetroit Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 Lemme guess? Justin Bieber is Johnny Utah and Zach Efron as Patrick Swayze's character? #gay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drdetroit Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 Judging by the trailer, the remake looks less like Point Break and more like this piece of crap: Not even wasting 2 minutes of my life with the trailer. I heard a few years ago they were switching out surfing with x-games nonsense. The only thing more dumb than MMA is this X-games garbage. Get a job, hang Sheetrock learn to build a deck stop with karate and skateboards that's for 10 year olds not 28 year old losers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bombdirt Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 By the way, just for context's sake, if anyone hasn't seen the movie XXX, the plot basically revolves around Vin Diesel's character, who's a well-known extreme athlete. I mean, you can tell by all the skydiving and motorcycles that he's like REALLY EXTREME YOU GUYS. Anyway, the setup is basically this: Super-Secret Government Guy: "Hey Vin Diesel, there are these Russian Bad Guys who are like terrorists or something. They're also super into EXTREME sports. I mean, you can tell by all the skydiving and motorcycles. Since you're also EXTREME, we need you to infiltrate their group and take them down. EXTREMELY." Vin Diesel: "I appreciate you recognizing me for my EXTREME ways, but I'm just way too busy with all of my own skydiving and motorcycles. I appreciate you coming by, though. Have an EXTREME day." Super-Secret Government Guy: "Since everyone was expecting you to refuse, don't you think it would be even more EXTREME of you to say that you'll do it?" Vin Diesel: "Well played, Super-Secret Government Guy. Count me in." BOOM! POW! FAST CARS! 'SPLOSIONS! HOT GIRL! SNOWBOARDING! EXTREME! MORE 'SPLOSIONS! GUNS! DID WE MENTION EXTREME?! The end. I wouldn't be surprised if this new Point Break follows the same general model. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeC36 Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 By the way, just for context's sake, if anyone hasn't seen the movie XXX, the plot basically revolves around Vin Diesel's character, who's a well-known extreme athlete. I mean, you can tell by all the skydiving and motorcycles that he's like REALLY EXTREME YOU GUYS. Anyway, the setup is basically this: Super-Secret Government Guy: "Hey Vin Diesel, there are these Russian Bad Guys who are like terrorists or something. They're also super into EXTREME sports. I mean, you can tell by all the skydiving and motorcycles. Since you're also EXTREME, we need you to infiltrate their group and take them down. EXTREMELY." Vin Diesel: "I appreciate you recognizing me for my EXTREME ways, but I'm just way too busy with all of my own skydiving and motorcycles. I appreciate you coming by, though. Have an EXTREME day." Super-Secret Government Guy: "Since everyone was expecting you to refuse, don't you think it would be even more EXTREME of you to say that you'll do it?" Vin Diesel: "Well played, Super-Secret Government Guy. Count me in." BOOM! POW! FAST CARS! 'SPLOSIONS! HOT GIRL! SNOWBOARDING! EXTREME! MORE 'SPLOSIONS! GUNS! DID WE MENTION EXTREME?! The end. I wouldn't be surprised if this new Point Break follows the same general model. dont forget the russian ice bar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#27TheDominator Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 Bombdirt seems to have invested way more in Triple X than I would have expected. He is so deep into it I would have expected him to write the title as xXx. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bombdirt Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 Bombdirt seems to have invested way more in Triple X than I would have expected. He is so deep into it I would have expected him to write the title as xXx. Good call. The correct way to write the title is xXx. I guess three capital Xs just isn't extreme enough. That, and they probably didn't want to disappoint people who mistook it for porno. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 By the way, just for context's sake, if anyone hasn't seen the movie XXX, the plot basically revolves around Vin Diesel's character, who's a well-known extreme athlete. I mean, you can tell by all the skydiving and motorcycles that he's like REALLY EXTREME YOU GUYS. Anyway, the setup is basically this: Super-Secret Government Guy: "Hey Vin Diesel, there are these Russian Bad Guys who are like terrorists or something. They're also super into EXTREME sports. I mean, you can tell by all the skydiving and motorcycles. Since you're also EXTREME, we need you to infiltrate their group and take them down. EXTREMELY." Vin Diesel: "I appreciate you recognizing me for my EXTREME ways, but I'm just way too busy with all of my own skydiving and motorcycles. I appreciate you coming by, though. Have an EXTREME day." Super-Secret Government Guy: "Since everyone was expecting you to refuse, don't you think it would be even more EXTREME of you to say that you'll do it?" Vin Diesel: "Well played, Super-Secret Government Guy. Count me in." BOOM! POW! FAST CARS! 'SPLOSIONS! HOT GIRL! SNOWBOARDING! EXTREME! MORE 'SPLOSIONS! GUNS! DID WE MENTION EXTREME?! The end. I wouldn't be surprised if this new Point Break follows the same general model. Please tell me you saw this movie whilst in the middle of a drunken late night Netflix binge as opposed to spending $10+ on such a travesty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bombdirt Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 Please tell me you saw this movie whilst in the middle of a drunken late night Netflix binge as opposed to spending $10+ on such a travesty. I think it was a rainy afternoon HBO boredom viewing if I remember right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#27TheDominator Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 Good call. The correct way to write the title is xXx. I guess three capital Xs just isn't extreme enough. That, and they probably didn't want to disappoint people who mistook it for porno. True story. We went to the Nats game looking for cheap seats. We picked row X because it was more eXtreme! The usher told us that we had to turn off the lights at the end of the game. On the bright side there was a nice view of the monuments through the chain link. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larz Posted May 31, 2015 Share Posted May 31, 2015 no dead presidents masks ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted May 31, 2015 Share Posted May 31, 2015 The original Point Break sucked, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pdxgreen Posted May 31, 2015 Share Posted May 31, 2015 All I can say is Woahhhh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lizard King Posted May 31, 2015 Share Posted May 31, 2015 The original point break was not really that much of an accomplishment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drdetroit Posted June 1, 2015 Share Posted June 1, 2015 The original Point Break sucked, too. Not enough teen heartthrob vampires or crappy CGI superheroes for you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drdetroit Posted June 1, 2015 Share Posted June 1, 2015 The original point break was not really that much of an accomplishment. No it was just a good action film that had some really well done action sequences like the raid on the surfer dudes house and that foot chase with Keanu and Patrick Swayze. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted June 1, 2015 Share Posted June 1, 2015 There is only one Johnny Utah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted June 1, 2015 Share Posted June 1, 2015 By the way, just for context's sake, if anyone hasn't seen the movie XXX, the plot basically revolves around Vin Diesel's character, who's a well-known extreme athlete. I mean, you can tell by all the skydiving and motorcycles that he's like REALLY EXTREME YOU GUYS. Anyway, the setup is basically this: Super-Secret Government Guy: "Hey Vin Diesel, there are these Russian Bad Guys who are like terrorists or something. They're also super into EXTREME sports. I mean, you can tell by all the skydiving and motorcycles. Since you're also EXTREME, we need you to infiltrate their group and take them down. EXTREMELY." Vin Diesel: "I appreciate you recognizing me for my EXTREME ways, but I'm just way too busy with all of my own skydiving and motorcycles. I appreciate you coming by, though. Have an EXTREME day." Super-Secret Government Guy: "Since everyone was expecting you to refuse, don't you think it would be even more EXTREME of you to say that you'll do it?" Vin Diesel: "Well played, Super-Secret Government Guy. Count me in." BOOM! POW! FAST CARS! 'SPLOSIONS! HOT GIRL! SNOWBOARDING! EXTREME! MORE 'SPLOSIONS! GUNS! DID WE MENTION EXTREME?! The end. I wouldn't be surprised if this new Point Break follows the same general model. I feel like I just watched triple X. Thanks, man! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaoulDuke Posted June 8, 2015 Share Posted June 8, 2015 Great flick, with awful acting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
munchmemory Posted June 8, 2015 Share Posted June 8, 2015 Great flick, with awful acting. You like "Tank Girl", too? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fishooked Posted June 8, 2015 Share Posted June 8, 2015 You like "Tank Girl", too? I'm ashamed to admit that I've seen parts of that movie/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
munchmemory Posted June 8, 2015 Share Posted June 8, 2015 I'm ashamed to admit that I've seen parts of that movie/ We all did. I was just busting balls. That flick was supposed to be a mega hit. Dept. stores lined shelves with every POS Tank Girl clothing, etc. They never figured it would "tank" beyond all belief. Wonder why it failed? The trailer shows no sign of stupidity or cliche. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fishooked Posted June 8, 2015 Share Posted June 8, 2015 We all did. I was just busting balls. That flick was supposed to be a mega hit. Dept. stores lined shelves with every POS Tank Girl clothing, etc. They never figured it would "tank" beyond all belief. Wonder why it failed? The trailer shows no sign of stupidity or cliche. lol Goddamn you for making me watch that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drdetroit Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 We all did. I was just busting balls. That flick was supposed to be a mega hit. Dept. stores lined shelves with every POS Tank Girl clothing, etc. They never figured it would "tank" beyond all belief. Wonder why it failed? The trailer shows no sign of stupidity or cliche. lol Wow the 90s sucked Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drdetroit Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 I feel like I just watched triple X. Thanks, man! I also feel like I watched the last 4 fast and furious movies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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