Lupz27 Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 while I tend to agree, its still a killer burn that would over shadow any reply from winslow, no matter how witty it might be Only think Winslow could have done was poke fun at himself, while coming back with a witty response about how Cro should learn a thing, or 2 from him instead of having 84 kids. But yeah real tough to reply to that comeback, just ask peewee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sirlancemehlot Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 He should have said something along the lines of "you can't have ten kids with five mom's in four states by rubbing one out in a parking lot" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sirlancemehlot Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 Crap. Beat me to it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 He should have said something along the lines of "you can't have ten kids with five mom's in four states by rubbing one out in a parking lot" All this does is establish that Cro can get laid by multiple women, while Winslow is still tugging it alone in public like some pathetic, creepy turd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jet Nut Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 He should have said something along the lines of "you can't have ten kids with five mom's in four states by rubbing one out in a parking lot" I'm thinking Cro's kids aren't nearly as embarrassing as getting caught with your dick in one hand and fake weed in the other at your local Target. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GREENBEAN Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 That is a monster ******* burn. LOL Agreed. That one is serious. Winslow's was good to begin with, but Cro's was above and beyond. The only possible retort was to want to fight him. I'd rather Cro wasn't involved in all this sh*t but that was a quality burn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
munchmemory Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 I'm thinking Cro's kids aren't nearly as embarrassing as getting caught with your dick in one hand and fake weed in the other at your local Target. Right? You figure Winslow has enough cash/style to masturbate outside of a higher class of store. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kelticwizard Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 The question that remains unanswered to this day is, if Winslow felt the sudden urge, why he didn't chose a parking spot 10 spaces or so removed from the nearest car so that nobody will be in proximity while he, uh, relieves himself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FloridaJetsFan Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 Right? You figure Winslow has enough cash/style to masturbate outside of a higher class of store. HEY-HEY! Don't be busting on Target ya damn Walmartian!!! Target's plenty classy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FloridaJetsFan Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 I think it's a bit of a low blow. Talking Football is one thing - leave the guys personal life out of it. Cromartie isn't exactly in control of himself when it comes to controlling himself! Winslow really shouldn't be poking at professional football players after that sorry excuse for a career he had. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jet Nut Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 Right? You figure Winslow has enough cash/style to masturbate outside of a higher class of store. You would think, if he invested wisely, he could get someone to tug it for him outside a Macy's or Nordstrom's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
munchmemory Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 HEY-HEY! Don't be busting on Target ya damn Walmartian!!! Target's plenty classy. Dude, I'll "let it fly" outside of a Dollar Store if the mood strikes me. You would think, if he invested wisely, he could get someone to tug it for him outside a Macy's or Nordstrom's. Guess that's what's meant by "liquid assets". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raideraholic Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 All this does is establish that Cro can get laid by multiple women, while Winslow is still tugging it alone in public like some pathetic, creepy turd. Doesn't take a Rocket scientist to get laid. when Cromartie living in the projects after a pretty long NFL career( has to support those children till they are 18. Let's see if he rather have taken things into his own hands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obrien2Toon Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 Winslow has been pretty correct in everything he's said. I've yet to see Cro make a regular tackle. Only if he pulls you down from behind or the sides. Guys the biggest pu$$y in the league Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetlife33 Posted June 11, 2015 Share Posted June 11, 2015 He's an Idzik guy, what do you expect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackout Posted June 11, 2015 Share Posted June 11, 2015 6 WORD ETHER!!! DAMN: "have you been to Target lately?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greenseed4 Posted June 11, 2015 Share Posted June 11, 2015 Tips to successfully masterbate in a parking lot: 1. No Wal-mart parking lots! (Go inside the store; theyre cool w it) 2. Avoid lamp posts and street lined parking spaces. Unless that's your gig. 3. Keep your eyes to yourself. (Unless, see 4) 4. If going for Shock Value, change parking spots after being observed. Don't wait for police. 5. Try to avoid messy lubricants, they make for a delayed get-away 6. Fake weed won't lure that barely legal teenager into your car. Try tasteless but potent sedatives. 7. Determining which way to face will impact your orgasm. Some prefer to back-in to their space (dick fwd), this enables them to see approaching shoppers. I'm more of a: tinted-window, back-seat, in my garage, type of guy. But to each his own. 8. Practicing with ambidexterity will pay off when you're in a jam. 9. Play some soft music. Light a candle. This is YOU TIME. 10. For day-time whackers, use sun screen with an appropriate SPF, you don't want to get a nasty burn. 11. Playgrounds, schools, libraries...strictly off limits. 12. Camp out in a Curves or Zumba parking lot to get assistance. 13. Wear appropriate attire; there's a reason pleated pants were invented. 14. If you're a noise maker; windows up. 15. That unbearable burden of guilt &shame you get post-climax, may be enhanced in a public setting. Prepare to feel horrible about yourself. 16. Bring snacks, and baby wipes. 17. Prepare a medical excuse should you get caught. Kidney-stone/blue balls is my go-to. 18. This is a solo act. If you bring, or elicit a friend, that's being lazy. 19. Socks. Bring a spare. 20. If you are homeless, this isn't a big deal. Kinda like a fish pissing in the ocean. Masterbating in a parking lot is only taboo if you're a celebrity, or can clearly afford better options. Just sayin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dcat Posted June 11, 2015 Share Posted June 11, 2015 ANTONIO CROMARTIE @CRO31 23m23 minutes ago @KellenWinslowJr you wish you were as good as your dad. Have you been to TARGET lately? That is a monster ******* burn. Game, set, match! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dcat Posted June 11, 2015 Share Posted June 11, 2015 Jerking off in a Target parking lot is a killer. There is no coming back from that. Ever. Should have gone to Nordstrom's instead. Classier MILFs. Kellen likes da trailer park girls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boynton Beach Jets Posted June 11, 2015 Share Posted June 11, 2015 Kellen Winslow Jr. @KellenWinslowJr 5m5 minutes ago @CRO31 U wish you were a Dad. Learn your kids names. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
munchmemory Posted June 11, 2015 Share Posted June 11, 2015 Kellen Winslow Jr. @KellenWinslowJr 5m5 minutes ago @CRO31 U wish you were a Dad. Learn your kids names. Fair try. But it has a fraction of the sting of Cro's Target line. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted June 11, 2015 Share Posted June 11, 2015 Kellen Winslow Jr. @KellenWinslowJr 5m5 minutes ago @CRO31 U wish you were a Dad. Learn your kids names. Fair try. But it has a fraction of the sting of Cro's Target line. It's also 24 hours too late. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FSU_Jet Posted June 11, 2015 Share Posted June 11, 2015 Kellen Winslow Jr. @KellenWinslowJr 5m5 minutes ago @CRO31 U wish you were a Dad. Learn your kids names. OH sh*t HE DID NOT JUST GO THERE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted June 11, 2015 Share Posted June 11, 2015 Kellen Winslow Jr. @KellenWinslowJr 5m5 minutes ago @CRO31 U wish you were a Dad. Learn your kids names. Meh.. I have five kids and sometimes I have to run threw all of their names, the dogs names and a couple random names till I find the right one. It happens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted June 11, 2015 Share Posted June 11, 2015 Meh.. I have five kids and sometimes I have to run threw all of their names, the dogs names and a couple random names till I find the right one. It happens. I have one kid, and I mix her name up with the dogs name all the time. Hardly on the same level of shamefulness as getting caught wanking it in the crimson glow of a Target parking lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FSU_Jet Posted June 11, 2015 Share Posted June 11, 2015 WInslow should have said something to the extent of "Condoms, ever hear of them?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted June 11, 2015 Share Posted June 11, 2015 WInslow should have said something to the extent of "Condoms, ever hear of them?" If we're going to play the shoulda, woulda, coulda game.... then Winslow shouldn't have said anything. ******* slob jerked off in a parking lot for a store that is most frequented by moms and kids... he shouldn't ******* say anything ever. He's a scum bag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FSU_Jet Posted June 11, 2015 Share Posted June 11, 2015 Cromartie allows for more receptions than contraceptives Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FSU_Jet Posted June 11, 2015 Share Posted June 11, 2015 If we're going to play the shoulda, woulda, coulda game.... then Winslow shouldn't have said anything. ******* slob jerked off in a parking lot for a store that is most frequented by moms and kids... he shouldn't ******* say anything ever. He's a scum bag. they are pro athletes, not exactly the sharpest tools in the shed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetsFanInDenver Posted June 11, 2015 Share Posted June 11, 2015 WInslow should have said something to the extent of "Condoms, ever hear of them?" Only thing Winslow could have said after the Target comment was "Touche" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FSU_Jet Posted June 11, 2015 Share Posted June 11, 2015 Kellen Winslow likes to play a little game when he's wanking off, called "Target" Winslow jacks off more in front of little kids than Michael Jackson Kellen Winslow jerks off so much at night, he calls his headlight his fleshlight .... just a few off the top of my head, feel free to add on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted June 11, 2015 Share Posted June 11, 2015 they are pro athletes, not exactly the sharpest tools in the shed. This has nothing to do with intelligence. Openly exposing and pleasuring himself where it's obvious that small children are going to be around and could see him is ******* deviant. He's a piece of sh*t. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted June 11, 2015 Share Posted June 11, 2015 I have one kid, and I mix her name up with the dogs name all the time. Hardly on the same level of shamefulness as getting caught wanking it in the crimson glow of a Target parking lot. Really is funny. Like how do you get to the point that you decide you can;t wait til.l you get home to throw the dice? Was his favorite lotion or those really nice scented Kleenex on sale and he just couldn;t wait? LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FSU_Jet Posted June 11, 2015 Share Posted June 11, 2015 in all fairness, lots of hot soccer moms and milfs that go shopping there late at night. maybe he saw a particularly hot one before heading out, and he just couldn't hold it any longer haha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted June 11, 2015 Share Posted June 11, 2015 Really is funny. Like how do you get to the point that you decide you can;t wait til.l you get home to throw the dice? Was his favorite lotion or those really nice scented Kleenex on sale and he just couldn;t wait? LOL I guess I don't see it as funny, I see it more along the lines of a passive pedophile behavior. I think he's a piece of sh*t. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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