Charlie Brown Posted December 31, 2015 Share Posted December 31, 2015 A twist on the fan rivalry: I'm at the game with my son (13) and two rows back a Jets fan, who has been a consistent pain in the ass all season, starts shouting at Brady as if Brady can hear him. Problem is, he's shouting things that would make George Carlin blush. Things about Giselle performing acts on Brady wearing a certain apparatus, about how Brady does things to pleasure Bellicheck--in graphic detail complete with the happy ending landing in Brady's hair--you get the picture. Unfortunately there is a family of Pats fans with two young kids sitting in front of me and a Jets family with two young teenage daughters around my son's age in front of them. By halftime, everyone's uncomfortable, and not enjoying the game. The vitriol gets more graphic and perverse and loud as the third quarter gets under way. The Pats have a few good plays and suddenly popcorn comes raining down on the Pats family. Then the popcorn bucket. then more vitriol. My son is in the line of fire. He looks at me and says, "dad, should we text that number?" And I answered, "no, we don't do things that way." Another volley of popcorn comes and that's it! I spin around and climb a row and scream, "if another kernel of popcorn ******* hits my son I'm gonna snatch you out of your seat and drag you the **** out of this stadium!" Guy is shocked. Says he didn't do it. I tell him to find out who did because I'm holding him responsible. He says leave him alone--he's here with his dad..."So are those kids who have had to listen to your filthy sh*t all game! **** you and **** your dad for raising such a piece of sh*t!" The folks around me are all season ticket holders who've had enough of this guy all year as well. They hold me back but I've opened the flood gates. Half a dozen people chime in and shout him down. Another threatens to harm him if he says another word to the Pats family. I regain my composure and apologize to my son. He says, "no dad. I wasn't scared. That was good." And we watched the fourth quarter of the last home game in peace finally after an entire season of this a$$hole. And if you're the a$$hole and you're on this board, I'm the big dude in the Klecko Jersey who nearly throttled you last Sunday. Feel free to PM me. Thank you!!! Even Pats fans with kids deserve to come to the game and not be assaulted!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatriotReign37 Posted January 2, 2016 Share Posted January 2, 2016 So you talked crap during the game? How'd that work out for you? Didn't say a word other than the Jets are holding on every play. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatriotReign37 Posted January 2, 2016 Share Posted January 2, 2016 Yes you do. Most fans I have met have been cool, some not. I won't go out of my way to provoke somebody but a lot of Pats fans seem to think they are entitled to refs treating them with deference and when they don't they lose their freaking minds. Go figure. As a Jets fan I expect a bad call (or three) so I am never disappointed. The good and bad calls even out. They could call a penalty on every play, but there is a game to play and who wants football to resemble the NBA. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GandWFan Posted January 2, 2016 Share Posted January 2, 2016 The good and bad calls even out. They could call a penalty on every play, but there is a game to play and who wants football to resemble the NBA. Ha. That's funny... Good job. Btw, we learn from the best. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GandWFan Posted January 2, 2016 Share Posted January 2, 2016 Ha. That's funny... Good job. Btw, we learn from the best. Oops, meant to quote the holding post one up. LOL.. Fail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatriotReign37 Posted January 2, 2016 Share Posted January 2, 2016 Listen, you're usually decent, but ... is your presence here a way of supporting the Jets? Just accept the way I've highlighted the irony of what you said, and move on. Yes, I am supporting the Jets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatriotReign37 Posted January 2, 2016 Share Posted January 2, 2016 Ha. That's funny... Good job. Btw, we learn from the best. It was a joke. The Patriots are the only NFL that holds on every play. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bocajetfan Posted January 2, 2016 Share Posted January 2, 2016 It was a joke. The Patriots are the only NFL that holds on every play. Finally saw the light? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GandWFan Posted January 2, 2016 Share Posted January 2, 2016 It was a joke. The Patriots are the only NFL that holds on every play. Ha, I know it was a joke. I thought it was clever. I was complementing you on your clever funny. Gesh, some people can't take a complement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatriotReign37 Posted January 2, 2016 Share Posted January 2, 2016 Finally saw the light? After reading it here for the 1000 time I believe its true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bocajetfan Posted January 2, 2016 Share Posted January 2, 2016 After reading it here for the 1000 time I believe its true. 1000 times don't ever recall it. being posted hear just thought it was your admission of guilt? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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