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I'm still kinda miffed that I didn't see what the big deal was.

Just another inside joke that I'm out of the loop of.

Just another exciting moment that will be passed down in the annals of JetNation lore to be forever remembered, reminisced, and laughed upon.

And I missed it.

I don't even care that some would call The Event "unpleasant" or "disgusting" or "horrifying", or "soul-reaving". I just would've liked to have been there. To share in such a tragic, yet unifying event that so naturally brings people closer together.

But I missed it.

It's like that time in middle school where I missed like a week of school and came back to find that one of my teachers was fired because he lost his temper and called a student the particular racially-charged word. In class. My class.

But I wasn't there. I didn't share in that experience. It was what everyone was talking about, except for me--because I couldn't.

I missed it.

 

 

 

 

 

Goddamn, I must be bored.

PS: New guy just joined the board and posted in here while I was typing. Suspicious.

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Spoot, it was something you'd never be able to unsee. I haven't slept well at night ever since.

I said that exact same thing each time after I saw the infamous "blue waffle", "lemon party", and "goatsee", all just before saying--each damn time--"I gotta know what the **** that is".

Curiosity is a cruel mistress.

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I'm still kinda miffed that I didn't see what the big deal was.

Just another inside joke that I'm out of the loop of.

Just another exciting moment that will be passed down in the annals of JetNation lore to be forever remembered, reminisced, and laughed upon.

And I missed it.

I don't even care that some would call The Event "unpleasant" or "disgusting" or "horrifying", or "soul-reaving". I just would've liked to have been there. To share in such a tragic, yet unifying event that so naturally brings people closer together.

But I missed it.

It's like that time in middle school where I missed like a week of school and came back to find that one of my teachers was fired because he lost his temper and called a student the particular racially-charged word. In class. My class.

But I wasn't there. I didn't share in that experience. It was what everyone was talking about, except for me--because I couldn't.

I missed it.

 

 

 

 

 

Goddamn, I must be bored.

PS: New guy just joined the board and posted in here while I was typing. Suspicious.

The pictures almost made me through up. Not even kidding. Really horrific.

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I'm still kinda miffed that I didn't see what the big deal was.

Just another inside joke that I'm out of the loop of.

Just another exciting moment that will be passed down in the annals of JetNation lore to be forever remembered, reminisced, and laughed upon.

And I missed it.

I don't even care that some would call The Event "unpleasant" or "disgusting" or "horrifying", or "soul-reaving". I just would've liked to have been there. To share in such a tragic, yet unifying event that so naturally brings people closer together.

But I missed it.

It's like that time in middle school where I missed like a week of school and came back to find that one of my teachers was fired because he lost his temper and called a student the particular racially-charged word. In class. My class.

But I wasn't there. I didn't share in that experience. It was what everyone was talking about, except for me--because I couldn't.

I missed it.

 

 

 

 

 

Goddamn, I must be bored.

PS: New guy just joined the board and posted in here while I was typing. Suspicious.

Sounds like you're the "Blitz" :D 

Ever watched How I met your mother?

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I said that exact same thing each time after I saw the infamous "blue waffle", "lemon party", and "goatsee", all just before saying--each damn time--"I gotta know what the **** that is".

Curiosity is a cruel mistress.

So you haven't seen tubgirl?

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I'm still kinda miffed that I didn't see what the big deal was.

Just another inside joke that I'm out of the loop of.

Just another exciting moment that will be passed down in the annals of JetNation lore to be forever remembered, reminisced, and laughed upon.

And I missed it.

I don't even care that some would call The Event "unpleasant" or "disgusting" or "horrifying", or "soul-reaving". I just would've liked to have been there. To share in such a tragic, yet unifying event that so naturally brings people closer together.

But I missed it.

It's like that time in middle school where I missed like a week of school and came back to find that one of my teachers was fired because he lost his temper and called a student the particular racially-charged word. In class. My class.

But I wasn't there. I didn't share in that experience. It was what everyone was talking about, except for me--because I couldn't.

I missed it.

 

 

 

 

 

Goddamn, I must be bored.

PS: New guy just joined the board and posted in here while I was typing. Suspicious.

If you are really feeling left out, googling images of herpes-infested genitalia will help catch you up.

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Spoot, it was something you'd never be able to unsee. I haven't slept well at night ever since.

I don't know which was worse, the ground beef & waffle iron vagina pics or the jaundice Chip Kelly morph image from yesterday...

They all are disturbing.

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Sounds like you're the "Blitz" :D 

Ever watched How I met your mother?

Nope. Never thought that show was funny.

So you haven't seen tubgirl?

Oh, yes. I remember.

If you are really feeling left out, googling images of herpes-infested genitalia will help catch you up.

Yeah, but which one would be the one.

yep, in big red letters too. Couldn't miss it. Still upset about it. 

^This is the real crime here.

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Meh, I've seen more gut-wrenching stuff in Stokes' home cooking pics on JI.

The spammer's pics were from the same Canadian website that got the site owner arrested for "corrupting public morals" by showing a real Dahmer-esque murder video made by that Canadian cannibal porn dude that was captured in Berlin.

Is that enough research clues for you Spoot?  

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Nope. Never thought that show was funny.

Oh, yes. I remember.

Yeah, but which one would be the one.

^This is the real crime here.

In a nutshell: Everybody who lefts a party early runs the risk of becoming the "Blitz". It's kind of a grudge. In one scene one (the Blitz) leaves the bar early and the moment he leaves the beer tap brakes and the bartender is screaming  "Grab your glasses, free beer for everyone!" So, as soon as the "Blitz" leaves the scene super awesome things are happening to everyone he left behind

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