Sign-ups! Might be Harry Potter if everyone is cool with it.

[Leelou]

Players to here: 

1. Crusher
2. Brett
3. CTM
4. Spoooooot
5. Decker
6. Ape
7. Pac
8. Wes
9. 80
10. SMC
11. Lily
12. Verbsy
13. JC
14. Hess
15. JVoR
16. Dan (possibly)
17. AVM ????

[The Crusher]

30 minutes ago, Jets Voice of Reason said:

Contemplating signing my daughter up so I can manage 3 accounts.

As forum moderator I take no issue with this but tradition does dictate you sign her up as your son first . Then after six months she will morph into your daughter.  You know.   Like old times.  

[Integrity28]

Wow. Just watched Spotlight... I have a whole understanding of everything that's wrong with CTM.

[Smashmouth]

I'm changing my style

I Blame Hess 100 %

With that being said I vote CTM FTMFW

[Integrity28]

1 hour ago, Jets Voice of Reason said:

So catch me up, AVM is getting married? Congrats, man!! 

Things you have missed, in no particular order:

• I made Smashmouth quit mafia
• Nolder made Crusher quit mafia
• Leelou and Nyn send people picture of their nudies
• Pac stole all the identities of the people in his fantasy football league, then made it the sh*ttiest league of all time
• Doggin still hasn't returned the money he took when we made him "treasurer" of the fantasy league a few years ago
• I made Slats quit mafia
• Your wife had a baby
• It's not mine, I swear
• Vic disappeared from the face of the Earth, nobody noticed
• Sharrow disappeared from the face of the Earth, everyone noticed
• Brett quit mafia, nobody noticed
• Brett came back to mafia, then changed his name to GayCashMoney, then played like the love-child of Jack D and Darthe, then posted a picture of himself and his pear shaped mooby body
• Leelou moved to the west coast
• Boobs
• I made Bleedin quit mafia
• Pac got a promotion, he's now operating the 30" riding mower
• JIF is still a chinless twink who lives with meth heads
• Rochester having nice trees still isn't enough to disguise that it's Rochester
• Verbal has a Ken doll crotch
• Hess left for a while, then came back... I had nothing to do with either choice
• I made Wombat quit mafia
• Jetscode forgot how to play mafia
• Lily is always scummy
• A whole bunch of other stuff...
• Which brings us up to Vote Chump (Trape) in 2016: Make America Ape Again

 

Let me know if you have any questions.

[Integrity28]

2 minutes ago, Smashmouth said:

I'm changing my style

I Blame Hess 100 %

With that being said I vote CTM FTMFW

glad to have you back 

[Integrity28]

51 minutes ago, CTM said:

Hess being in the coconut business makes as much sense as Klacko being in the anchor business. 

I like it

 

Or you being ... nevermind, too easy

[CTM]

7 minutes ago, Smashmouth said:

I'm changing my style

I Blame Hess 100 %

With that being said I vote CTM FTMFW

fml

 

[CTM]

10 minutes ago, Integrity28 said:

Things you have missed, in no particular order:

• I made Smashmouth quit mafia
• Nolder made Crusher quit mafia
• Leelou and Nyn send people picture of their nudies
• Pac stole all the identities of the people in his fantasy football league, then made it the sh*ttiest league of all time
• Doggin still hasn't returned the money he took when we made him "treasurer" of the fantasy league a few years ago
• I made Slats quit mafia
• Your wife had a baby
• It's not mine, I swear
• Vic disappeared from the face of the Earth, nobody noticed
• Sharrow disappeared from the face of the Earth, everyone noticed
• Brett quit mafia, nobody noticed
• Brett came back to mafia, then changed his name to GayCashMoney, then played like the love-child of Jack D and Darthe, then posted a picture of himself and his pear shaped mooby body
• Leelou moved to the west coast
• Boobs
• I made Bleedin quit mafia
• Pac got a promotion, he's now operating the 30" riding mower
• JIF is still a chinless twink who lives with meth heads
• Rochester having nice trees still isn't enough to disguise that it's Rochester
• Verbal has a Ken doll crotch
• Hess left for a while, then came back... I had nothing to do with either choice
• I made Wombat quit mafia
• Jetscode forgot how to play mafia
• Lily is always scummy
• A whole bunch of other stuff...
• Which brings us up to Vote Chump (Trape) in 2016: Make America Ape Again

 

Let me know if you have any questions.

[CTM]

15 minutes ago, Integrity28 said:

Things you have missed, in no particular order:

• I made Smashmouth quit mafia
• Nolder made Crusher quit mafia
• Leelou and Nyn send people picture of their nudies
• Pac stole all the identities of the people in his fantasy football league, then made it the sh*ttiest league of all time
• Doggin still hasn't returned the money he took when we made him "treasurer" of the fantasy league a few years ago
• I made Slats quit mafia
• Your wife had a baby
• It's not mine, I swear
• Vic disappeared from the face of the Earth, nobody noticed
• Sharrow disappeared from the face of the Earth, everyone noticed
• Brett quit mafia, nobody noticed
• Brett came back to mafia, then changed his name to GayCashMoney, then played like the love-child of Jack D and Darthe, then posted a picture of himself and his pear shaped mooby body
• Leelou moved to the west coast
• Boobs
• I made Bleedin quit mafia
• Pac got a promotion, he's now operating the 30" riding mower
• JIF is still a chinless twink who lives with meth heads
• Rochester having nice trees still isn't enough to disguise that it's Rochester
• Verbal has a Ken doll crotch
• Hess left for a while, then came back... I had nothing to do with either choice
• I made Wombat quit mafia
• Jetscode forgot how to play mafia
• Lily is always scummy
• A whole bunch of other stuff...
• Which brings us up to Vote Chump (Trape) in 2016: Make America Ape Again

 

Let me know if you have any questions.

You did leave out you and Spoots chronic diarrhea and the revelation that you play mafia exclusively from the toilet bowl.

also 80 still a virgin, although I guess that is a given

 

[Integrity28]

5 minutes ago, CTM said:

You did leave out you and Spoots chronic diarrhea and the revelation that you play mafia exclusively from the toilet bowl.

also 80 still a virgin, although I guess that is a given

 

Noted on the diarrhea. I honestly meant to end with 80 virgin, then Trape... and totally forgot 80 exhisted... I guess that makes me every girl in the world's vagina.

[The Crusher]

47 minutes ago, Smashmouth said:

I'm changing my style

I Blame Hess 100 %

With that being said I vote CTM FTMFW

**** Im talking about right here

[Pac]

Just now, The Crusher said:

**** Im talking about right here

I can haz teh credits?

[The Crusher]

Just now, Pac said:

I can haz teh credits?

Please.  Enjoy.

[Leelou]

Players to here: 

1. Crusher
2. Brett
3. CTM
4. Spoooooot
5. Decker
6. Ape
7. Pac
8. Wes
9. 80
10. SMC
11. Lily
12. Verbsy
13. JC
14. Hess
15. JVoR
16. Smash
17. Dan (possibly)
18. AVM ????

[SMC]

2 hours ago, Jets Voice of Reason said:

If hess plays i'm in. 

11 hours ago, SMC said:

[Spoot-Face]

23 minutes ago, Leelou said:

Players to here: 

1. Crusher
2. Brett
3. CTM
4. Spoooooot
5. Decker
6. Ape
7. Pac
8. Wes
9. 80
10. SMC
11. Lily
12. Verbsy
13. JC
14. Hess
15. JVoR
16. Smash
17. Dan (possibly)
18. AVM ????

Goddamn. This is going to be the biggest game I've played in yet.

So many chances for things to go wrong!!

[Pac]

11 minutes ago, Spoot-Face said:

Goddamn. This is going to be the biggest game I've played in yet.

So many chances for things to go wrong!!

Your best bet is to be my apprentice.  Follow my lead and agree with my arguments.

If I'm town and everyone does this it will be a swift victory.

What you don't want to do is listen to SMC.  Last year he adopted the most infantile strategy ever with SMC's Paint by Numbers Mafia © and completely lucked into a lame victory.  It was laughably bad -- especially for a supposed seasoned vet.

[Leelou]

16 minutes ago, Spoot-Face said:

Goddamn. This is going to be the biggest game I've played in yet.

So many chances for things to go wrong!!

lol

Just a reminder, sign ups are open til Monday.

[StraightCash]

Just now, Leelou said:

lol

Just a reminder, sign ups are open til Monday.

Can you close them before Jif gets back? That would be the cherry topping on a great roster

[Leelou]

1 minute ago, StraightCash said:

Can you close them before Jif gets back? That would be the cherry topping on a great roster

No.

[Spoot-Face]

3 minutes ago, Pac said:

Your best bet is to be my apprentice.  Follow my lead and agree with my arguments.

If I'm town and everyone does this it will be a swift victory.

What you don't want to do is listen to SMC.  Last year he adopted the most infantile strategy ever with SMC's Paint by Numbers Mafia © and completely lucked into a lame victory.  It was laughably bad -- especially for a supposed seasoned vet.

I googled "Mexican apprentice" and soooo many pictures of Trump came up. Then there was this one:

[Spoot-Face]

4 minutes ago, StraightCash said:

Can you close them before Jif gets back? That would be the cherry topping on a great roster

I legit thought that said "cherry popping". I then googled "El Salvador gay", to find a picture to make fun of JiF.

I was way too quick on the Google draw. I think something unspeakable happened to me in that Mason QT with JiF and Crusher.

Somebody, get me 2 CCs of DD boobs, stat!

[Leelou]

3 minutes ago, Spoot-Face said:

I legit thought that said "cherry popping". I then googled "El Salvador gay", to find a picture to make fun of JiF.

I was way too quick on the Google draw. I think something unspeakable happened to me in that Mason QT with JiF and Crusher.

Somebody, get me 2 CCs of DD boobs, stat!

GIYF

[AVM]

5 hours ago, Jets Voice of Reason said:

So catch me up, AVM is getting married? Congrats, man!! 

Heck yeah, thanks man! Not quite as big as your life news but a big enough step for me haha

4 hours ago, Jets Voice of Reason said:

Just excited to hang out again. I see CTM and Ape still get along.

It's a tale as old as time....the beast and the beast.

[Smashmouth]

3 hours ago, Pac said:

Your best bet is to be my apprentice.  Follow my lead and agree with my arguments.

If I'm town and everyone does this it will be a swift victory.

What you don't want to do is listen to SMC.  Last year he adopted the most infantile strategy ever with SMC's Paint by Numbers Mafia © and completely lucked into a lame victory.  It was laughably bad -- especially for a supposed seasoned vet.

[Smashmouth]

3 hours ago, Spoot-Face said:

I googled "Mexican apprentice" and soooo many pictures of Trump came up. Then there was this one:

add lawn mower to the search and BOOM

[Smashmouth]

17 hours ago, Jetsfan80 said:

If Smash plays, he definitely gets Bernie Sanders' voice.

ok that was funny but FU

[Smashmouth]

[CTM]

Dysfunctional Family Reunion status?

 

[CTM]

[CTM]

Also, I found this when searching for it's on meme's.  

 

[Integrity28]

Update on that DM game: the Cop just revealed on D1 with no pressure. Also, tons and tons of meaningless words about feelings. Nothing about logic or examining motives. Incredible.

You can't make this sh*t up. 

[CTM]

3 minutes ago, Integrity28 said:

Update on that DM game: the Cop just revealed on D1 with no pressure. Also, tons and tons of meaningless words about feelings. Nothing about logic or examining motives. Incredible.

You can't make this sh*t up. 

sounds like you fit right in? 

[Integrity28]

Just now, CTM said:

sounds like you fit right in? 

That was a layup... but joking aside, do you remember that time you and I were in a big game there, and we had that PM conversation going on the side? neither of us even cared about the outcome or each other's alignment, we were just corresponding because of how flummoxed we were by how awful the play and blabbering was? 

That.