djaparz Posted March 16, 2005 Share Posted March 16, 2005 A Married Italian Man > > A married Italian man went into the confessional and said > to his priest, "I almost had an affair with another woman." > > The priest said, "What do you mean, almost?" > > The man said, well we got undressed and rubbed > together, but then I stopped." > > The priest said, "Rubbing together is the same as > putting it in. You're not to see that woman again. For > your penance, say five Hail Mary's and put $50 in the > poor box." > > The man left the confessional, said his prayers, > and then walked over to the poor box. He paused for a > moment and then started to leave. > > The priest, who was watching, quickly ran over to him > saying, "I saw that. You didn't put any money in the > poor box!" > > The man replied, "Yeah, but I rubbed the $50 on > the box, and according to you, that's the same as putting it > in. > Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verde Posted March 16, 2005 Share Posted March 16, 2005 Very funny DJ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djaparz Posted March 16, 2005 Author Share Posted March 16, 2005 thank you thank you - i will be here all week - try the veal!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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