DPR Posted May 12, 2016 Author Share Posted May 12, 2016 Marlin fishing is a tricky business - and the trick is to use the right bait. The boats at JetNation Island are always stocked with just the right bait, but nobody really cared. They tied the fishing line around Wombat and tossed him into the drink. After trolling for some time, Wombat began to splash about... Despite all odds, it looked like a Marlin was interested in the bait. The fact that is was a really, really big marlin had a lot to do with what happened next... The giant fish swam deep, turned around and rocketed toward the surface, perfectly skewering the writhing rodent. The marlin erupted from the sea, winked at the boat and flung the rodent's corpse to the deck. Someone had the decency to nudge the dead thing back over the side. WOMBAT, MAFIA, HAS BEEN USED AS BAIT. IT IS NOW NIGHT. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leelou Posted May 12, 2016 Share Posted May 12, 2016 Bam. Called it D1. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted May 12, 2016 Share Posted May 12, 2016 Damn, LOL. Well done 80 and @Dan. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leelou Posted May 12, 2016 Share Posted May 12, 2016 So Pac or CTM. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac Posted May 12, 2016 Share Posted May 12, 2016 27 minutes ago, Leelou said: We'll lynch him next. why wait? this is boring. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted May 12, 2016 Share Posted May 12, 2016 Awesome. Thank you for not countering, real doc. Unless it was Dan. In which case thanks for shooting at Wombat so we could go 4 scum in 4 days. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted May 12, 2016 Share Posted May 12, 2016 2 minutes ago, Leelou said: So Pac or CTM. Pac is 10000000 % the speedlynch tomorrow. For so many reasons. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac Posted May 12, 2016 Share Posted May 12, 2016 5 minutes ago, D P R said: Marlin fishing is a tricky business - and the trick is to use the right bait. The boats at JetNation Island are always stocked with just the right bait, but nobody really cared. They tied the fishing line around Wombat and tossed him into the drink. After trolling for some time, Wombat began to splash about... Despite all odds, it looked like a Marlin was interested in the bait. The fact that is was a really, really big marlin had a lot to do with what happened next... The giant fish swam deep, turned around and rocketed toward the surface, perfectly skewering the writhing rodent. The marlin erupted from the sea, winked at the boat and flung the rodent's corpse to the deck. Someone had the decency to nudge the dead thing back over the side. WOMBAT, MAFIA, HAS BEEN USED AS BAIT. IT IS NOW NIGHT. duh.. boring game is boring. that mafia team ******* sucked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted May 12, 2016 Share Posted May 12, 2016 Just now, Pac said: duh.. boring game is boring. that mafia team ******* sucked. duh?? You've been trying to get CTM, Leelou, JiF or me lynched all day today. The mafia team f*cking sucks because you're on it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted May 12, 2016 Share Posted May 12, 2016 22 minutes ago, Integrity28 said: Unvote Wombat has been at L1 twice this morning, for the better part of the morning. What do we want to do here? JIF has been online and didn't hammer with the chance to. I was online and didn't hammer when AVM put him at L1. AVM sort of pooped himself when I tried to talk it through with him. He's still online though and not hammering at L1. So, this situation has been telling... What do you guys want to do here? Do you get 2 votes? How were you going to hammer him when you were one of the ones that put him at L-1 ape may be scum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac Posted May 12, 2016 Share Posted May 12, 2016 21 minutes ago, JiF said: Yeah but Pac doesnt care and he's super smart and stuff. Pac doesn't care because this might be the easiest puzzle I've ever seen. The mafia team has been an abhorrent. You guys are hi fiving each other like the last 3 lynches have been anything but completely obvious lol. I'm trying to add some juice to this game. Not DPR's fault his mafia team sucked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVM Posted May 12, 2016 Share Posted May 12, 2016 Just now, CTM said: Do you get 2 votes? How were you going to hammer him when you were one of the ones that put him at L-1 ape may be scum I put Wom at L-1, then Ape popped up and I unvoted. Then Ape voted Wom...and I eventually came back in and hammered. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted May 12, 2016 Share Posted May 12, 2016 1 minute ago, Pac said: Pac doesn't care because this might be the easiest puzzle I've ever seen. The mafia team has been an abhorrent. You guys are hi fiving each other like the last 3 lynches have been anything but completely obvious lol. I'm trying to add some juice to this game. Not DPR's fault his mafia team sucked. ^^^ Bitter scum pissed off at his teammates. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac Posted May 12, 2016 Share Posted May 12, 2016 I'd like to claim scum. CTM is my last partner. lynch me first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVM Posted May 12, 2016 Share Posted May 12, 2016 Just now, Jetsfan80 said: ^^^ Bitter scum pissed off at his teammates. Just too early for white russians imho Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac Posted May 12, 2016 Share Posted May 12, 2016 Just now, Jetsfan80 said: ^^^ Bitter scum pissed off at his teammates. got me. hyper lynch me at the break of dawn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiF Posted May 12, 2016 Share Posted May 12, 2016 WORST SCUM TEAM EVER 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVM Posted May 12, 2016 Share Posted May 12, 2016 Just now, Pac said: I'd like to claim scum. CTM is my last partner. lynch me first. Ya but neighbors or mason tho? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac Posted May 12, 2016 Share Posted May 12, 2016 Just now, JiF said: WORST SCUM TEAM EVER First accurate thing you've said this game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiF Posted May 12, 2016 Share Posted May 12, 2016 3 minutes ago, Pac said: Pac doesn't care because this might be the easiest puzzle I've ever seen. The mafia team has been an abhorrent. You guys are hi fiving each other like the last 3 lynches have been anything but completely obvious lol. I'm trying to add some juice to this game. Not DPR's fault his mafia team sucked. You die tomorrow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac Posted May 12, 2016 Share Posted May 12, 2016 Just now, JiF said: You die tomorrow. I certainly hope so lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiF Posted May 12, 2016 Share Posted May 12, 2016 2 minutes ago, Pac said: I'd like to claim scum. CTM is my last partner. lynch me first. Deal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiF Posted May 12, 2016 Share Posted May 12, 2016 2 minutes ago, Pac said: got me. hyper lynch me at the break of dawn. Fastest lynch ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac Posted May 12, 2016 Share Posted May 12, 2016 CTM you owe me one.. I'm rooting for the miracle comeback. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiF Posted May 12, 2016 Share Posted May 12, 2016 2 minutes ago, Pac said: First accurate thing you've said this game. You're by far, bar none, the worst player in the game. Bye bye 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac Posted May 12, 2016 Share Posted May 12, 2016 Just now, JiF said: Fastest lynch ever. no you won't pussy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted May 12, 2016 Share Posted May 12, 2016 6 minutes ago, Leelou said: So Pac or CTM. Lol.. I had wwwombat and SMC in my top 3 on day 1 and stated so. I Voted wwwombat out of the gate day 2 until switching to smc later, and made the critical vote switch taking lilly from 4 votes to 3 and moving jvor from 3 to 4 yesterday. I've yet to be part of a town lynch and been on all scum lynches. All of this is true 0% chance Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted May 12, 2016 Share Posted May 12, 2016 4 minutes ago, CTM said: Do you get 2 votes? How were you going to hammer him when you were one of the ones that put him at L-1 ape may be scum wut? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leelou Posted May 12, 2016 Share Posted May 12, 2016 Just now, Pac said: no you won't pussy. I will. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac Posted May 12, 2016 Share Posted May 12, 2016 Why did I kill Crush you ask? cause he's a fat slob that got in my way.. I shot JC because he wasn't saying much of anything and no one could gleen anything from it. Dan was on to us and only a matter of time before she caught me so it was time for her to go. I'm trying to decide who to shoot now.. hmm... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted May 12, 2016 Share Posted May 12, 2016 1 minute ago, CTM said: Lol.. I had wwwombat and SMC in my top 3 on day 1 and stated so. I Voted wwwombat out of the gate day 2 until switching to smc later, and made the critical vote switch taking lilly from 4 votes to 3 and moving jvor from 3 to 4 yesterday. I've yet to be part of a town lynch and been on all scum lynches. All of this is true 0% chance insecuritape ^^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted May 12, 2016 Share Posted May 12, 2016 1 minute ago, Integrity28 said: wut? you unvoted after avm, how could you hammer post avm's vote when you were voting wwwombat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac Posted May 12, 2016 Share Posted May 12, 2016 Just now, Leelou said: I will. well yeah of course.. I'm the only one that called you out on your absurd reveal. why? because I'm scum twirling my junk in the towns faces. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted May 12, 2016 Share Posted May 12, 2016 i still think lilly is a possibility, more so than pac won't be voting pac tomorrow. lily, verb more likely imo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiF Posted May 12, 2016 Share Posted May 12, 2016 3 minutes ago, Pac said: no you won't pussy. 2 minutes ago, Pac said: Why did I kill Crush you ask? cause he's a fat slob that got in my way.. I shot JC because he wasn't saying much of anything and no one could gleen anything from it. Dan was on to us and only a matter of time before she caught me so it was time for her to go. I'm trying to decide who to shoot now.. hmm... What a twat. Your death will be swift and painful. DIBS ON THE HAMMER! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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