Maxman Posted June 12, 2016 Share Posted June 12, 2016 You have to fight a Jets player and he can't be a kicker or a punter. It has to be someone on the roster now (can't be Ryan Fitzpatrick). Who would you fight and why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted June 12, 2016 Author Share Posted June 12, 2016 It is June people. If you think the topics are bad now wait until the middle of July when we are tired of discussing minicamp lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SenorGato Posted June 12, 2016 Share Posted June 12, 2016 Mangold or Wilkerson, whichever one dares face the fury. Either way my intention here is to take out the alpha on either side of the ball. Given their advantages of size, reach, and the money to bribe any refs, I will have to rely only on strength, agility, stamina, ferocity, intelligence, technique, and overall power levels. I'd make sure the fight occurs at a full moon to even take their size and reach advantages away, turning an 8 second fight into a 5 second one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BurnleyJet Posted June 12, 2016 Share Posted June 12, 2016 It's got to be Geno, the punk owes me £422, ($600). Also perhaps start Jets Nation fight club? - First dibs on T.S... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RutgersJetFan Posted June 12, 2016 Share Posted June 12, 2016 Marshall. Guys who beat on chicks usually go down pretty easy. Guy I'd least want to fight is Maudlin. With what that guy has been through he's likely to fight to the death and **** those guys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sperm Edwards Posted June 12, 2016 Share Posted June 12, 2016 7 hours ago, RutgersJetFan said: Marshall. He said one player. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obrien2Toon Posted June 12, 2016 Share Posted June 12, 2016 No one on current roster, but would've loved to take a shot at K. Wilson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irish Jet Posted June 12, 2016 Share Posted June 12, 2016 It's actually a surprisingly likeable roster. Normally I'd be able to bang out 5 or 6. I'd imagine I could dislocate Milliner's jaw just by staring at him so he'd be a nice tuneup. A super fight with Revis would be pretty gangster, I'd stave him off with the jab for a decision win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kleckineau Posted June 12, 2016 Share Posted June 12, 2016 Devin Smith. Because he is such a wasted pick and deserves a good beat down for Bowles and Maccs poor decision. I would go right for his bad knee with a kick then have him helpless and begging to go back to Ohio so he can become a gym teacher. If we could include C/S I would roundhouse kick Bowles in his jelly gut and work him over as punishment for his Buffalo game plans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warfish Posted June 12, 2016 Share Posted June 12, 2016 6 hours ago, Maxman said: You have to fight a Jets player and he can't be a kicker or a punter. It has to be someone on the roster now (can't be Ryan Fitzpatrick). Who would you fight and why? The smallest, weakest player. No pride in fighting. But I can't think of anyone on this roster I really dislike personally/personality enough to want to fight them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New York Mick Posted June 12, 2016 Share Posted June 12, 2016 Max remember when we had that talk about me posting drunk. My PM is always open if you need to talk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hitman Harris Posted June 12, 2016 Share Posted June 12, 2016 Dee Milliner. I could just look at him hard and his bones would shatter. I wouldn't even need to put down my joint or take off my flipflops. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hitman Harris Posted June 12, 2016 Share Posted June 12, 2016 2 hours ago, Irish Jet said: It's actually a surprisingly likeable roster. Normally I'd be able to bang out 5 or 6. I'd imagine I could dislocate Milliner's jaw just by staring at him so he'd be a nice tuneup. A super fight with Revis would be pretty gangster, I'd stave him off with the jab for a decision win. SOB YOU BEAT ME TO IT! lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NYs Stepchild Posted June 12, 2016 Share Posted June 12, 2016 I know Maine would love take out Lee. He's like 5 foot tall and 130 lbs...in his eyes. I would pick Winters because I would like to give someone else a shot at his job. He would fall right over and I could just beat him on the ground. The other guy would be Bohanon who I think has such depth perception issues that he'd never hit anyone on the move. Also a waste of a roster spot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted June 12, 2016 Share Posted June 12, 2016 I'd love to kick the sh*t out of Hackenberg just to see who he would blame for his lack of fighting skills. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsplayer21 Posted June 12, 2016 Share Posted June 12, 2016 Hackenberg.. Not because I don't like him.. I'm just curious if he is tough enough to make it.. If he kicks my ass I will walk away happy At Least knowing he has a chance to be the future qb we have been looking a long time for ha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted June 12, 2016 Share Posted June 12, 2016 "At my dojo <pauses to collect himself> we never even practiced the Eagle's Claw style." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Long Island Leprechaun Posted June 12, 2016 Share Posted June 12, 2016 1 hour ago, Warfish said: The smallest, weakest player. No pride in fighting. But I can't think of anyone on this roster I really dislike personally/personality enough to want to fight them. LOL. This was a test for the absence of the fantasy gene. We have a winner! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FidelioJet Posted June 12, 2016 Share Posted June 12, 2016 Decker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Long Island Leprechaun Posted June 12, 2016 Share Posted June 12, 2016 21 minutes ago, NYs Stepchild said: I know Maine would love take out Lee. He's like 5 foot tall and 130 lbs...in his eyes. I would pick Winters because I would like to give someone else a shot at his job. He would fall right over and I could just beat him on the ground. The other guy would be Bohanon who I think has such depth perception issues that he'd never hit anyone on the move. Also a waste of a roster spot. Mainejet wouldn't demean himself to fight with "small fry." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jett Posted June 12, 2016 Share Posted June 12, 2016 Geno then maybe the threads will stop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lupz27 Posted June 12, 2016 Share Posted June 12, 2016 Yeah like most said this is a very likeable roster, there is a certain player when he signs I would love to kick the sh*t out of, but like Max said current roster only. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neckdemon Posted June 12, 2016 Share Posted June 12, 2016 1 hour ago, Hitman Harris said: SOB YOU BEAT ME TO IT! lol whats the chick with the t*ts name? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigRy56 Posted June 12, 2016 Share Posted June 12, 2016 Geno, he's got a glass jaw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatsFanTX Posted June 12, 2016 Share Posted June 12, 2016 I'd love to kick the sh*t out of Hackenberg just to see who he would blame for his lack of fighting skills. Good choice, half his punches would miss you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted June 12, 2016 Share Posted June 12, 2016 Just now, PatsFanTX said: Good choice, Hal his punches would miss you. Niiiiiiice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarge4Tide Posted June 12, 2016 Share Posted June 12, 2016 Dee Milliner, my only hope is that he'd pull a hammy trying to chase me down Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chirorob Posted June 12, 2016 Share Posted June 12, 2016 1 hour ago, Sarge4Tide said: Dee Milliner, my only hope is that he'd pull a hammy trying to chase me down That was my choice, for the exact same reason. Mangold maybe. He's old and beat up, maybe I could out run him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saul Goodman Posted June 12, 2016 Share Posted June 12, 2016 Anyone drafted by John Idzik. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larz Posted June 12, 2016 Share Posted June 12, 2016 Breno. He's about my size Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly12 Posted June 12, 2016 Share Posted June 12, 2016 1 hour ago, Saul Goodman said: Anyone drafted by John Idzik. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GenoTime Posted June 12, 2016 Share Posted June 12, 2016 If Fitzpatrick comes back I'd kick the crap out of him and drag him up and down the field by his stupid ass beard. It's Genos time now, don't make me beat up an Amish dude Mac, they seem so peaceful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Jets fan Posted June 12, 2016 Share Posted June 12, 2016 Geno is too easy of an answer, and would be too easy if a fight. I will say I do not want to fight mangold. He would kill ya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted June 12, 2016 Share Posted June 12, 2016 I'd fight Buster Skrine because once I knock him out with the old one, two...I'm going Brutus the Barber Beefcake on him and cutting that ugly ass mop he's got going on top of his head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted June 12, 2016 Share Posted June 12, 2016 How many spaces in the buffet line did they skip me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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