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Hotel Bill

A husband and wife are travelling by car from

Sydney to Cairns. After almost twenty-four hours on the road, they're too tired to continue, and they decide to stop for a rest.

They stop at a nice hotel and take a room, but they

only plan to sleep for four hours and then get back on the road. When

they check out four hours later, the desk clerk hands them a bill for

$350. The man explodes and demands to know why the charge is so

high. He tells the clerk although it's a nice hotel, the

rooms certainly aren't worth $350. When the clerk tells him $350 is

the standard rate, the man insists on speaking to the Manager.> > The Manager appears, listens to the man, and then

explains that the hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge

conference centre that were available for the husband and wife to use. "But we

didn't use them," the man complains "Well, they are here, and you could have," explains the Manager. He goes on to explain they could have taken in one of the shows for which the hotel is famous. "The best entertainers from New York, Hollywood and Las Vegas perform

here," the Manager says. "But we didn't go to any of those shows," complains the man again. "Well, we have them, and you could have," the

Manager replies. No matter what facility the Manager mentions, the

Man replies, "But we didn't use it!" The Manager is unmoved, and

Eventually the man gives up and agrees to pay. He writes a cheque and gives it to the Manager. The Manager is surprised when he looks at the cheque ..But, sir," he says, "this cheque is only made

Out for $50.""That's right," says the man. "I charged you $300

For sleeping with my wife."

But I didn't!" exclaims the Manager.

"Well," the man replies, "she was here, and you

could have."

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