djaparz Posted March 16, 2005 Share Posted March 16, 2005 > A husband walks into Fredrick's of Hollywood to purchase some sheer > lingerie for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range > from $250 to $500 in price, the more sheer, the higher the price. > He opts for the sheerest item, pays the $500 and takes the lingerie home. He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on > and model it for him.cUpstairs, the wife thinks, I have an idea. It's so sheer that it > might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow and keep the $500 refund for myself. So she appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose. The husband says, 'Good Lord! You'd think that for $500, they'd at least iron it.' > > .He never heard the shot. Funeral services are pending. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toon88 Posted March 16, 2005 Share Posted March 16, 2005 LMAO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly Posted March 16, 2005 Share Posted March 16, 2005 having just returned from a trip to fla & bought my wife toys from vic's secrets, I found that hilarious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toon88 Posted March 16, 2005 Share Posted March 16, 2005 dude, forget the DJ'ing, with all these jokes you been posting lately, looks like you should get into stand up comedy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spjets Posted March 16, 2005 Share Posted March 16, 2005 having just returned from a trip to fla & bought my wife toys from vic's secrets, I found that hilarious toys ...as in ???????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djaparz Posted March 16, 2005 Author Share Posted March 16, 2005 its funny you say that - because sometimes during parties that are getting boring i will tell jokes during dinner and dessert parts if the event just to break the ice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toon88 Posted March 16, 2005 Share Posted March 16, 2005 its funny you say that - because sometimes during parties that are getting boring i will tell jokes during dinner and dessert parts if the event just to break the ice LOL...better that than what happened at a party I went to last year. Buddy of mines wife threw him a 30th b-day party. she went all out, DJ too. So about an hour in, NOBODY was dancing or paying attention to the DJ really(might have had something to do with the guy playing ALL music from 1974, the year my buddy was born), so the DJ gets on the mic and starts yelling for people to dance, that your not over the hill yet, stop acting like a bunch of "OLD F&$KS". most people just laughed it off, thinking it was a joke or something. after 10 minutes and getting no response, he says "F this, there's a jukebox in the corner, play whatever you want, I'm getting the F outta here" packed up his stuff and took off. guess he should have tried your approach of a joke 1st to break the ice! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djaparz Posted March 16, 2005 Author Share Posted March 16, 2005 wow not very professional - you always get a a party that the guest don;t dance - usually its because they either don;t like dancing or they just want to talk and stuff with their friends... As long as i am playing music they like and they are not complaining then i know its not me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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