Jetsfan80 Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 Lily you modded the first game I ever played in, Clue Mafia. I accidentally set off a "trigger" with one of my posts that killed SMC on D1. The rest is history. Including the part where I haven't improved much at this game since that day. You never forget your first time. Or so I am told. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lily Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 Aww, I was your first? This game has triggers, too. I forgot I had done that here already. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 5 minutes ago, Lily said: This game has triggers, too. F*ck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lily Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 My first game here was alts. I don't really enjoy alt games as a player. My second game here was memorable, though. I was the leader of the bad guys - maybe a godfather, don't remember that part - and the other team of bad guys had to keep me alive to satisfy their winco. I'm telling you they had to work hard at it. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deckerfan Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 21 minutes ago, Jetsfan80 said: Lily you modded the first game I ever played in, Clue Mafia. I accidentally set off a "trigger" with one of my posts that killed SMC on D1. The rest is history. Including the part where I haven't improved much at this game since that day. You never forget your first time. Or so I am told. your game was my first. there were two groups of masons and town lynched within both of them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lily Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 And I was your mason partner. In fact, I was your partner for your first two games. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smashmouth Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 So how will the alts work ? Will Lily be sending us a login and password in our role PM ? @Lily Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lily Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 Yes. I already have them written. Just waiting to rand the players. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nolder Posted July 26, 2016 Author Share Posted July 26, 2016 1 hour ago, Jetsfan80 said: Lily you modded the first game I ever played in, Clue Mafia. I accidentally set off a "trigger" with one of my posts that killed SMC on D1. The rest is history. Including the part where I haven't improved much at this game since that day. You never forget your first time. Or so I am told. I was the first mate on a pirate ship on another forum, in another time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smashmouth Posted July 27, 2016 Share Posted July 27, 2016 4 hours ago, Nolder said: I was the first mate on a pirate ship on another forum, in another time... now you're just a parrot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lily Posted July 27, 2016 Share Posted July 27, 2016 @Spoot-Face Come play! Who else have we missed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted July 27, 2016 Share Posted July 27, 2016 7 hours ago, deckerfan said: your game was my first. there were two groups of masons and town lynched within both of them 7 hours ago, Lily said: And I was your mason partner. In fact, I was your partner for your first two games. I intentionally did that so Lily could "mentor" Decker. That worked well! However, I also paired Hess with No Penis as scum so Hess could "mentor" him. Uh, yeah, suffice it to say No Penis was....shall we say....uncoachable? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted July 27, 2016 Share Posted July 27, 2016 9 hours ago, Smashmouth said: now you're just a parrot Do parrots really sleep that much? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted July 27, 2016 Share Posted July 27, 2016 Fun fact: President Andrew Jackson owned a parrot. At Jackson's funeral, they had to remove it from the area because it wouldn't stop cursing. Yep, that happened. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted July 27, 2016 Share Posted July 27, 2016 WHERE IS MY ROLE PM?????????????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DPR Posted July 27, 2016 Share Posted July 27, 2016 55 minutes ago, Jetsfan80 said: Fun fact: President Andrew Jackson owned a parrot. At Jackson's funeral, they had to remove it from the area because it wouldn't stop cursing. Yep, that happened. ******* parrots... amirite?! I've been removed from forums for the same thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoot-Face Posted July 27, 2016 Share Posted July 27, 2016 12 hours ago, Lily said: @Spoot-Face Come play! Who else have we missed? Sorry, Lily. I'm not feeling very enthusiastic about much lately. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gone Posted July 27, 2016 Share Posted July 27, 2016 I R sleepy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted July 27, 2016 Share Posted July 27, 2016 18 minutes ago, Spoot-Face said: Sorry, Lily. I'm not feeling very enthusiastic about much lately. </3 What's wrong buddy? Talk to us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lizard King Posted July 27, 2016 Share Posted July 27, 2016 On 7/25/2016 at 7:24 AM, The Crusher said: @Lizard King come play. I don't have the time these days but thanks for asking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoot-Face Posted July 27, 2016 Share Posted July 27, 2016 20 minutes ago, Jetsfan80 said: </3 What's wrong buddy? Talk to us. In a nutshell, you could say I was friend-zoned by someone I was really starting to like. A lot. I thought she felt the same. I was sadly mistaken. Now I just lost a really good friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted July 27, 2016 Share Posted July 27, 2016 8 minutes ago, Spoot-Face said: In a nutshell, you could say I was friend-zoned by someone I was really starting to like. A lot. I thought she felt the same. I was sadly mistaken. Now I just lost a really good friend. Been there several times my man, to the surprise of no one. That sucks. I think you need Mafia more than ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoot-Face Posted July 27, 2016 Share Posted July 27, 2016 3 minutes ago, Jetsfan80 said: Been there several times my man, to the surprise of no one. That sucks. I think you need Mafia more than ever. What I need more than ever is to get drunk at noon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lizard King Posted July 27, 2016 Share Posted July 27, 2016 6 minutes ago, Spoot-Face said: What I need more than ever is to get drunk at noon. you need to show her, in no uncertain terms, what she is missing out on. your risk of rejection just went to zero, this is the only strategy for you now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted July 27, 2016 Share Posted July 27, 2016 7 minutes ago, Spoot-Face said: What I need more than ever is to get drunk at noon. Can't you do both? /DPR'd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoot-Face Posted July 27, 2016 Share Posted July 27, 2016 9 minutes ago, Lizard King said: you need to show her, in no uncertain terms, what she is missing out on. your risk of rejection just went to zero, this is the only strategy for you now. My only strategy now is to try my best to forget her, but she's the first girl I felt that strongly about, so it's not going to be easy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoot-Face Posted July 27, 2016 Share Posted July 27, 2016 13 minutes ago, Jetsfan80 said: Can't you do both? /DPR'd Do you really want a drunk Spoot playing? If you thought I had no filter or sense of propriety before... I'd spew more sh*t outta my mouth than Ape's a$$hole. Or my a$$hole, for that matter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted July 27, 2016 Share Posted July 27, 2016 1 minute ago, Spoot-Face said: Do you really want a drunk Spoot playing? If you thought I had no filter or sense of propriety before... I'd spew more sh*t outta my mouth than Ape's a$$hole. Or my a$$hole, for that matter. Yes, yes, 1,000 times yes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoot-Face Posted July 27, 2016 Share Posted July 27, 2016 I ate nearly a whole bag of Flamin' Hot Cheetos last night while I drank, so I expect quite the storm soon. About to finish the bag. I just hope it comes before I have to work tomorrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted July 27, 2016 Share Posted July 27, 2016 1 minute ago, Spoot-Face said: I ate nearly a whole bag of Flamin' Hot Cheetos last night while I drank, so I expect quite the storm soon. About to finish the bag. I just hope it comes before I have to work tomorrow. Just remember man, as a guy, you can bounce back a lot easier than chicks can. This sh*tty song's lyrics explain why: She don't throw any t-shirt on and walk to a bar She don't text her friends and say, I gotta get laid tonight She don't say, it's okay, I never loved him anyway She don't scroll through her phone just looking for a Band-Aid It's different for girls when their hearts get broke They can't tape it back together with a whiskey and Coke They don't take someone home and act like it's nothing They can't just switch it off every time they feel something A guy gets drunk with his friends and he might hook up Fast forward through the pain, pushing back when the tears come on But it's different for girls She don't sleep all day and leave the house a wreck She don't have the luxury to let herself go She won't call just to curse from a wall, she can push When the going gets tough, yeah, the guys they can just act tough It's different for girls when their hearts get broke They can't tape it back together with a whiskey and Coke They don't take someone home and act like it's nothing They can't just switch it off every time they feel something A guy gets drunk with his friends and he might hook up Fast forward through the pain, pushing back when the tears come on But it's different for girls It's different for girls Nobody said it was fair When love disappears, they can't pretend it was never there A guy gets drunk with his friends and he might hook up Fast forward through the pain, pushing back when the tears come on When the going gets tough, yeah, the guys they can just act tough So tough It's different for girls It's different for girls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DPR Posted July 27, 2016 Share Posted July 27, 2016 13 minutes ago, Spoot-Face said: My only strategy now is to try my best to forget her, but she's the first girl I felt that strongly about, so it's not going to be easy. Ima send you a Pirate Pack - A case of Ketel 1, a half-dozen bottles of jalepeno stuffed olives, a shaker and and eye patch. Put the eye patch on first because you can never get those things right after the case of vodka and the look is the whole thing. Then you call Uber, slide down to the club, and meet the next lovely that will break your heart... But know this, when you find the right one, you won't "think" she feels the same. You'll know. Party on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoot-Face Posted July 27, 2016 Share Posted July 27, 2016 4 minutes ago, Jetsfan80 said: Just remember man, as a guy, you can bounce back a lot easier than chicks can. This sh*tty song's lyrics explain why: She don't throw any t-shirt on and walk to a bar She don't text her friends and say, I gotta get laid tonight She don't say, it's okay, I never loved him anyway She don't scroll through her phone just looking for a Band-Aid It's different for girls when their hearts get broke They can't tape it back together with a whiskey and Coke They don't take someone home and act like it's nothing They can't just switch it off every time they feel something A guy gets drunk with his friends and he might hook up Fast forward through the pain, pushing back when the tears come on But it's different for girls She don't sleep all day and leave the house a wreck She don't have the luxury to let herself go She won't call just to curse from a wall, she can push When the going gets tough, yeah, the guys they can just act tough It's different for girls when their hearts get broke They can't tape it back together with a whiskey and Coke They don't take someone home and act like it's nothing They can't just switch it off every time they feel something A guy gets drunk with his friends and he might hook up Fast forward through the pain, pushing back when the tears come on But it's different for girls It's different for girls Nobody said it was fair When love disappears, they can't pretend it was never there A guy gets drunk with his friends and he might hook up Fast forward through the pain, pushing back when the tears come on When the going gets tough, yeah, the guys they can just act tough So tough It's different for girls It's different for girls I prefer the wisdom in these lyrics: Here I sit at the fire Liquor's bitter flames warm my languid soul Here I drink alone and remember A graven life, the stain of her memory In this cup, love's poison For love is the poison of life Tip the cup, feed the fire, And forget about useless hope. . . Lost in the desolation of love The passions we reap and sow Lost in the desolation of life This path that we walk. . . Here's to love, the sickness The great martyr of the soul Here's to life, the vice The great herald of misery In this cup, spiritus frumenti For this is the nectar of the spirit Quench the thirst, drown the sorrow And forget about cold yesterdays. . . Lost in the desolation of love The passions we reap and sow Lost in the desolation of life This path that we walk. . . Lost in the desolation of love The sorrows we reap and sow Lost in the desolation of life The path that we walk... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoot-Face Posted July 27, 2016 Share Posted July 27, 2016 1 minute ago, D P R said: Ima send you a Pirate Pack - A case of Ketel 1, a half-dozen bottles of jalepeno stuffed olives, a shaker and and eye patch. Put the eye patch on first because you can never get those things right after the case of vodka and the look is the whole thing. Then you call Uber, slide down to the club, and meet the next lovely that will break your heart... But know this, when you find the right one, you won't think she feels the same. You'll know. Party on. Six bottles of jalepeno stuffed olives? I'll be missing work for a week! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoot-Face Posted July 27, 2016 Share Posted July 27, 2016 See? I've been drinking for like, 30 minutes, and I've already posted an exploding diarrhea gif. It'll only get worse. LMAO! Holy sh*t, that's hilarious! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted July 27, 2016 Share Posted July 27, 2016 2 hours ago, Jetsfan80 said: </3 What's wrong buddy? Talk to us. Fellowship is nice 2 hours ago, Spoot-Face said: In a nutshell, you could say I was friend-zoned by someone I was really starting to like. A lot. I thought she felt the same. I was sadly mistaken. Now I just lost a really good friend. Dr. Crushlove reporting for duty. 1 hour ago, Jetsfan80 said: Been there several times my man, to the surprise of no one. That sucks. I think you need Mafia more than ever. Try fucking. It might help. 1 hour ago, Spoot-Face said: What I need more than ever is to get drunk at noon. No. You need to over eat at noon. Drink after 3rd dinner. 1 hour ago, Lizard King said: you need to show her, in no uncertain terms, what she is missing out on. your risk of rejection just went to zero, this is the only strategy for you now. Not true. He needs to have sex with one of her close friends. 1 hour ago, Jetsfan80 said: Can't you do both? /DPR'd Yes. 1 hour ago, Spoot-Face said: My only strategy now is to try my best to forget her, but she's the first girl I felt that strongly about, so it's not going to be easy. No. Your only strategy now is to show her that she missed out on some spoot-a-lisciousness by having toe curling sex with one, two, three, or eleven of her friends. 1 hour ago, Spoot-Face said: Do you really want a drunk Spoot playing? If you thought I had no filter or sense of propriety before... I'd spew more sh*t outta my mouth than Ape's a$$hole. Or my a$$hole, for that matter. Its an Alt game. People will just think your Pac. 1 hour ago, Spoot-Face said: I ate nearly a whole bag of Flamin' Hot Cheetos last night while I drank, so I expect quite the storm soon. About to finish the bag. I just hope it comes before I have to work tomorrow. Excellent start. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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