Kleckineau 12,280 #1 Posted July 28, 2016 Shark probably hated the way the big creep tasted. Only posted for the potential joke value so bring it. If you believe in karma, this story is for you. Retired defensive tackle Warren Sapp, who last year was charged with three counts of domestic violence after he allegedly bit the finger of and stepped on the face of his then-girlfriend, got some comeuppance on Wednesday thanks to a hungry shark............................................. /sports/news/warren-sapp-bitten-by-a-shark-true-story-142610793.html Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JoeC36 64,551 #2 Posted July 28, 2016 Warren Sapp bitten by a shark (True story) If you believe in karma, this story is for you. Retired defensive tackle Warren Sapp, who last year was charged with three counts of domestic violence after he allegedly bit the finger of and stepped on the face of his then-girlfriend, got some comeuppance on Wednesday thanks to a hungry shark. Via Tampa Bay Times reporter Greg Auman, Sapp was on a charter, diving for lobster off the Florida Keys, when he and a shark went after the same lobster. Sapp got the lobster, but the shark got a piece of Sapp (the lobster was probably a tastier bite, if we’re being honest). Sapp told Auman what happened: “I was sticking my hand in a hole and a monster locked on me,” Sapp said. “You’ve got to be careful sticking your hand in some holes down here. “It went past the white meat, up to the gristle.” Sapp said the boat crew wrapped his arm in duct tape and they finished the expedition. “It was me and the shark, one on one,” he said. “Then he put those razor sharp teeth in me and I knew who was the boss. Holy smokes. I snapped my arm, spit the respirator out and went for the surface.” Boat captain Jack Carlson posted a photo on Instagram: http://sports.yahoo.com/news/warren-sapp-bitten-by-a-shark-true-story-142610793.html Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Larz 71,197 #3 Posted July 28, 2016 oh, the infamous hole shark ? more likely an eel or just human stupidity and a made up story Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
joewilly12 23,391 #4 Posted July 28, 2016 He probably fell off a boat in drunken or drug induced stupor and cut his knee on the propellor. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BroadwayJets 743 #5 Posted July 28, 2016 2 minutes ago, JoeC36 said: “I was sticking my hand in a hole and a monster locked on me,” Sapp said. “You’ve got to be careful sticking your hand in some holes down here. http://sports.yahoo.com/news/warren-sapp-bitten-by-a-shark-true-story-142610793.html This, after being arrested for paying to have access to some holes down there. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FloridaJetsFan 1,116 #6 Posted July 28, 2016 A one-toothed shark? 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Larz 71,197 #7 Posted July 28, 2016 3 minutes ago, FloridaJetsFan said: A one-toothed shark? I looked at some blacktip bites, they are usually crescent shaped or multiple small wounds. I may be wrong, but it doesn't look like a sharkbite Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kleckineau 12,280 #8 Posted July 28, 2016 22 minutes ago, FloridaJetsFan said: A one-toothed shark? Just like his fav hooker. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jgb 27,191 #9 Posted July 28, 2016 Shark later dies of indigestion. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sarge4Tide 8,128 #10 Posted July 28, 2016 Kyle Brady would have been a better target 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jetdawgg 1,756 #11 Posted July 28, 2016 Could it have been the ex? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peebag 7,186 #12 Posted July 28, 2016 I bet it was a Jacksonville Shark..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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