Popular Post spjets Posted March 16, 2005 Popular Post Share Posted March 16, 2005 when i was passing by my daughter's bedroom i was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed, "dad." With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands: Dear dad, It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new boyfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with mom and you. I've been finding real passion with John and he is so nice - even with all his piercing, tattoos, beard, and his motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the passion dad, I'm pregnant and John said that we will be very happy. He already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. He wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams, too. John taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and trading it with his friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so John can get better; he sure deserves it!! Don't worry dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Some day I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren. Your daughter, Judith PS: dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbor's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card which is in my desk drawer. I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home. 1 2 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djaparz Posted March 16, 2005 Share Posted March 16, 2005 my daughter is never leaving the house!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toon88 Posted March 16, 2005 Share Posted March 16, 2005 heard that last week some where...LMAO, funny as hell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatsFanTX Posted March 16, 2005 Share Posted March 16, 2005 He already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. Damn showoff. I'm only halfway through with my firewood stack. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spjets Posted March 16, 2005 Author Share Posted March 16, 2005 Damn showoff. I'm only halfway through with my firewood stack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAM SAM HE'S OUR MAN Posted July 14, 2019 Share Posted July 14, 2019 Is she married yet ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crimson King Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 14 yr old post, just as effective today Reason #3704 that we are happy to never have had kids Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nycdan Posted July 19, 2019 Share Posted July 19, 2019 I saw PatsFanTX in the thread before I noticed how necro it was. I had a moment... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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