Gas2No99 Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 They wanted to rob the pizza guy. They did not expect a 250-pound, ex-NFL linebacker to deliver the pie. By Ben Guarino September 23 at 6:19 AM Oakland Raiders linebacker Napoleon Harris (58) in January 2003, in Oakland, Calif. (Al Golub/AP) The plan was simple: Order a pizza, rob whoever showed up to deliver the pie. But the caper did not go as the four men expected. That was because Napoleon Harris III, arrived with the pizza in hand. Harris is a man of many hats. Not only has he served as an Illinois state senator since 2013, he is the owner of two Beggars Pizza franchises. One of which, in Harvey, Ill., received a call just before closing time on Sept. 6. Harris is also 6 feet 3 inches tall, and weighs 250 pounds. He was a professional linebacker for several NFL teams, including the Oakland Raiders and the Minnesota Vikings. And he would soon help authorities find suspects in a murder case. On the Tuesday night in question, 37-year-old ex-footballer told the normal delivery person to head home, deciding to handle any late-night pies himself. A call came, the Daily Southtown reported, to the 15800 block of Paulina Avenue. What Harris did not know was that the house was vacant. When he arrived, a man on the porch greeted him. Three more men burst forth from the surrounding hedges, according to Sean Howard, a representative for Harvey police, according to the Daily Southtown. (Harris for Senate) “They were expecting a scrawny 5-foot-9 guy, and got Harris instead,” he said. The narrative, to hear Howard tell it, unfolded like the recap of a superhero comic. “They put a chokehold on the senator, but to no avail. They were really trying to choke him to death, and he was just too strong. He out-powered all four of them,” he said, according to CBS 2. “As they were all beating on him, one guy just went out of his way and really hit him hard, and Napoleon never moved.” Howard added, “He just looked at him like Hulk Hogan, and from that the guys knew that we better get out of here, because we can’t get this guy down.” The men stole Harris’s wallet as well as the pizza, according to Howard, and fled in a Chevy Tahoe. The senator pursued in his own car, following the Tahoe to a lumberyard. Harris called the Harvey police department, which found the men’s car but not the assailants. But the police also found blood in the Chevy Tahoe. The truck was registered to a Georgia man named Lester Roy Jones. Analysis of the blood revealed it was Jones’s, too; the man’s body was found in an abandoned house in Union City, Ga., a few days later. Georgia police ruled the death a homicide. Three men had kidnapped and killed Jones after luring him with a dating app, police said, according to local Atlanta news Project Q Authorities tracked down Harris’s four attackers based on the descriptions the senator gave them, as well as the evidence linked to the death in Georgia. Howard told CBS 2 that two of the men had taken a Megabus from Chicago to Georgia. They were arrested on Sept. 15. Malik Mayer was charged with murder and financial transaction card fraud; a security camera caught a masked man trying to use Jones’s ATM card. The other person arrested was a juvenile, reports said. Later in September, a third man, Lawrence Hines, was arrested on charges of murder in connection with the events in Georgia and Illinois. Hines checked himself into a Georgia mental institution, and when officers caught wind the suspect was at the facility they arrested him, according to the Atlanta Journal-Constitution. The fourth suspect in Harris’s mugging fits the description of a Gary, Ind., resident, according to Harvey police spokesman Howard. Charges have not yet been filed but are planned, he said. CRAZY Story, right?!?!?! And he probably saved the life of his employee delivery guy because a robbery beat-down from 4 men is NO joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oakland Raiders linebacker Napoleon Harris (58) in January 2003, in Oakland, Calif. (Al Golub/AP) The plan was simple: Order a pizza, rob whoever showed up to deliver the pie. But the caper did not go as the four men expected. That was because Napoleon Harris III, arrived with the pizza in hand. Harris is a man of many hats. Not only has he served as an Illinois state senator since 2013, he is the owner of two Beggars Pizza franchises. One of which, in Harvey, Ill., received a call just before closing time on Sept. 6. Harris is also 6 feet 3 inches tall, and weighs 250 pounds. He was a professional linebacker for several NFL teams, including the Oakland Raiders and the Minnesota Vikings. And he would soon help authorities find suspects in a murder case. On the Tuesday night in question, 37-year-old ex-footballer told the normal delivery person to head home, deciding to handle any late-night pies himself. A call came, the Daily Southtown reported, to the 15800 block of Paulina Avenue. What Harris did not know was that the house was vacant. When he arrived, a man on the porch greeted him. Three more men burst forth from the surrounding hedges, according to Sean Howard, a representative for Harvey police, according to the Daily Southtown. (Harris for Senate) “They were expecting a scrawny 5-foot-9 guy, and got Harris instead,” he said. The narrative, to hear Howard tell it, unfolded like the recap of a superhero comic. “They put a chokehold on the senator, but to no avail. They were really trying to choke him to death, and he was just too strong. He out-powered all four of them,” he said, according to CBS 2. “As they were all beating on him, one guy just went out of his way and really hit him hard, and Napoleon never moved.” Howard added, “He just looked at him like Hulk Hogan, and from that the guys knew that we better get out of here, because we can’t get this guy down.” The men stole Harris’s wallet as well as the pizza, according to Howard, and fled in a Chevy Tahoe. The senator pursued in his own car, following the Tahoe to a lumberyard. Harris called the Harvey police department, which found the men’s car but not the assailants. But the police also found blood in the Chevy Tahoe. The truck was registered to a Georgia man named Lester Roy Jones. Analysis of the blood revealed it was Jones’s, too; the man’s body was found in an abandoned house in Union City, Ga., a few days later. Georgia police ruled the death a homicide. Three men had kidnapped and killed Jones after luring him with a dating app, police said, according to local Atlanta news Project Q Authorities tracked down Harris’s four attackers based on the descriptions the senator gave them, as well as the evidence linked to the death in Georgia. Howard told CBS 2 that two of the men had taken a Megabus from Chicago to Georgia. They were arrested on Sept. 15. Malik Mayer was charged with murder and financial transaction card fraud; a security camera caught a masked man trying to use Jones’s ATM card. The other person arrested was a juvenile, reports said. Later in September, a third man, Lawrence Hines, was arrested on charges of murder in connection with the events in Georgia and Illinois. Hines checked himself into a Georgia mental institution, and when officers caught wind the suspect was at the facility they arrested him, according to the Atlanta Journal-Constitution. The fourth suspect in Harris’s mugging fits the description of a Gary, Ind., resident, according to Harvey police spokesman Howard. Charges have not yet been filed but are planned, he said. CRAZY Story, right?!?!?! And he probably saved the life of his employee delivery guy because a robbery beat-down from 4 men is NO joke.
kelly Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 28 minutes ago, Gas2No99 said: They wanted to rob the pizza guy. They did not expect a 250-pound, ex-NFL linebacker to deliver the pie. By Ben Guarino September 23 at 6:19 AM Oakland Raiders linebacker Napoleon Harris (58) in January 2003, in Oakland, Calif. (Al Golub/AP) The plan was simple: Order a pizza, rob whoever showed up to deliver the pie. But the caper did not go as the four men expected. That was because Napoleon Harris III, arrived with the pizza in hand. Harris is a man of many hats. Not only has he served as an Illinois state senator since 2013, he is the owner of two Beggars Pizza franchises. One of which, in Harvey, Ill., received a call just before closing time on Sept. 6. Harris is also 6 feet 3 inches tall, and weighs 250 pounds. He was a professional linebacker for several NFL teams, including the Oakland Raiders and the Minnesota Vikings. And he would soon help authorities find suspects in a murder case. On the Tuesday night in question, 37-year-old ex-footballer told the normal delivery person to head home, deciding to handle any late-night pies himself. A call came, the Daily Southtown reported, to the 15800 block of Paulina Avenue. What Harris did not know was that the house was vacant. When he arrived, a man on the porch greeted him. Three more men burst forth from the surrounding hedges, according to Sean Howard, a representative for Harvey police, according to the Daily Southtown. (Harris for Senate) “They were expecting a scrawny 5-foot-9 guy, and got Harris instead,” he said. The narrative, to hear Howard tell it, unfolded like the recap of a superhero comic. “They put a chokehold on the senator, but to no avail. They were really trying to choke him to death, and he was just too strong. He out-powered all four of them,” he said, according to CBS 2. “As they were all beating on him, one guy just went out of his way and really hit him hard, and Napoleon never moved.” Howard added, “He just looked at him like Hulk Hogan, and from that the guys knew that we better get out of here, because we can’t get this guy down.” The men stole Harris’s wallet as well as the pizza, according to Howard, and fled in a Chevy Tahoe. The senator pursued in his own car, following the Tahoe to a lumberyard. Harris called the Harvey police department, which found the men’s car but not the assailants. But the police also found blood in the Chevy Tahoe. The truck was registered to a Georgia man named Lester Roy Jones. Analysis of the blood revealed it was Jones’s, too; the man’s body was found in an abandoned house in Union City, Ga., a few days later. Georgia police ruled the death a homicide. Three men had kidnapped and killed Jones after luring him with a dating app, police said, according to local Atlanta news Project Q Authorities tracked down Harris’s four attackers based on the descriptions the senator gave them, as well as the evidence linked to the death in Georgia. Howard told CBS 2 that two of the men had taken a Megabus from Chicago to Georgia. They were arrested on Sept. 15. Malik Mayer was charged with murder and financial transaction card fraud; a security camera caught a masked man trying to use Jones’s ATM card. The other person arrested was a juvenile, reports said. Later in September, a third man, Lawrence Hines, was arrested on charges of murder in connection with the events in Georgia and Illinois. Hines checked himself into a Georgia mental institution, and when officers caught wind the suspect was at the facility they arrested him, according to the Atlanta Journal-Constitution. The fourth suspect in Harris’s mugging fits the description of a Gary, Ind., resident, according to Harvey police spokesman Howard. Charges have not yet been filed but are planned, he said. CRAZY Story, right?!?!?! And he probably saved the life of his employee delivery guy because a robbery beat-down from 4 men is NO joke. so.. NOT this guy ~ ~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oakland Raiders linebacker Napoleon Harris (58) in January 2003, in Oakland, Calif. (Al Golub/AP) The plan was simple: Order a pizza, rob whoever showed up to deliver the pie. But the caper did not go as the four men expected. That was because Napoleon Harris III, arrived with the pizza in hand. Harris is a man of many hats. Not only has he served as an Illinois state senator since 2013, he is the owner of two Beggars Pizza franchises. One of which, in Harvey, Ill., received a call just before closing time on Sept. 6. Harris is also 6 feet 3 inches tall, and weighs 250 pounds. He was a professional linebacker for several NFL teams, including the Oakland Raiders and the Minnesota Vikings. And he would soon help authorities find suspects in a murder case. On the Tuesday night in question, 37-year-old ex-footballer told the normal delivery person to head home, deciding to handle any late-night pies himself. A call came, the Daily Southtown reported, to the 15800 block of Paulina Avenue. What Harris did not know was that the house was vacant. When he arrived, a man on the porch greeted him. Three more men burst forth from the surrounding hedges, according to Sean Howard, a representative for Harvey police, according to the Daily Southtown. (Harris for Senate) “They were expecting a scrawny 5-foot-9 guy, and got Harris instead,” he said. The narrative, to hear Howard tell it, unfolded like the recap of a superhero comic. “They put a chokehold on the senator, but to no avail. They were really trying to choke him to death, and he was just too strong. He out-powered all four of them,” he said, according to CBS 2. “As they were all beating on him, one guy just went out of his way and really hit him hard, and Napoleon never moved.” Howard added, “He just looked at him like Hulk Hogan, and from that the guys knew that we better get out of here, because we can’t get this guy down.” The men stole Harris’s wallet as well as the pizza, according to Howard, and fled in a Chevy Tahoe. The senator pursued in his own car, following the Tahoe to a lumberyard. Harris called the Harvey police department, which found the men’s car but not the assailants. But the police also found blood in the Chevy Tahoe. The truck was registered to a Georgia man named Lester Roy Jones. Analysis of the blood revealed it was Jones’s, too; the man’s body was found in an abandoned house in Union City, Ga., a few days later. Georgia police ruled the death a homicide. Three men had kidnapped and killed Jones after luring him with a dating app, police said, according to local Atlanta news Project Q Authorities tracked down Harris’s four attackers based on the descriptions the senator gave them, as well as the evidence linked to the death in Georgia. Howard told CBS 2 that two of the men had taken a Megabus from Chicago to Georgia. They were arrested on Sept. 15. Malik Mayer was charged with murder and financial transaction card fraud; a security camera caught a masked man trying to use Jones’s ATM card. The other person arrested was a juvenile, reports said. Later in September, a third man, Lawrence Hines, was arrested on charges of murder in connection with the events in Georgia and Illinois. Hines checked himself into a Georgia mental institution, and when officers caught wind the suspect was at the facility they arrested him, according to the Atlanta Journal-Constitution. The fourth suspect in Harris’s mugging fits the description of a Gary, Ind., resident, according to Harvey police spokesman Howard. Charges have not yet been filed but are planned, he said. CRAZY Story, right?!?!?! And he probably saved the life of his employee delivery guy because a robbery beat-down from 4 men is NO joke.
dbatesman Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 Wow, Gato's a bigger guy than I thought Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 Imagine if it was Darron Lee instead... he wouldn't have stood a chance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyCarl40 Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 They lured a dude with a dating app and murdered him and then got pizza after? Plenty of fish my ass! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slats Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 10 minutes ago, CrazyCarl40 said: They lured a dude with a dating app and murdered him and then got pizza after? Plenty of fish my ass! That's why you always meet in a public place. If four guys show up asking if that's you at Starbucks, you know something's up and don't go back to their place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jet Fan RI Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 19 minutes ago, slats said: That's why you always meet in a public place. If four guys show up asking if that's you at Starbucks, you know something's up and don't go back to their place. What if one guy shows up at Starbucks, the other 3 waiting for them at their place? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PCP63 Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 A guy once tried to rob me during a delivery when I was a driver. The second I pulled my knife out of my pocket, he stopped and tried to run. I was training to switch to running back at that point until football. I ran him down and beat him pretty severely. I'm assuming he lived, since I'm not in jail right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RutgersJetFan Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 1 hour ago, dbatesman said: Wow, Gato's a bigger guy than I thought LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no psls Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 2 hours ago, Gas2No99 said: They wanted to rob the pizza guy. They did not expect a 250-pound, ex-NFL linebacker to deliver the pie. By Ben Guarino September 23 at 6:19 AM Oakland Raiders linebacker Napoleon Harris (58) in January 2003, in Oakland, Calif. (Al Golub/AP) The plan was simple: Order a pizza, rob whoever showed up to deliver the pie. But the caper did not go as the four men expected. That was because Napoleon Harris III, arrived with the pizza in hand. Harris is a man of many hats. Not only has he served as an Illinois state senator since 2013, he is the owner of two Beggars Pizza franchises. One of which, in Harvey, Ill., received a call just before closing time on Sept. 6. Harris is also 6 feet 3 inches tall, and weighs 250 pounds. He was a professional linebacker for several NFL teams, including the Oakland Raiders and the Minnesota Vikings. And he would soon help authorities find suspects in a murder case. On the Tuesday night in question, 37-year-old ex-footballer told the normal delivery person to head home, deciding to handle any late-night pies himself. A call came, the Daily Southtown reported, to the 15800 block of Paulina Avenue. What Harris did not know was that the house was vacant. When he arrived, a man on the porch greeted him. Three more men burst forth from the surrounding hedges, according to Sean Howard, a representative for Harvey police, according to the Daily Southtown. (Harris for Senate) “They were expecting a scrawny 5-foot-9 guy, and got Harris instead,” he said. The narrative, to hear Howard tell it, unfolded like the recap of a superhero comic. “They put a chokehold on the senator, but to no avail. They were really trying to choke him to death, and he was just too strong. He out-powered all four of them,” he said, according to CBS 2. “As they were all beating on him, one guy just went out of his way and really hit him hard, and Napoleon never moved.” Howard added, “He just looked at him like Hulk Hogan, and from that the guys knew that we better get out of here, because we can’t get this guy down.” The men stole Harris’s wallet as well as the pizza, according to Howard, and fled in a Chevy Tahoe. The senator pursued in his own car, following the Tahoe to a lumberyard. Harris called the Harvey police department, which found the men’s car but not the assailants. But the police also found blood in the Chevy Tahoe. The truck was registered to a Georgia man named Lester Roy Jones. Analysis of the blood revealed it was Jones’s, too; the man’s body was found in an abandoned house in Union City, Ga., a few days later. Georgia police ruled the death a homicide. Three men had kidnapped and killed Jones after luring him with a dating app, police said, according to local Atlanta news Project Q Authorities tracked down Harris’s four attackers based on the descriptions the senator gave them, as well as the evidence linked to the death in Georgia. Howard told CBS 2 that two of the men had taken a Megabus from Chicago to Georgia. They were arrested on Sept. 15. Malik Mayer was charged with murder and financial transaction card fraud; a security camera caught a masked man trying to use Jones’s ATM card. The other person arrested was a juvenile, reports said. Later in September, a third man, Lawrence Hines, was arrested on charges of murder in connection with the events in Georgia and Illinois. Hines checked himself into a Georgia mental institution, and when officers caught wind the suspect was at the facility they arrested him, according to the Atlanta Journal-Constitution. The fourth suspect in Harris’s mugging fits the description of a Gary, Ind., resident, according to Harvey police spokesman Howard. Charges have not yet been filed but are planned, he said. CRAZY Story, right?!?!?! And he probably saved the life of his employee delivery guy because a robbery beat-down from 4 men is NO joke. The world is full of nuts !!!!!!! I'm locking my door and staying home !!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oakland Raiders linebacker Napoleon Harris (58) in January 2003, in Oakland, Calif. (Al Golub/AP) The plan was simple: Order a pizza, rob whoever showed up to deliver the pie. But the caper did not go as the four men expected. That was because Napoleon Harris III, arrived with the pizza in hand. Harris is a man of many hats. Not only has he served as an Illinois state senator since 2013, he is the owner of two Beggars Pizza franchises. One of which, in Harvey, Ill., received a call just before closing time on Sept. 6. Harris is also 6 feet 3 inches tall, and weighs 250 pounds. He was a professional linebacker for several NFL teams, including the Oakland Raiders and the Minnesota Vikings. And he would soon help authorities find suspects in a murder case. On the Tuesday night in question, 37-year-old ex-footballer told the normal delivery person to head home, deciding to handle any late-night pies himself. A call came, the Daily Southtown reported, to the 15800 block of Paulina Avenue. What Harris did not know was that the house was vacant. When he arrived, a man on the porch greeted him. Three more men burst forth from the surrounding hedges, according to Sean Howard, a representative for Harvey police, according to the Daily Southtown. (Harris for Senate) “They were expecting a scrawny 5-foot-9 guy, and got Harris instead,” he said. The narrative, to hear Howard tell it, unfolded like the recap of a superhero comic. “They put a chokehold on the senator, but to no avail. They were really trying to choke him to death, and he was just too strong. He out-powered all four of them,” he said, according to CBS 2. “As they were all beating on him, one guy just went out of his way and really hit him hard, and Napoleon never moved.” Howard added, “He just looked at him like Hulk Hogan, and from that the guys knew that we better get out of here, because we can’t get this guy down.” The men stole Harris’s wallet as well as the pizza, according to Howard, and fled in a Chevy Tahoe. The senator pursued in his own car, following the Tahoe to a lumberyard. Harris called the Harvey police department, which found the men’s car but not the assailants. But the police also found blood in the Chevy Tahoe. The truck was registered to a Georgia man named Lester Roy Jones. Analysis of the blood revealed it was Jones’s, too; the man’s body was found in an abandoned house in Union City, Ga., a few days later. Georgia police ruled the death a homicide. Three men had kidnapped and killed Jones after luring him with a dating app, police said, according to local Atlanta news Project Q Authorities tracked down Harris’s four attackers based on the descriptions the senator gave them, as well as the evidence linked to the death in Georgia. Howard told CBS 2 that two of the men had taken a Megabus from Chicago to Georgia. They were arrested on Sept. 15. Malik Mayer was charged with murder and financial transaction card fraud; a security camera caught a masked man trying to use Jones’s ATM card. The other person arrested was a juvenile, reports said. Later in September, a third man, Lawrence Hines, was arrested on charges of murder in connection with the events in Georgia and Illinois. Hines checked himself into a Georgia mental institution, and when officers caught wind the suspect was at the facility they arrested him, according to the Atlanta Journal-Constitution. The fourth suspect in Harris’s mugging fits the description of a Gary, Ind., resident, according to Harvey police spokesman Howard. Charges have not yet been filed but are planned, he said. CRAZY Story, right?!?!?! And he probably saved the life of his employee delivery guy because a robbery beat-down from 4 men is NO joke.
Jetworks Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 2 hours ago, Integrity28 said: Imagine if it was Darron Lee instead... he wouldn't have stood a chance. This seriously underrated post deserved some added recognition. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#27TheDominator Posted September 24, 2016 Share Posted September 24, 2016 3 hours ago, no psls said: The world is full of nuts !!!!!!! I'm locking my door and staying home !!!!!! I'm not delivering you pizza! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZachEY Posted September 24, 2016 Share Posted September 24, 2016 3 hours ago, no psls said: The world is full of nuts !!!!!!! I'm locking my door and staying home !!!!!! Any chance you'd unplug your computer too? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Il Mostro Posted September 24, 2016 Share Posted September 24, 2016 4 hours ago, slats said: That's why you always meet in a public place. If four guys show up asking if that's you at Starbucks, you know something's up and don't go back to their place. Are you speaking from your Grindr experience? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackout Posted September 24, 2016 Share Posted September 24, 2016 glad Napoléon didn't get hurt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nycdan Posted September 24, 2016 Share Posted September 24, 2016 21 minutes ago, Blackout said: glad Napoléon didn't get hurt Good thing Chad doesn't own a pizza franchise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRONX DUDE Posted September 24, 2016 Share Posted September 24, 2016 Doesn't anyone want to talk about the Jets/KC game this weekend???????????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no psls Posted September 24, 2016 Share Posted September 24, 2016 6 hours ago, BRONX DUDE said: Doesn't anyone want to talk about the Jets/KC game this weekend???????????? Nice hair dude !!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slats Posted September 24, 2016 Share Posted September 24, 2016 8 hours ago, Il Mostro said: Are you speaking from your Grindr experience? Jump me once, shame on you. Jump me twice, shame on me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted September 24, 2016 Share Posted September 24, 2016 Omg this is a crazy story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted September 24, 2016 Share Posted September 24, 2016 Btw did anyone catch the name of the app that makes four hot thugs come to your house? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ljr Posted September 24, 2016 Share Posted September 24, 2016 15 hours ago, PCP63 said: A guy once tried to rob me during a delivery when I was a driver. The second I pulled my knife out of my pocket, he stopped and tried to run. I was training to switch to running back at that point until football. I ran him down and beat him pretty severely. I'm assuming he lived, since I'm not in jail right now. What toppings did he order on his pizza? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GREENBEAN Posted September 24, 2016 Share Posted September 24, 2016 17 hours ago, Integrity28 said: Imagine if it was Darron Lee instead... he wouldn't have stood a chance. LOL You're a mess Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GREENBEAN Posted September 24, 2016 Share Posted September 24, 2016 This is seriously incredibly awesome. Obviously it's terrible what happened to the owner of the Tahoe, but what this man did fromm start to finish is one of the better stories I've ever heard. Amazing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kelly Posted September 24, 2016 Share Posted September 24, 2016 11 hours ago, BRONX DUDE said: Doesn't anyone want to talk about the Jets/KC game this weekend???????????? jets by 10.. cheers ~ ~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAR I Posted September 24, 2016 Share Posted September 24, 2016 4 hours ago, slats said: Jump me once, shame on you. Jump me twice, shame on me. 13 hours ago, Il Mostro said: Are you speaking from your Grindr experience? Speaking of the Tailgate Joe Experience, I just came to the realization that robbing tailgaters could be a fantastic business model, certainly better than putting the hit on pizza guys. Drunkards in a food coma, you can size up your mark just by looking at his car and clothes. You and your crew walk up like you were invited, whip out a knife, take what you want, off you go into the crowd in nondescript Jets gear. Your victims cry for help but it's drowned out by the bad 80s Molly Hatchet music, no DNA trail as it's obscured by the anal gas and urine, you move on to your next target and repeat before going in to see the game and washing up in a stadium sink, it's a pretty perfect crime. SAR I Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Powpow Posted September 24, 2016 Share Posted September 24, 2016 18 hours ago, Integrity28 said: Imagine if it was Darron Lee instead... he wouldn't have stood a chance. Cmon Darron Lee would have smirked and turned into a heat seeking missle and Dragon Balled those punks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
De-Jet-Erate/Duane Posted September 24, 2016 Share Posted September 24, 2016 9 minutes ago, SAR I said: Speaking of the Tailgate Joe Experience, I just came to the realization that robbing tailgaters could be a fantastic business model, certainly better than putting the hit on pizza guys. Drunkards in a food coma, you can size up your mark just by looking at his car and clothes. You and your crew walk up like you were invited, whip out a knife, take what you want, off you go into the crowd in nondescript Jets gear. Your victims cry for help but it's drowned out by the bad 80s Molly Hatchet music, no DNA trail as it's obscured by the anal gas and urine, you move on to your next target and repeat before going in to see the game and washing up in a stadium sink, it's a pretty perfect crime. SAR I Your first and biggest mistake in this flawed theory is under estimating your apponent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
De-Jet-Erate/Duane Posted September 24, 2016 Share Posted September 24, 2016 After reading this Pappa John and Peyton are going to have to scrap there new delivery gimmick idea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PCP63 Posted September 24, 2016 Share Posted September 24, 2016 4 hours ago, ljr said: What toppings did he order on his pizza? He wasn't the one who ordered. Real guy never got his pizza, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larz Posted September 25, 2016 Share Posted September 25, 2016 no good deed goes unpunished Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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