### Jets \ Chiefs --- The Official Game Thread ###

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Mauldin and Lee!

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Fitzpatrick and his patented "Fumble Forward for Extra Yards" play.

Genius.

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1 minute ago, Irish Jet said:

Terrible decision. 

We should be trying to get Enunwa involved.

Yeah.

At QB.

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Sheldon was clearly held on the TD.

Even I saw that.

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It's Quincy Enunwa, not Enuña, Gumbel, you idiot. He's not Latin.

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Powell sucks, Fitzpatrick sucks, Lee sucks, everyone sucks on this ******* team.

I need more drinky drink.

 

Oh, and why the **** is Kevin James back? Does anyone ever miss him except for Adam Sandler's dick?

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4 minutes ago, BRONX DUDE said:

This team needs a SPARK!!!  Any suggestions????

Someone shoot Tom Brady in the face.

That'll put a pep in this team's trousers.

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I would blow Rontez Miles.

And then spit in Fitzpatrick's face.

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Darron Lee!

Nice!

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The Chiefs kicked off, my feed blacked out, and then they were scoring a TD.

What the **** happened?

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2 minutes ago, Rexorcism said:

Thats it, get Marshall off Kick return now

Is Jeremy Ross still available?

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6 minutes ago, CrazyCarl40 said:

Yes. Below average players are always available. 

In related news, Darrin walls is available.

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There ya go, Shelly, there ya go.

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4 minutes ago, JiF said:

I'm done with Bowles.  Wtf?  Use a god damn time out.

he is a ******* scared moron 

Relax.

Maybe Bowles is just eager to get into the locker room and personally punch every player in the dick.

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4 minutes ago, Mike135 said:

You wanna let them punt so we can fumble it, and they kick a FG?

^^This guy gets it.

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4 minutes ago, Bleedin Green said:

As much as I hate A LOT of the decisions made in this game, I'm not sure in what world anyone thinks it would have been a good idea to opt to get the ball put into the hands of the kid who is solely responsible for 7 of those Chiefs points.  The Chiefs were more likely to end up with points off of a punt than the Jets.

Yes.

Because the Jets are literally banned from putting anyone but Jalin back there.

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5 minutes ago, UnitedWhofans said:

You are! Expecting this team against this schedule to go to the playoffs is LUNACY

No, it's called being a fan and hoping to win.

Why the **** are you still even a Jets fan?

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7 minutes ago, Mike135 said:

Yeah, thankfully I decided not to drink for this game.

Hey, I've been drinking and I get ya man!

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4 minutes ago, UnitedWhofans said:

Hoping and expecting are 2 different things

Yeah, but you're essentially telling everyone we're wrong for being angry, which is like telling us that we were wrong for hoping something positive.

With all due respect, you sound like a doosh.

Please stop and join us.

It's okay. You don't have to accept the suckiness. Hate it. Be angry. Join us.

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4 minutes ago, UnitedWhofans said:

So so far in our 2 potential losses, a kicker missed 4 points and we had 3 turnovers. What do you expect a coach to do?

He's supposed to punch everyone in the face until they become Hall of Famers.

That's called being a coach.

Isn't that what Parcells did?

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lol

We get a call.

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ENUNWA!

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Seriously.

This is our QB.

This is our life as Jets fans.

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4 minutes ago, hawk said:

No, 10 days.  Extra time to prepare.

Extra time to buy alcohol.

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9 minutes ago, Ghost said:

This is painful. I feel like I'm being tied and some fat chick named Ginger is flicking my balls as I'm screaming on top of my lungs. 

But that scenario sounds sooooo much more enjoyable than this.

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lololololololol

Fitz sucks so much.

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You gotta be sh*tting me.

How many INTs is that now? I've actually lost count.

 

Wait, Gumbel just told me. 6.

6

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9 minutes ago, Scoop24 said:

Let fitz walk home 

No, tie him up and let him drag himself home by his lips.

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9 minutes ago, Guilhermezmc said:

can he make it 6?

YES.

YES HE CAN.

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11 minutes ago, Ohio State NY Jets fan said:

Mc Pick 6, Fitz Pick 6 or a "6 Pick"  time to start drinking heavily

Fitzpicksixtrick.

Or...

Fitzsixpickstrick

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15 minutes ago, BallinPB said:

Fitz gave up at the end.

No.

He really wanted that INT record, bless his heart.